Being a Malfoy isn't easy.

First, you must be in Slytherin.

Second, you must praise the dark lord, Voldermort.

Third, you must marry a pureblood.

Right now you make think I'm a cruel bitch.

Wrong! I'm a total Malfoy disgrace.

I'm Lyndi Malfoy. Yup, I did say Malfoy and this is my story.

I'm short for my age. 167.64 cm (5ft 5 in). I have platinum blond hair and beautiful green eyes. Nobody else in my house has green eyes. Mum says it skips generations. Mother has blue eyes and father has grey eyes. My vision also sucks. I wear contacts though. I have many attractive curves. No I'm not a slut, I'm just sexy.

Draco is my older brother. He's pretty cool when he's not a bastard. He treats me like a princess when it's just us. He flirts with me which creeps me and their hormones.

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are my parents. They treat me like any other child, I think. They let me do practially anything.

Lord Voldermort is a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. He's staying on the third floor, fourth door down , on the left. His real name is Tom Riddle. Funny, right? He practically adores me. Once he cruico some death eater because she called me a filthy mudblood lover. That b!tch deserved it. I think he wants me to bear his children. Tell him Hell No if you see him. Did I tell to much?

I want to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year. I was homeschooled for four years. I'm fifthteen now and I want to go. Hogwarts here I come.