Author's Note: First off, I hate Author's Notes, so this is probably the
only one you will see through out the story.
Rating: PG(ish) Maybe PG-13 later.
Title: Our Slightly Altered Version of CoS
Summery: When two young muggle-borns get sorted into Slytherin, anything can happen.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, and I'm not getting paid for this!! So far I only own Joanne and Rebecca, but you can't have them!! (They are based on real people. HINT HINT)
It was about quarter to nine when Joanne woke up in her cheerful London flat, which she lived in with her Mom, Dad, and little brother. In the next flat over, live her best friend, Rebecca, and her Mom, Dad, and older brother. They were both 11, and planning to start the 6th grade this year at the local secondary school. Little did they know, that their plans would soon change...
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Joanne opened her eyes, and then promptly closed then after being nearly blinded by the bright cheerful sun. She had just reached sitting position, when a blow to the head immediately knocked her back down.
Silently cursing, she was just wondering why the zoo couldn't keep the flying squirrel cage closed (such things had happened before), when she opened her eyes, and... um...stared.
An owl was sitting on her chest glaring imperiously at her. With a sassy flick of its tail feathers, it departed, leaving a yellowed moldy, owl- shitty letter. Before going any further however, she pulled out her handy- dandy Guide to Owl Body Language and found that a tail flick means, "you're sexy". Spirit slightly uplifted by this, she commenced to open her letter.
Dear Ms. Santa Ana,
We are please to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry...Yadda Yadda Yadda...She skipped the boring parts...We will be looking forward to seeing you. Term begins on Sept. 1.
"Whoa..." She muttered to herself.
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There were only about four things Joanne and Rebecca had in common. They both like socks and carrots, and both fear people that smile too much. How they became friends is anyone's guess. But no matter. They're friends now.
Joanne groaned when she remembered what day it was. 'Damn,' she said, silently. Today was Tuesday. Today she had piano. "URG," she moaned, as she rolled out of bed. Since it was late July, there was of course no school, but she liked to sleep in till at least 10:00. "A whole morning of sleeping wasted, thanks to that evil owl!!" She grumbled.
It wasn't really the owl's fault though. She had woken up before it "attacked" her, but she needed to blame her lack of sleep on something.
'Strange letter though,' she thought, thoughtfully. 'Oh well, probably just Jason playing another one of his immature jokes,' she thought, her bad mood returning in full measure.
She took her sweet time dragging herself to the bathroom. 'Ugabuga! Piano at four...' she grumbled, while brushing her teeth. She let out a slightly audible string of curses, and anyone who heard her, would be impressed with her extensive vocabulary.
After breakfast, she tiptoes upstairs--her family was still sleeping. 'Lazy bums,' she thought. She headed into the computer room to get some quality time on the computer, without her little brother who isn't really that little, nagging her to get off. He is only one year younger then Joanne, and was at least an inch taller then her. She often wondered what he did all the time on the computer. 'Probably looking at porn pics,' she thought, chuckling.
She was pleased to see that Rebecca was on AIM, under the sn ScarletXXphoenix. She greeted her, and asked what they should do that day, all thoughts of the cryptic letter gone from her mind.
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Rating: PG(ish) Maybe PG-13 later.
Title: Our Slightly Altered Version of CoS
Summery: When two young muggle-borns get sorted into Slytherin, anything can happen.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, and I'm not getting paid for this!! So far I only own Joanne and Rebecca, but you can't have them!! (They are based on real people. HINT HINT)
It was about quarter to nine when Joanne woke up in her cheerful London flat, which she lived in with her Mom, Dad, and little brother. In the next flat over, live her best friend, Rebecca, and her Mom, Dad, and older brother. They were both 11, and planning to start the 6th grade this year at the local secondary school. Little did they know, that their plans would soon change...
*
Joanne opened her eyes, and then promptly closed then after being nearly blinded by the bright cheerful sun. She had just reached sitting position, when a blow to the head immediately knocked her back down.
Silently cursing, she was just wondering why the zoo couldn't keep the flying squirrel cage closed (such things had happened before), when she opened her eyes, and... um...stared.
An owl was sitting on her chest glaring imperiously at her. With a sassy flick of its tail feathers, it departed, leaving a yellowed moldy, owl- shitty letter. Before going any further however, she pulled out her handy- dandy Guide to Owl Body Language and found that a tail flick means, "you're sexy". Spirit slightly uplifted by this, she commenced to open her letter.
Dear Ms. Santa Ana,
We are please to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry...Yadda Yadda Yadda...She skipped the boring parts...We will be looking forward to seeing you. Term begins on Sept. 1.
"Whoa..." She muttered to herself.
*
There were only about four things Joanne and Rebecca had in common. They both like socks and carrots, and both fear people that smile too much. How they became friends is anyone's guess. But no matter. They're friends now.
Joanne groaned when she remembered what day it was. 'Damn,' she said, silently. Today was Tuesday. Today she had piano. "URG," she moaned, as she rolled out of bed. Since it was late July, there was of course no school, but she liked to sleep in till at least 10:00. "A whole morning of sleeping wasted, thanks to that evil owl!!" She grumbled.
It wasn't really the owl's fault though. She had woken up before it "attacked" her, but she needed to blame her lack of sleep on something.
'Strange letter though,' she thought, thoughtfully. 'Oh well, probably just Jason playing another one of his immature jokes,' she thought, her bad mood returning in full measure.
She took her sweet time dragging herself to the bathroom. 'Ugabuga! Piano at four...' she grumbled, while brushing her teeth. She let out a slightly audible string of curses, and anyone who heard her, would be impressed with her extensive vocabulary.
After breakfast, she tiptoes upstairs--her family was still sleeping. 'Lazy bums,' she thought. She headed into the computer room to get some quality time on the computer, without her little brother who isn't really that little, nagging her to get off. He is only one year younger then Joanne, and was at least an inch taller then her. She often wondered what he did all the time on the computer. 'Probably looking at porn pics,' she thought, chuckling.
She was pleased to see that Rebecca was on AIM, under the sn ScarletXXphoenix. She greeted her, and asked what they should do that day, all thoughts of the cryptic letter gone from her mind.
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