Amazing Brain



(One plain white flat with two white chairs, a small white side table on which lays a small, but obvious handgun adorn the stage. MOROSE MAN and WOMAN sit in each chair, dressed in normal street clothes.)

WOMAN: (sweetly, lovingly) Darling, do you know why I love you?

MOROSE MAN: (monotone, uninterested) Why?

WOMAN: (adoring) You are so intelligent. You have an amazing brain.

MOROSE MAN: Do I? Well, I bet it would look wonderful splattered all over this wall behind me.

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