Hullo all!
This is, and I repeat is, everything you need to know bout HHS Marching Band!
Hope ya enjoy!
Luv,
Lilyrose
Be afraid, It's HHS MB!
~01-Never anger a Brass, Woodwind, Drumline, Colorguard, Majorette, or Drum majors. (All have a weapon {Watch the Majorettes, Colorguard, + Drum majors)
~02-if you have an insane squad leader, DO NOT TELL HER!!! It will lead to death. (Personal experience)
~03-DO NOT sing the BumbleBee Song while the upperclassmen are listening to the UofM vs. MSU football game. They WILL hate you.
~04-Doug is NOT constipated, it is just an act. (Jill, Kandice, That was Great.)
~05-If you have a pic of some guy you hate, Jill will make you luv the pic. (Devil horns, manboobs, writing, ect.) LOL
~06-Band directors CANNOT sing. (If yours can, you're incredibly lucky)
~07-Drummers never stop drumming.(Luke, for the Bajillionth time, STOP!)
~08-You will only date guys in band, or else it will not work out. (I know, personal experience. {He is NOT Harry Potter, Marna!})
~09-Twirling for inspection for Kandice is fun, till you fall.
~10-Do not trip while running to get in line for inspection.
~11-You will see the Mother Hooch strip in the middle of the band room. (Keep your pants on, Hooch!)
~12-You will enjoy band camp.
~13-If you are going out w/ an eighth grade 'Harry Potter', it will spread quickly that you dumped a sophomore for him. (Sorry that you all like that nasty freak better than the sweet, sensitive guy.)
~14-'Steve', is stupid and won't go out w/ Mr. Rogers.
~15-If Peter Pen does no hug you, you are soooo lucky!
~16-The plan for world domination is********************************************************************* (sorry, this document is classified.)
~17-Chickens will rule the world!
~18-Hope and I will hate Custard (or Ariel, if you prefer to call him that.)
~19-Everyone hates Chris.
~20-Steve and Mr. Rogers are soooo cute together. (We need a camera over here)
~21-Gilligan will sing 'I'm a Little Teapot' on the bus in front of half the MB.
~22-Walking to Arby's playing 'Truth or Dare' is fun. (Till Marna dares Gilligan to kiss me and Right says he'll take the dare. (HELP!)
~23-You will like the chants Shmigell comes up with:
Bulldogs~ 'You dumb dog, you pooped on the field, Bad Dog, Bad Dog, Bad Dog.'
Panthers~ 'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW'
Bearcats~ 'It's a bear, it's a cat, what the heck is that?'
All Games~ 'Huh, say what,Huh, say what,Huh, say what, Howell. You wish you were a highlander.'
~24-We will do the Veggie Tales dance to the tuba's part.
~25-You know the people in band better than your own family. (Oops)
~26-When your stuff disappears (Instrument/reeds/music) you know who took it w/ out asking (Tristen!)
~27-You hate Choir and Cheerleaders. (I don't hate you Panda)
~28-You have been told to 'stab a football player through with your clarinet' if they look like they're gonna run you down. (You go, Erin!)
~29-You play 2 or more instruments.
~30-You found out that it takes about 3,000 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
This is, and I repeat is, everything you need to know bout HHS Marching Band!
Hope ya enjoy!
Luv,
Lilyrose
Be afraid, It's HHS MB!
~01-Never anger a Brass, Woodwind, Drumline, Colorguard, Majorette, or Drum majors. (All have a weapon {Watch the Majorettes, Colorguard, + Drum majors)
~02-if you have an insane squad leader, DO NOT TELL HER!!! It will lead to death. (Personal experience)
~03-DO NOT sing the BumbleBee Song while the upperclassmen are listening to the UofM vs. MSU football game. They WILL hate you.
~04-Doug is NOT constipated, it is just an act. (Jill, Kandice, That was Great.)
~05-If you have a pic of some guy you hate, Jill will make you luv the pic. (Devil horns, manboobs, writing, ect.) LOL
~06-Band directors CANNOT sing. (If yours can, you're incredibly lucky)
~07-Drummers never stop drumming.(Luke, for the Bajillionth time, STOP!)
~08-You will only date guys in band, or else it will not work out. (I know, personal experience. {He is NOT Harry Potter, Marna!})
~09-Twirling for inspection for Kandice is fun, till you fall.
~10-Do not trip while running to get in line for inspection.
~11-You will see the Mother Hooch strip in the middle of the band room. (Keep your pants on, Hooch!)
~12-You will enjoy band camp.
~13-If you are going out w/ an eighth grade 'Harry Potter', it will spread quickly that you dumped a sophomore for him. (Sorry that you all like that nasty freak better than the sweet, sensitive guy.)
~14-'Steve', is stupid and won't go out w/ Mr. Rogers.
~15-If Peter Pen does no hug you, you are soooo lucky!
~16-The plan for world domination is********************************************************************* (sorry, this document is classified.)
~17-Chickens will rule the world!
~18-Hope and I will hate Custard (or Ariel, if you prefer to call him that.)
~19-Everyone hates Chris.
~20-Steve and Mr. Rogers are soooo cute together. (We need a camera over here)
~21-Gilligan will sing 'I'm a Little Teapot' on the bus in front of half the MB.
~22-Walking to Arby's playing 'Truth or Dare' is fun. (Till Marna dares Gilligan to kiss me and Right says he'll take the dare. (HELP!)
~23-You will like the chants Shmigell comes up with:
Bulldogs~ 'You dumb dog, you pooped on the field, Bad Dog, Bad Dog, Bad Dog.'
Panthers~ 'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW'
Bearcats~ 'It's a bear, it's a cat, what the heck is that?'
All Games~ 'Huh, say what,Huh, say what,Huh, say what, Howell. You wish you were a highlander.'
~24-We will do the Veggie Tales dance to the tuba's part.
~25-You know the people in band better than your own family. (Oops)
~26-When your stuff disappears (Instrument/reeds/music) you know who took it w/ out asking (Tristen!)
~27-You hate Choir and Cheerleaders. (I don't hate you Panda)
~28-You have been told to 'stab a football player through with your clarinet' if they look like they're gonna run you down. (You go, Erin!)
~29-You play 2 or more instruments.
~30-You found out that it takes about 3,000 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.