A/N
This is the (kinda) sequel to If You Give a Noah a Book, which a lot of you surprisingly liked. Probably not as good, but it's 12:30 AM...give me a break! :P
I just really felt like writing today for some random reason and, well, Duncan is a good character...and I was craving food from Dunkin Donuts...and this brilliant idea popped into my brain! Anyway, on with the story!
Disclaimer- I own nothing.
Warning- Alcohol/ Drunkness
Enjoy! :)
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If you give a Duncan a donut,
He will eat it.
If he eats it, he will be thirsty.
If he is thirsty, he will want milk.
If he wants milk, he will look in the refrigerator.
If he looks in the refrigerator, he will find out that there isn't any milk.
If he finds out that there isn't any milk, he will ask his neighbor for milk.
If he asks his neighbor for milk, his neighbor will say that he doesn't have any.
If the neighbors says that he doesn't have any, Duncan will be angry.
If Duncan is angry, he will screech like a pterodactyl.
If he screeches like a pterodactyl, the neighbor will be scared.
If the neighbor scared, he will offer Duncan a glass of apple juice.
If he offers Duncan a glass of apple juice, Duncan will accept it.
If Duncan accepts it, he will drink it.
If he drinks it, he will learn that the neighbor accidently gave him beer.
If the neighbor accidently gave him beer, he will become drunk.
If he becomes drunk, he will stumble into the center of town.
If he stumbles into the center of town, he will see Courtney.
If he sees Courtney, he will try to say hi.
If he tries to say hi, it will come out as drunken babble and bad 'yo mama' jokes.
If it comes out as drunken babble and bad 'yo mama' jokes, Courtney will slap him.
If Courtney slaps him, he will fall into a puddle.
If he falls into a puddle, he will be wet.
If he is wet, he will be sad.
If he is sad, he will cry and run away.
If he cries and runs away, he will end up at an abandoned house.
If he ends up at an abandoned house, he will find a nice homeless man.
If he finds a nice homeless man, they will play charades together.
If they play charades together, Duncan will lose.
If Duncan loses, he will set the house on fire out of anger.
If he sets the house on fire out of anger, he will kill the homeless man.
If he kills the homeless man, he will be charged with arson and murder.
If he is charged with arson and murder, he will go to juvie.
If he goes to juvie, he will play cards with his inmates.
If he plays cards with his inmates, he will display good behavior.
If he displays good behavior, he will be let out of juvie.
If he is let out of juvie, he will go home.
If he goes home, he will see a bag on the counter with a note.
If he sees a bag on the counter with a note, he will read it.
If he reads it, he will see that it is an apology letter from Courtney.
If he sees that it is an apology letter from Courtney, he will open the bag.
If he opens the bag, he will find a donut.
And if you give a Duncan a donut...
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A/N
So. Bad. I'm so sorry! xD
Hopefully that wasn't too painful for you guys to read. I hope you liked it. I'll probably write these 'If You Give a Pig a Pancake' parodies on occasion because they are easy and not too time consuming. I currently have extreme writers block so...I'll probably just be posting this filler until I can actually think up something good. I had an idea, but I realized that it would take literally 50+ chapters to write so...not too sure about that one. I've also been trying to explore other fandoms, but I don't really feel comfortable enough writing for them. Anyway, I'm done with me rambling!
Review and stuff! Flames will be used to roast my marshmallows! Bye! :D