Break Time
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Unwinding for Sakura meant ditching clinic duties, which is unfortunate because her so-called friends had other plans.
She said she was bad at it. No matter what the rumors might've been, some things can't be taught. Holding liquor is a very good example. But they didn't listen, oh no. She swore that it wouldn't be her fault if she trashed the bar, or them.
Ino said it wasn't possible (apparently you can't ruin a face akin to 'Aphrodite's'), Naruto just laughed and Sai said it would be a mile away from hers. Then she punched him through the wall.
It was very unfortunate that everyone seemed like they were out celebrating. They said something about Labor Day and leprechauns.
If anyone remembers Lee and his drinking situation, well, this was worse, and a whole lot more embarrassing. It certainly was the talk of the decade (nothing much happens in Konoha aside from the gut-wrenching wars).
As if it wasn't bad enough that she was known as Sexually-Frustrated-Drunken-Lee-On-Crack, she apparently gave a strip tease on the barstool, and got herself kicked out.
No guy will look at her straight in the face without blushing, getting a nosebleed or fainting. All of the above come with a certain side-effect.
Her hobbies now include, banging head against the desk, hiding her face –which is hard to do with shocking pink hair- and punching both Sai, Naruto, and tripping Yamato-sensei and burning Kakashi's books.
Occasionally, she chants to herself purifying her mind with thoughts like, Killing is not the Solution and Must Get Boyfriend. Her shoulders started tensing up, and it felt like she needed to really just relax.
It wasn't long before it happened again.