The Talk Dialogues

by Lakshyarahita

When the younger members of the Flock ask questions about some of life's facts, how do the older Flock members respond? You've really got to pity them, those poor, innocent things....

1. Iggy, Gazzy, and The Stork

Disclaimer: Don't own. If I owned Iggy, I would duct-tape him into a tutu….And I would adopt Gazzy, because he doesn't get enough love. ^_^

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'Hey, Ig?'

'Yeah?'

'Where do babies come from?'

'Uh....why don't you ask Max?'

'I did, but she told me to go to Fang.'

'Oh...and what did Fang say?'

'Well, he sorta shuddered and sent me to you.'

'Ah, I see...-mumble- damn you Fang...'

'So?'

'Er, so what?'

'Where do babies come from?'

'Well, Gaz.....uh......'

'Come on, Iggy! Tell me!'

'Well, when two people love each other very very much, they....uh....'

'They what?'

'They, uh....'

'They WHAT?!'

'They........uh, send a letter to the Stork!'

'......What the heck? A stork?'

'Uh, yeah! Not just any stork, The Stork! Yep, that's it! Now, why don't run along now and let me try to erase this conversation from my memory....'

'Uh, okay, Iggy, you do that....'

'...Gazzy? I'm blind, remember?'

'Oh! Sorry, Ig, i was giving you a weird look.'

'Ah, okay.'

'....'

'Hey Nudge!!! I know something you don't know!!!'

'.....thank god that's over....'

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R&R Please! And tell me which two you want next. -mumble- Now, where did I put that tutu.....