I'm the Seductress in Red Lipstick

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Disclaimer: I don't own Gossip Girl (Chuck Bass/Blair Waldorf) or the song lyrics 'Red Lipstick' by Kesha.

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She offered a smile and raised her martini. He returned the gesture and pocketed his phone. It looks like he didn't have to call anyone after all.

You can't take your eyes off me, oh
Better get your hands off me, I know,
You find me irresistible but hey
Keep it under control

Chuck Bass walked over to the beautiful brunette vixen who had been shooting coy looks to him from underneath her lashes. She was stunning and he knew he wasn't the only one who had been staring at her all night.

I see you offering me again and again,
You're, wicked obvious the way your starin'

You, got me wondering what it is?
What could it be?
Makes me so captivating

Blair Waldorf sneaked a smile underneath her martini as she took a delicate sip. Chuck Bass really didn't recognise her. She supposed three years did that to people. With her bright red cocktail dress and glistening ruby lips, she made sure and took care in detail that she would be the centre of attention at Victrola.

My sexy hair
My vixen eyes

Chuck Bass ran a hand through his hair and offered a charming smile to the lovely lady currently occupying his attention. "So what brings you here, love?" Her cobalt eyes blinked and her ruby lips opened. He groaned inwardly. What was it about her that was so captivating?

No, I really think it's my
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my
Red lipstick!

"I heard about this club from a friend." She bit her lip from smirking. Chuck really didn't remember her. She put down her martini and faced him properly. There was no flash of recognition yet, pity.

Say you love me in my
Red lipstick
You wanna touch me in my
Red lipstick
Can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
Works like magic

"Well, I'd like to thank your friend. I'm Chuck Bass." He smirked and sat down on the seat closest to her. A bartender discreetly cleared his throat and Chuck Bass shot him a glare. The bartender scrambled away, promptly. But his eyes reverted back to the brunette. There really was something about her; something that he just couldn't put a finger on.

Red lipstick
Can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
I'm the seductress in my
Red lipstick
Got cha beggin boy again
When I wear my
Red lipstick

"Chuck Bass, I think I've heard about you from somewhere." Blair tilted her head and added in her mind, you know, only everywhere. She feigned ignorance as he slouched and put on his bad boy persona. A scotch appeared on the table and he poured it down his throat. Nothing had changed about Chuck Bass.

Red's the colour of passion or lust
Got the colour of evil and blood
Painted on me with such intention
Gettin' your full attention

Chuck did his whole routine. The flirting, the charming, the brunette was going home tonight with him. She was his and then in the morning, well, she seemed like the type who'd leave in the morning.

Now that I got you exactly where I want
I get to tease you baby
Now I get to taunt
In the nature of my crimson colour gloves
Feeling the devils lips

Blair leaned forward and looked him in the eye, letting them glaze over with lust, real lust. She hadn't seen him in three years but Chuck was still the womaniser he was. She both loved and hated him for that.

I got you fucked
You've been hypnotized and
I'm really sure it's thanks to my

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my
Red lipstick!

"Would you like to go somewhere more private?" Chuck extended the invitation they were both dying to hear. Her ruby lips curled up and he felt something stir in his stomach. He frowned. He hadn't felt that sensation, since, well, forever. What had Blair called them? Oh, butterflies, he had butterflies.

Say you love me in my
Red lipstick
You wanna touch me in my

Red lipstick
Can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
Works like magic

"Of course," she whispered huskily. A room mate had taught her that, to fake lust in her voice. But her room mate had done that to get help from her homework and get laid; Blair of course, was doing this to get back at Chuck.

Red lipstick
Can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
I'm the seductress in my
Red lipstick
Got cha beggin boy again
When I wear my
Red lipstick

As the brunette got off the stool, Chuck placed a hand at the small of her hand and led her to the door. He gave the bartender a nod and whispered in her ear, "My apartment's at the Empire, a lovely hotel nearby. Or did you have a place in mind?"

Whatever Blair wants
Blair gets
I want a man
Little Blair wants you!

"No, no problems. I've never been to the Empire." She licked his ear lobe and his grip on her tightened. She turned and placed her head on his shoulder as he led them to a limo that was waiting for the two of them. "Arthur, we'd like to go to the Empire."

Red lipstick
Red lipstick
Red lipstick
Do you want to suck some of my
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my
Red lipstick!

When the brunette's small hands started roving around his body, he chuckled and stopped her. The back of this limo, in particular, was sacred to him. His favourite memory was made here and no matter how beautiful and sexy this brunette was, she couldn't destroy those memories.

Say you love me in my
Red lipstick
You wanna touch me in my
Red lipstick
Can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
Works like magic

Blair placed her hands in her lap and pouted. So, Chuck didn't like playing in limos or had he stopped because … Blair mentally slapped herself, Chuck Bass couldn't still be holding a torch for her. No, things like that only happened to Audrey and fairytales and no matter what she told herself, she wasn't Audrey in a movie.

Red lipstick
Say you love me in my
Red lipstick
Just wanna fuck me in my!
Red lipstick
You can't ignore me in my
Red lipstick
Works like magic!

Finally, they had arrived at the Empire and were already fumbling at each other's clothes. For some strange reason, his body was even more responsive than ever and it made him … vaguely uncomfortable. But he kept going. Chuck Bass did not disappoint.

Please baby
Stop lookin at me like that
Got a little drool right there on your sweater

Oh my god, what was she doing? Blair nearly gasped in horror but stopped from embarrassing herself just in time. She coolly stepped back from Chuck who stuttered in surprise. "Sorry, I don't sleep with men who have butterflies." Chuck froze.

Dude stop!

"I'm sorry?" He moved closer and started touching her again. She stepped back again. How many times did she have to say it for Chuck to get it?

You're freaking me out
I mean, I'm not really that hot, okay well maybe I am
Hahaha,
Seriously don't touch me
Don't touch me

"Sorry, I'm waiting for three words." She winked and left Chuck completely bewildered. He suddenly got it and chased after her. He didn't normally chase after women but he'd make an exception for this brunette, maybe because she looked so much like Blair. Yes, Blair Waldorf, the ice princess, he chuckled darkly.

Red Lipstick...

"Why are you following me?" She placed her hands on her hips.

"Why am I following you? I'm following you because I didn't do it three years ago. I didn't follow the woman of my dreams. I'm following you because you're Blair Waldorf and I'm Chuck Bass." He held her hand and kissed it. He looked at her expectantly.

"So you finally got it." She smirked before grabbing his tie and kissed him hard on the lips.

Out of no where, Chuck Bass pulled away. Blair raised an eyebrow. He visibly swallowed.

"I have to say this. Or I won't have a better chance. I love you, Blair. I always have and I always will." Chuck gently kissed her cheek and Blair; Blair felt butterflies in her stomach.

"Well, you already know I love you Chuck Bass and there's nothing that can change that." Blair smiled hesitantly and Chuck held her. He held her like he did in her dreams.

So the seductress got seduced.

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AN: Sorry, I got writer's block and had to write something. Review people! This may turn into something more than a one shot if you want…

PS. I changed the lyrics a little; instead of Kesha's name, I put in Blair's name in case that put off anyone (: