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Buffy's return

It's the year 2278 and the young vampire slayer Lena Cummings enter the Chamber of Masters.

She slowly walk up to the large white marble sarcophagus in the centre of the room.

Lena reads what is engraved on it. "Buffy Anne Summers - Master Slayer, Hero of Sunnydale and Lady of the Truth. Always in our memory. R.I.P."

The fire jars in the room go out and the sarcophagus starts to glow with a white magical light.

"What the heck...?" says Lena as she see the lid of the sarcophagus get blown in half.

Buffy's corpse is covered in the pink magic sparkle of the Spell of Youth and the white magic sparkle of the Spell of Life as Buffy becomes 21 again and is brought back to life with all her emotions and memories intact.

"Who the fuck dare to bring me back from my eternal sleep? I'm supposed to be dead." says Buffy in anger.

"Please, don't be mad at me. Sorry. I didn't mean to awake you, Lady Summers." says Lena in a weak tone, clearly afraid of Buffy.

"My name's Buffy. And don't fear me. I'm not evil." says Buffy.

"I know you're good, you just scared me nearly shitless. Buffy...such an honor to meet the magnificent one, greatest, most powerful of all slayers." says Lena as she bow in respect.

"Nice to meet you, please stand up. What's your name?" says Buffy.

"I'm Lena Cummings, a slayer in training." says Lena.

"Alright, a pleasure to meet a young slayer." says Buffy.

"I'm sooo sorry for disturbing your eternal sleep. Forgive a slutty teen's rude behavior." says Lena.

"You're hereby forgiven. Did you just call yourself 'slutty' though?" says Buffy.

"Yes, noble Buffy. I am a slut, sex was all I cared about before mom revealed to me that I'm a slayer a few months ago." says Lena.

"I understand. Why did you come here to the Chamber of Masters?" says Buffy.

"Mom sent me here to pray before your resting spot, to learn how to focus and become less sexual." says Lena.

"You must be more than what meets the eye if your presence here brought me back. Perhaps you'll be the chick who can continue what I once started." says Buffy.

"Not likely. I don't wanna be a slayer. I wanna be a pornstar." says Lena.

"Are you sure? Being a slayer might be your true faith." says Buffy.

"Yeah. I don't wanna be a slayer. I'm way too lazy for that." says Lena.

"Follow your heart and you will get the life you want." says Buffy.

"Thanks for your wisdom, Buffy." says Lena.

"No problem." says Buffy. She then notice the sword Lena carry and says "Let me see your sword, please."

Lena pull out her sword and hands it to Buffy.

Buffy swing it around a bit and then run her thumb across the edge.

"This sword is made of good steel, but it's not even sharp. You won't kill any monsters or demons with a blunt blade, girl." says Buffy.

"Not a problem. Like I said, don't wanna be a slayer." says Lena.

"Alright then..." says Buffy as she gives the sword back to Lena.

"Can you help my mom to understand that I don't wanna be a slayer?" says Lena.

"No, Lena. I can't. My days are over. You have to help yourself while I shall return to the afterlife where I belong." says Buffy.

"Are you gonna escape? I thought you were the strongest slayer that has ever walked on this planet." says Lena.

"Don't tell me what my duty is. I used to slice vampires in half with a single move of my battle-axe before your mom was in diapers." says Buffy in slight anger. "No little beginner is going to lecture me."

"Sorry...please don't be mad. I just thought you'd be more badass." says Lena.

"I was, but this is no longer my era. New slayers have to walk my way." says Buffy.

"Okay." says Lena.

Suddenly there's a cloud of black magic energy and Lena disappear.

"What...?" says Lena as she appear in a stone prison cell down in an ancient dungeon.

"You're my new slave." says a tall brown demon.

"No, please let me go!" whines Lena.

"Sex lil' bimbo, go on, call for help. No one's gonna save you from me." says the demon as he slash Lena's shirt in half.

"Please...don't kill me!" screams Lena in fear.

"Kill ya? No! You're gonna stay alive and be my cute lil' toy." says the demon.

"No! No! No!" scream Lena in fear.

"Shut up!" says the demon as he push Lena down.

"That hurts..." says Lena as she starts to cry.

"Yes, cry. That's more pleasure for me, girl." says the demon with an evil smile.

"No, please...be nice..." says Lena, still crying.

"Never. You shall be my sexy toy." says the demon.

"No..." whines Lena through her tears.

"Yes, you will, kid." says the demon.

"Please, let me go..." says Lena, still crying.

"No, baby. You'll be my slave forever." says the demon.

"I beg you, let me go...please..." says Lena, still crying.

"Shut up!" says the demon in anger.

"At least give me some food..." says Lena through her tears.

"Here, enjoy!" says the demon as he give Lena a bucket of poop.

"What...? Disgusting!" says Lena.

"Enjoy it because it's all you will get for now." says the demon.

"I can't eat that...!" says Lena.

"Sure you can, sweetie. Eat, now!" says the demon.