Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.
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A loud BOOM! filled the air as the Saiyan capsules crashed through the Earth building.
"What is this place?" Raditz asked, tossing his long, spiky black hair.
"I don't know, but where the heck did Vegeta run off to?" Nappa asked.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the building, Vegeta looked around, confused. Where was he? Where were Raditz and Nappa?
Raditz kicked a box of toys in disgust.
"This isn't a military base. It's just a place where they make Earth children's stupid playthings!" he sneered.
"Don't be so sure", Nappa said.
Raditz turned and noticed that Nappa was trembling.
"What's wrong with you, Nappa?" he asked.
Nappa held a small figure in his hands.
"LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO VEGETA!" he screamed.
The spiky black topknot was now a bright hot pink, his eyes stared sightlessly ahead, the Saiyan armor had been replaced by a pair of tiny purple shorts, and from his belly winked a glittering pink stone.
"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!" Raditz screeched.
And without another word, the two raced to find a exit. In the hall, they passed a large sign that read "TROLLS".
"What's a troll?" Nappa asked.
"WHO CARES? LET'S JUST GO!" Raditz screeched.
Meanwhile, Vegeta was having problems of his own...
Stilll ajusting to his new surroundings, Vegeta suddenly found that someone very big had snatched him off his feet.
"Dang! Are we makin' these Troll dolls life-sized now?" a man's voice asked, "But this one's colored and dressed entirely wrong! Look at that hair and look at those clothes!"
"Who do think you-"Vegeta began but his mouth was clamped shut by the huge man before he could finish.
"Dang, these things are gettin' realistic, you'd think this one was alive. No matter, we'll fix you right up", the man said with an evil grin.
Vegeta's eyes widened in horror...
Two hours later, Nappa and Raditz returned to Frieza's ship, where they were greeted by none other than Frieza himself.
"You didn't complete your mission, so you've failed me yet again!" Frieza shouted. "And where is Vegeta?"
"We HAD to abandon our attack, look what they did to Vegeta!" Raditz whimpered as Nappa held up the small figure.
"Oh my!" Frieza gasped.
Suddenly, the door behind them opened, they turned around, and there stood Vegeta.
"YOU TWO IDIOTS LEFT ME BACK THERE! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!" he snarled. His once spiky black hair was now a shocking pink, instead of Saiyan armor, he was wearing a pair of tiny purple shorts, and the glittering pink stone in his belly completed the picture.
"If you're trying a new look, let me be the first to say it's not working", Zarbon snickered.
"Shut up, Pretty Boy!" Vegeta retorted.
"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT UNTIL YOU'VE CORRECTED YOUR APPEARANCE!" Frieza shouted.
Vegeta glared, and stormed out of the room.
Suddenly, Frieza burst into laughter, and turned to Zarbon.
"On second thought, Zarbon, do bring Vegeta back in here for a moment, he did look highly amusing", he said.
Once again, Vegeta was forced to stand before Frieza, and endure everyone's laughter. As he left the room, the laughter followed.
"You'll regret this one day Nappa, you too Raditz. I WILL have my revenge", he mutterd darkly as he made his way back to the Saiyan quarters.
Then, he heard a long, low wolf-whistle behind, and turned to face Cui.
"Lookin' good, Vegeta!" Cui said, barely able to control his laughter.
"SHUT UP, CUI!" Vegeta shouted, and stomped off. "You'll pay too, Cui. You'll pay DEARLY..."