Naegi Makoto, the protagonist of Dangan Ronpa, is an incredibly ordinary boy. So ordinary, that even his mere presence is enough to disgust the masses. However, on one fateful day, he had come to realise that there was something very unusual that he possessed. Oh, it was so shocking... So shocking that his inner goddess was moaning, the moans were so loud that Naegi himself could hear them! Oh my, oh my... What on earth could it possibly be?

... NAEGI MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO OWNS A HUGE ASS THROBBING MONSTER COCK, AND HE'S GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM MAIZONO SAYAKA!

"M-M-Maizono-s-san...!" Man, Naegi-chi was pretty shocked when Maizono-chi just went up and at his fleshy piece of meat! It just... covered her whole mouth! As she was attempting to lick the tip at times, she nearly bit it like a crocodile gobbling up some dude. "Please...! I-It's only for you, Naegi-kun." Maizono-chi's heartfelt words made him cry. He sobbed a shitload of happy tears while she was going at his cock like Enoshima-chi masturbating on an electric chair and crying out "OHHHHHHHHHHHH, NICOLAS CAGE!" so she could traumatise a good load of his fans. After about 30 minutes of stroking and licking all over the at least 20 metres long thing, Naegi-chi shot out a load of wedding confetti that painted the whole room! The impact of his orgasm was hella tight, it was very clean and didn't leave any spots.

"This means that I can't give you my virginity, doesn't it..." Maizono-san cried after absorbing the monster cum like a sponge. "T-That's not true! W-While you were d-doing that, I realised that my penis can shapeshift!" A shapeshifting penis was incredibly absurd, something that most would not want to believe due to its endless possibilities that are only determined by the author of whatever story it shows up in. "I'm going to try it right now... It will work! I know it!" Naegi-kun then started looking constipated. To do this, he actually had to prepare a huge fart that would then travel to his monster cock, covering it and starting the transformation into whatever object or living thing he is thinking of at the time. His face starts blushing harder than Souda-kun crying on a rollercoaster, and he manages to let this ginormous fart loose as it is instanteously sucked up by his cock. A magical girl transformation begins, sparkles and ribbons start mysteriously popping up with no purpose whatsoever. When it finally ends... We're treated to a screen that mimics the "Who's that Pokemon" commercials.

It's... Cory Baxter!

Yo yo what the fuck why is Cory in the House here? How does that even work? "Hey, man! What's up with this place? Why is it covered in yogurt?" Cory was confused. Really, really confused. "Um... Who is this person?" Maizono asked, sadly being unable to recognise our Lord and Saviour. "... It's my childhood crush, Cory-kun..." Naegi was bloody ecstatic. It worked, and now he is one with Cory in the House! Hearing Naegi confess his long gone crush on him, Cory turned around in a similar manner to a snake and asked "So, what was your purpose for summoning me today?" "I-I just wanted to t-to see if my penis could really shapeshift... That's all." Cory recoiled. "C-Could it be... THAT YOU ARE THE LAST SUCCESSOR OF THE MONSTER COCK CLAN!?"

"M-Monster cock clan!? What is that!?" Naegi-chan yelllllllled with a bunch of unnecessary question marks! It's like, man he's turning into Naruto? Who knew that Dangan Ronpa would end up being an over 600 episode long shounen series!? Cory started laughing! "Naegi, you are the chosen one who is destined to repopulate the earth using your monster cock!" "... NNNNANI KORE?!". Makoto-chan was really shocked! He mimicked Leon-chan's face when they found out he murdered Sayaka-chan! Super High School Level Pussy Slayer Makoto-chan was finally going to be turned into an actual story! "I will now let you get back to doing your quest, my man." Cory then managed to disappear and Makoto-chan was back to normal with a cock that was 15 metres long. Haha! Just kidding! He then proceeded to face Sayaka-chan!

"Will you... be the first mother of the revived monster cock clan?"