"Pervy Sage, are you sure this is gonna help my ninja training??" asked Naruto, slumping along. Jiraiya tried to keep a straight face, but kept blushing. "We-Well of course, this'll help you." "But we're peeping on the women's bath hou-." Jiraiya grabbed Naruto, because well they were in public. "Will you shut up, this is a private mission!! Hush, hush!" he said. They walked along, when they got to the bathhouse. "A'ight, here goes nothing!!" yelled Naruto with enthusiasm. He ran in the girl's bath house like a champ. "Naruto!! Wait!! You're supposed to watch from a distance!!!" He was about to go in, but he saw some lovely women, then he saw some other women who he'd probably have a chance with. He started stalking them, with a big ol' grin.
Naruto had not noticed he was trucking it alone. He was confident he was gonna learn new jutsu or how to maintain chakra by doing this……… he don't get out much these days.. When he got there, he jumped in the hot spring, clothes on and everything. Except, there was no one there. He sat there, awkwardly, just realizing that he forgot to take off his clothes. Suddenly, he heard giggling and clothes being ripped off. Naruto swam behind a rock, thinking 'enemy ninja'. He pulled out a kunai, looked out, and got a bloody nose. All of these girls start flooding in…… naked. Naruto's jaw drops, and he hides, trying not to have diarrhea. "I think there's someone back here…" said one girl, and everyone started giggling.
Naruto was spazzing out now. They had him surrounded. "Ah-Uh… SEXY JUTSU!" said Naruto (not that loud though). A big fog cloud, as the women walked around the rock. And there was Naruto, in sexy jutsu mode. (S)he giggled and said, "Sorry to surprise you ladies… Heh heh heh." They all giggled, and one leaned in REAL close. "You're pretty cute." She said, with a smile. Naruto backed up real quick, and started panting. "Hey, no worries, I'm straight. I haven't seen you around here before…" she said, uncertain. "Oh… Um…OH! I just moved here, and… decided to go the hot tub…" There was an awkward silence, and they started giggling again. Naruto tried giggling with them too, and wondered where Jiraiya was at.
Finally after taking 'no' for an answer, Jiraiya slumped back though the bathhouse. Once, he got there, he saw some hot chicks walking by. He got red, and started walking backwards, like a cool guy. He accidently moon-walked into the men's bathhouse. He slumped into the water, waiting for the women to run in. He heard footsteps coming though him, and he started giggling, but it went to a groan, when he heard grumbling from old people.
Naruto stayed in the corner of the hot tub, like he was in time out. The girls started to notice this, and creped up on him/her and tapped his shoulder. He flipped out, started screaming and waving his hands in the air. All the girls screamed too. "What is wrong with you?!!" yelled one of the girls. Naruto was about to speak, when suddenly he felt weak, and out of chakra. "Uh… Uh… Let's play super Marco Polo!!" said Naruto. The girls were confused. "Everyone but one person closes their eyes, and they try to get that one person!! Fun… right?" said Naruto, uneasily. The girls nodded in agreement. They all closed their eyes and felt around. Naruto changed back and creped around the girls carefully. Most of the girls bumped into each other. Naruto was about there, when suddenly a girl pounced on him. "Found him!!!" yelled the girl. Everyone opened their eyes, and saw Naruto crying with the girl on him. Everyone screamed, and started beating the crap out of Naruto. He ran out of the bathhouse and ran home to camp out there for a week or two.
7 hrs. later…
Jiraiya sat in the middle of a bunch of old pervy guys. "Can I go now?!!" he yelled. The old men dog piled him.