lois: peter i wish you take the launder out
peter: not now lois star trek is on shhhh women
stewie: LOIS! can i have the money out of meg's purse it's not like she is going to spend it on a boyfriend
lois: not now stewie
stewie: how dare you not answer my question now I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!(walks away)
chris: um dad can i go sleep at my mates tonight then i can get away from the evil monkey
peter: haha evil monkey
chris: ohhhhhh
lois: so are you going to do the launder or what?
peter: thats is it im going to the pub (peter walks out of the door)
meg: mum $50 has gone.
brian: what's up lois you look like peter when he drank a bottle of hot sauce
lois: well it's peter not helping me
brian: well do you want me to look after the kids
lois: pleace
(lois goes to the pub)
lois: peter why are you drunk
peter: because quagmire is
quagmire: i love you
lois: WHAT!
quagmire: who wants a another beer
peter: me
lois: no peter we are going home
peter: ohhhhh bye quagmire
quagmire: bye peter bye sexy im mean lois
(lois and peter has gone home)
lois: hi brian how was the kids
brian: thay was like a baby chris is sleeping,stewie was makeing planes,and meg was crying because she can't get a boyfriend
lois: thanks a lot now peter things are going to change aroud here
peter: yer yer sure im going to bed
(next day)
peter: morning lois
lois: morning peter
(door knocks)
quagmire: oh hi lois if i said anything last night it was a lie
lois: thats ok
quagmire: hey can i talk to peter
lois: ok
peter: oh hi quagmire crazy night last night whan't to do it again today
quagmire: sorry peter i have a spanish chick
peter: oh well ok
quagmire: well im off now bye
stewie: do you no mother i hate you but i need to be cleaned right now so GO ON THEN CHOP! CHOP!
lois: ok stewie (lois changes him) there you go stewie now go and play
chris: MUM!
lois: WHAT!
chris: the news is on
tom: hi im tom tucker
Diane: and im Diane simonnes and here is todays top news
tom: Diane there is no news
Diane: oh
tom: and now ollie williams with the weather
Ollie: IT'S GONNA RAIN!
tom: thanks ollie
diane: and thats todays news
chris: THE NEWS IS AWESOME
meg: how is it you dumbass
chris: dont call me dum
(chris and meg start fighting)
TO BE CONTINUED!