MS: Hey guys!! Here's my next story! It's about when the rookie 9 and team Gai go into a haunted house! I know, it sounds like it's more for Halloween, but it was part of a brainstorm. Enjoy!!

Ghosts: Ooooooohhhhhhh...

MS: (sucks them up with vacuum.) Heheh...thank you, Luigi's mansion!!

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Everyone was walking along Konoha. They just came back from Ichiraku's for a bite, and are now walking off the food. Just then, Naruto stopped dead in his tracks, eyes wide as dinner plates. " Naruto, what's wrong?" Shino asked, nonchalantly. " L-l-l-look..." The others looked in his direction, and paled. Behind them was the legendary haunted ninja academy. " Oh, no!! It's the school of the ghost shinobi!!" Lee said, nearly soiling himself.

" I heard that before the ghost died, he would kidnap all sorts of animal, ground them into beef, and eat them, especially canines because he hated them..." Kiba was shaking while Akamaru cowered in his hood." I-i-i heard that h-he would t-take shy people a-and gourge t-their eyes o-o-out, and u-use their skin t-t-to disquise h-himself." Hinata stuttered. " I-i heard that h-h-he would k-kidnap you, t-take your money, a-and f-f-f-f-food..." Choji said.Neji then straightened up.

" That's just a folktale thet they try to make you believe. It's not real." Neji said, trying to act brave, even though he was just as scared. Naruto just smirked. " Well, then, how about a bet? I dare you to go into the house and go to the ghost's dead body. As proof that you did it, you'll need to take a picture." Naruto handed a camera as Neji was slightly shaking. " Fine. If I win, you'll have to...change all your cloths from orange to pink for a week."

Naruto was set back for a sec, but calmed down. " Alright, but if I win, you'll have to walk around in MS's clothing for a week.( yep, i'm in it.)" Neji then paled. I, however, got angry. " HEY!!!!! My cloths aren't that bad. Just because I dress up like I do in my home doesn't mean that it's bad." Naruto then shrugged. "

Sorry MS, but it was the only thing that I could think that was bad." I only glared. " Alright, go in!" Naruto said, pushing Neji. Neji then stopped. " Actually, let's all go in. This is a new rule. Whenever someone outside the bet leaves the house, that adds a day to the bet, starting with a week." Naruto nodded, while everyone else just paled. " Naruto, I don't want to go in there!! It's gross!!" Sakura said.

" Ah, come on. PWWWWEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto gave Sakura the puppy eyes. " No!" Sasuke was just walking in. " It shouldn't be that scary." Sakura then perked up. " Haunted house, here we come!!" She then walked in. Everyone else would have backed out(except me, I like stuff that scare the crap outta ya.), but Neji gave the ' go in there or you're dead.' look. With a heavy sigh, everyone just walked in. In there was the foyer.

" Anyway let's split up into groups!! Since I came up with the bet, i'll decide!" " Oh, boy..." everyone but Hinata thought." Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me!!!!" " Hm, okay, Sakura, you're with me!!" " NARUTO!!!!" " Okay, okay!! You can go with Sasuke!" " Thank you."

"Hm... Hinata, would you like to come with me?" Hinata then shot up. " Y-yes Naruto..." she then blushed. " Yes, i'm with Naruto!!!" Just then, they heard a knock from the closet. Just then, a large creature came out of the closet." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The creature screamed back. " Oh no!! It's the ugly ghost's bride, and she's gonna bite our heads off!!!!" I then looked closer. " Oh wait... don't worry guys, it's just my sister, Jordy. (her real name isn't Jordy, but let's just call her that.)" She then looked angrily at me.

" YOU'VE GOT ALOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO FOR BEING HERE H-----" I close her mouth at that instant. " Jordy!!! Not. My. Real. Name!!" Everyone then facefaulted. " Well then, MS, go with Jordy." Both of us gaped.

" WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone then took their fingers out of their ears from the yelling. " Anyway, Kiba's with Shino, Shikamaru's with Ino, Choji's with Lee, AND... Neji and Tenten." Neji only sighed while Tenten blushed. " Anyway, let's go!!" Naruto said, as we( reluctantly.) go our seperate ways.

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MS: Ugh, too tired...must ...resist...urge...to...slee----- (falls asleep.)