Author's Note. After 'Taking Shikamaru's Virginity' several people requested a version in which Sakura needs to loose her virginity. So I figured why not.

I do not own Naruto.

Chapter One

I made my way into the crowded bar quickly. I had asked my friends Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata and Tenten to meet me here. I needed their help with something.

The three of them were sitting in a booth together that had high walls around it so you couldn't see the other booths unless you stood up and looked over. Hinata had a side to herself and the three of them had a pitcher of sake in the center and four glasses.

I made a b-line for their table and slid in next to Hinata, not looking at any of the other tables.

"Hey Sakura," Hinata greeted.

"Forehead," Ino smirked.

"Hey, help yourself," Tenten said pushing the pitcher and a glass my way.

I took them and poured myself a shot and quickly downed it.

"Sesh, slow down," Ino muttered.

"Ok girls," I began pouring another shot of the clear liquid. "I need your help."

"No problem," Tenten began watching me curiously.

"What is it?" Hinata asked.

"I need to loose my virginity in less than two weeks," I told them.

Ino who had been drinking at the time, spit her drink out all over Hinata. Hinata glared at her (well as much as she could, she really was too nice) and began to whip the alcohol off her face.

"Your what?!" Ino snapped.

"My virginity," I said taking my shot.

"You don't expect us to…" Tenten trailed off, looking for a way to escape, should the answer be an affirmative.

"Dear god no!" I cried shaking my head, "I need you girls to help me figure out who."

Tenten let out a sigh of relief and relaxed visibly.

"Thank god," Ino sighed, "You had me worried there."

"I am interested in guys," I reminded them.

"Anyone in particular?" Hinata asked.

"Hum," I began to ponder the question. There had been Sasuke when I was younger. But now that I was 21 and an adult, there really wasn't anyone that I could think about right off hand. "No, not really," I confessed.

"Please tell me you are not still hung up on the Uchiha," Tenten pleaded as she poured everyone shots.

"Hell no," I said shortly, "I stopped liking him when I was 15."

"Thank god for that," Ino sighed taking her shot.

"So we looking at older, younger, or one of the seven?" Tenten asked then downed her's.

"I would go older," Hinata said, "You want someone with experience your first time."

"Yeah and someone who isn't going bang you like you were some whore or something," Ino agreed.

Sighing I took my shot, "So who do we know that is older and single?" I asked.

"Kakashi-senpai," Ino suggested.

I thought about that for a moment. He was hot, but then he had been my sensei when I was 12. That made it kind of awkward.

"Do you think he would read his book while he was at it?" Tenten asked giggling slightly.

We all began to chuckle at his expense.

"I know," Ino laughed, she held up one hand like she was holding a book and the other she had like she was propping herself up, "Yeah Sakura-chan," she said in a deep breathless voice. In her regular voice she said, "He would probably read out loud," in her deep voice she said, "And then Junko grabbed her and threw her roughly to the bed. How about a little reenactment later on Sakura-chan?"

We all began to laugh at that image.

"We'll put him down for a maybe," Tenten smirked.

"There is Genma," Hinata suggested, "He has experience."

"Yeah and probably a million std's," Ino told her.

"Do you think he would keep that senbon needle in his mouth while he was doing it?" Tenten asked.

"It would make kissing and oral really hard," Ino answered.

"Do you think he uses it as like an acupuncture needle for some kind of nerve or something that gets women off?" Tenten asked.

"That would require him actually knowing anatomy," I pointed out.

"That seems unlikely," Ino said.

"No I am sure he knows lots about the female body," Tenten said defensively, then laughed, "Like breasts, ass, and vagina."

Everyone began to laugh at him.

"Maybe legs," Ino added.

"Gai-sensei!" Tenten said holding out her arm and laughing hysterically.

Everyone began cracking up laughing hysterically.

"I am filling you with the seed of my youthfulness," Tenten mimed him.

We just laughed harder.

"He would probably give you the nice guy pose every minute and comment on how youthful you and your body are," Ino added.

"Shall we put him down for no then?" Hinata smirked.

"I'd say so," Ino smirked.

"Hey another pitcher of sake over here!" Tenten called waving the empty pitcher so the bartender could see.

"Ok who else is single?" Tenten asked.

"Ibiki," Ino smirked.

"Oh god!" the rest of us cried horrified.

"The man would probably fuck with your mind the whole time he did it," Ino said.

"Either that or he might use some of his torture equipment on you," Hinata said.

Everyone looked at her shocked. No one would have guessed she would say something like THAT.

"What ARE you and my brother doing?!" I cried.

She just blushed a deep red.

Another pitcher of sake was brought over and our glasses refilled.

"What about Iruka-sensei?" Ino asked.

"He is dating Anko," I told her.

"No way!" Tenten and Ino cried, absolutely scandalized.

"Oh yes," Hinata nodded.

"One can only imagine how much she is corrupting him," Ino sighed.

"What about your new team leader…Yamato?" Hinata suggested.

"That would be really awkward," I said, "I'd have to see him everyday after that."

"Yeah that would get really weird," Tenten agreed.

"What about Raidou?" Hinata suggested.

"Nah," I sighed.

"Any other older guys?" Tenten asked.

"Not really," Ino sighed.

"What about younger?" Tenten asked.

"She doesn't want to do younger," Hinata said shaking her head, "She wants someone with plenty of experience."

"So what about guys our age?" Ino asked.

"Sai," Tenten suggested.

I narrowed my eyes at that.

"He would just call her hag the whole time," Hinata pointed out.

"You like that hag?" Tenten mocked him.

"He would probably ask if what he was doing was right the whole time," Ino added, "Is this how you do it?" she mocked.

"Or he would be like 'I read this in a book one time'," Tenten mocked him.

"Probably Icha Icha," I laughed.

"You'd probably try to kill him before he even broke your hymen," Ino smirked.

"Besides," Hinata added seriously, "You'd have to work with him later on."

"So a no then?" Tenten sighed.

"So hold on," Ino said waving her arms wildly, "So far we only have one maybe and that is Kakashi-senpai."

"No remember Gai?" Tenten said cracking up.

We all began laughing.

"That's right Ino-pig," I laughed.

"So Kakashi and Gai," Ino laughed.

"So what about our seven?" Hinata asked.

"Well Naruto is dating Hinata," I said looking at her.

"And now we all know that they have some kinky stuff going on," Tenten smirked.

Hinata began to blush crimson as she took another shot.

"And you can't have Chouji," Ino said shortly.

"So Ino," Tenten began smirking, "Does Chouji's enlarging jutsu work for ALL parts of his body?"

"Oh yeah," Ino smirked.

We all began to laugh.

"What is the biggest he has been so far?" Tenten asked.

Ino measured about a foot and a half long and a three-inch diameter with her hands.

"Damn!" Tenten gasped.

"Man," Hinata added.

I just took another shot.

"What about Shikamaru?" Hinata asked.

"He is single," Ino shrugged.

Tenten began to laugh, "But he is way too lazy," she pointed out.

"Yeah," Ino laughed, "He would probably start making out with you then he would lie back on his back then go, 'Tsh, this is too troublesome, you finish.'"

Everyone began to laugh.

"Maybe sex might actually excite him," Hinata suggested.

"Nothing excites him," Ino told her.

"Speaking of excited," Hinata said looking at Tenten, "What about you and Lee?"

"He is very energetic and has an amazing stamina," Tenten answered.

We all began to giggle.

"I'd expect nothing less from Lee-san," I teased.

"What about Neji?" Ino asked.

"My cousin?!" Hinata cried.

"There aren't any others," Ino pointed out to her.

"Can you just imagine what the babies would look like?" Tenten gasped, "The two of them are so beautiful."

"We are not talking offspring here," I said quickly shaking my head and hands at her, "I just need to loose my virginity for the mission."

"What would Hyuuga be like?" Ino pondered.

Hinata covered her eyes and ears.

"I wonder," Tenten pondered.

"He would probably be really rough and demanding," Ino mused, "He is such a hard ass and perfectionist."

"He'd probably be like 'call me Hyuuga-sama!'," Tenten added as she mocked him. "We were chosen by fate to be together like this."

I poked Hinata and she uncovered her ears.

"What about Shino?" Ino asked.

"He is dating Kiba's cousin," Hinata answered.

"What about Kiba?" Tenten smirked.

"Two words!" Ino cried, "Doggy style!"

"Do you think he howls when he orgasms?" Tenten asked laughing.

Ino pretended to be a dog howling at the moon or something.

We all began to crack up laughing.

"I only howl when there is a full moon out!" a male voice shot sarcastically.

We all shut up right away and looked at each other nervously.

"That wasn't him was it?" I asked worriedly.

"I am afraid so," Ino said.

Ino and Tenten stood up and looked over the wall that divided the tables.

"How much did you guys here?" Ino asked nervously.

"We were here before you were," I heard Shikamaru answer her.

They both slowly sat down.

"Do we want to know who all is over there?" Hinata asked worriedly.

"Um…" Tenten trailed off.

"Let's see. Kakashi, Gai, Genma, Raidou, Sai, and all seven of the guys," Ino answered uneasily.

I covered my face with my hands and let out a pained noise. "I am NEVER going to be able to live this one down am I?" I huffed.

"None of us are," Tenten answered sinking into her seat as she downed two shots quickly.

I began to bang my head lightly on the table, "Maybe I will forget the whole idea," I muttered.

"What kind of mission are you going on?" Naruto demanded to know.

"Seduction," I muttered banging my head harder.

"Sakura!" Hinata said stopping me.

I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die right now.

"Maybe we should call it a night," Ino suggested.

"Yeah," Tenten said.

I began to nod.

We all got up and began to head to the door. As we headed outside, Ino turned to us, "Next time we needa have a private girl talk, let's just do it at someone's house."

"I second that," I sighed.

"Look at it this way," Tenten said putting her arm around my shoulders, "The guys now know that you want to have sex and whoever is interested is going to try to win you over now," she said.

"Yeah," Ino smirked, "It'll be like a competition and you will get to pick whoever you want really."

"I hope they go all out for this," Tenten said.

I let out a pained sigh.

"This will be interesting," Hinata agreed.

"The question is, who do you think is interested?" Ino mused.

End Chapter One.