Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
THE EPIC SANNIN BATTLE
Orochimaru: You will not defeat me!
Tsunade: Yea right, says the guy who owns a gay bar!
Jiraiya: Whatever, pervert fucktime is over!
Tsunade: Hey, you're even more perverted than him!
Jiraiya: Ahem, he brings little kids to the basement..
Tsunade: Got a point.
Orochimaru: Enough with this, Summoning Jutsu: White Pedophile Van no Jutsu! *summons a windowless van*
The van was windowless, with soundproof effect, and also Pedo. He went in the van, ready for battle.
Orochimaru: Fools! With this 40 miles-an-hour superspeed van, I will kidnap every single child on Konoha! Muwahahaha!
Tsunade: *anime sweatdrops* Uh...yeah, well TAKE THIS! *punches van but is deflected* How?
Orochimaru: This Pedo van is unstoppable! Only an attack from fellow pedophiles can destroy it! And, it can torture people like you with this! *activates the van music*
Van Music: *playing the song "Gay Bar"
Jiraiya & Tsunade: My ears!
Orochimaru: Now to finish this off! Pedo Summon no Jutsu! *summons many naked children*
Jiraiya: *nosebleed*
Tsunade: Ahh! My eyes!
Orochimaru: Yes! Victory is mine!
Itachi: Not so fast! *cue Sailor Moon theme song* Everyone assemble! *now having Sailor Moon's outfit*
Deidara: Sailor Mercury! *wearing Mercury's outfit*
Sasori: Sailor Venus! *wearing Venus' outfit*
Hidan: Sailor Mars! *wearing Mars' outfit*
Kakuzu: Sailor Jupiter! *wearing Jupiter's outfit*
Pain: Sailor Uranus! *wearing Uranus' outfit*
Konan: Sailor Neptune! Uh...does this outfit make me look fat? *wearing Neptune's outfit*
Kisame: Sailor Pluto! *wearing Pluto's outfit* (Yuck! The image makes me wanna barf!)
Itachi: And me, SAILOR MOON!
Orochimaru: NOOOO! The sailor scouts! I'm doomed!
THE END
Whew! I hope its really funny since I really feel this one will be the funniest of my fics. Oh well, pls review! Pwease *puppy eyes*!