Amazing Brain
(One plain white flat with two white chairs, a small white side table on which lays a small, but obvious handgun adorn the stage. MOROSE MAN and WOMAN sit in each chair, dressed in normal street clothes.)
WOMAN: (sweetly, lovingly) Darling, do you know why I love you?
MOROSE MAN: (monotone, uninterested) Why?
WOMAN: (adoring) You are so intelligent. You have an amazing brain.
MOROSE MAN: Do I? Well, I bet it would look wonderful splattered all over this wall behind me.
Curtain
(One plain white flat with two white chairs, a small white side table on which lays a small, but obvious handgun adorn the stage. MOROSE MAN and WOMAN sit in each chair, dressed in normal street clothes.)
WOMAN: (sweetly, lovingly) Darling, do you know why I love you?
MOROSE MAN: (monotone, uninterested) Why?
WOMAN: (adoring) You are so intelligent. You have an amazing brain.
MOROSE MAN: Do I? Well, I bet it would look wonderful splattered all over this wall behind me.
Curtain
