The Secrets of the Scroll
By LaBAM x3
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, never have, never will.
Italics- Thoughts
Normal- Dialogue
Pairings:
NejixTen
SasuxSaku
NaruxHina
ShikaxIno
"I have summoned all 12 of you here today to for a special mission." Tsunade said as she tapped her fingers on her desk. "I need you to receive a special scroll from the Land of Honey. Then after receiving the scroll you are to stay in the village for 2 weeks then return home."
"Tsunade-baachan, why do we have to stay in the village for 2 weeks after?" Naruto asked.
"Well, umm, you see because uhh because many people seek this scroll and after 2 weeks they'll all be on vacation!" Tsunade exclaimed as she stuck her hand in the air with triumph gaining very skeptical looks from the shinobi. "Look at it this way, you have one week and six days of absolutely mission free fun"
With that all the girls began to cheer while Sasuke and Neji "Hn-ed" and Kiba, Naruto and Lee started loudly talking about what they planned on doing with their time off.
"Well Hinata, Sakura, Tenten and Ino, you can leave I want to talk to all the males in private" Tsunade screamed attempting to be heard over Naruto, Kiba and Lee's talking.
The Girls left to probably pack, while the guys stayed wondering what they needed to know that the girls couldn't.
"The scroll has many secrets about girls and how to charm them." Tsunade stated. "You must not read what is in the scroll, no matter how much you want to know how to flirt with a girl without getting slapped" She said while staring dead at Naruto who grinned sheepishly in return.
"That is all, you may leave" and with that the guys left all with one thing on their minds "What's in the scroll?"
"A one week six day trip, how nice" Sakura sighed as she looked up at the pretty blue afternoon sky.
"And we're going to the Land of Honey which is known as the 'Land of love'." Ino sighed along with Sakura. "Which means that we need to go-"
"Shopping!!" Sakura and Ino both exclaimed while Hinata and Tenten sweat dropped.
"I have enough clothes for the trip thank you very much" Tenten said
"Ten-chan, how do you expect Neji to fall in love with you if all you ever wear are clothes you use to train?" Sakura said "Guys like girls who dress like a girl once in a while you know."
"Who ever said I wanted him to fall in love with me!" Tenten shrieked as she blushed a deep shade of red.
"Ano I could use a new bathing suit and some shirts" Hinata said hoping to stray Sakura and Ino from the topic of Neji. She'll tell us when she's ready.
"Then shopping it is!!" Ino said as she and Sakura dragged a resistant Tenten to the mall.
'This is going to be a long day'. Tenten thought
"Lee, why do you run with such youthfulness" Gai said to Lee as he was running by.
"Oh Gai-sensei, I have received a mission for which I shall be gone for 2 weeks"
"Two weeks!!! Who shall I share my springtime of youth with while you're gone? Who will I have youthful picnics with, share youthful hugs and dance the dance of extreme youthfulness?" Gai said as tears streamed down his incredibly "youthful" face.
"Gai-sensei, it's ok if I do not complete the mission with the utmost amount of youthfulness I shall run across Konoha 200 times while holding Neji piggy-back!"
"Lee your youthfulness astounds me!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!!"
"Lee!!"
Suddenly they are hugging in an ocean background with dolphins, sparkles and a really big turtle. It doesn't get more "youthful" then that.
"Tsunade-sama, are you sure this will work?" Shizune questioned.
"Of course it will work, everything is going exactly as planned. I've told them about the mission and I told the guys not to look into the scroll giving them the bait that it contains many secrets about women. Naruto, being so damn nosy will definitely try to sneak a peek and once he does all of them will, even the stoic ones." Tsunade paused to take a breath.
"Once they read they will definitely try to put their new-found knowledge to the test on the girl of their choice. Since they are vacationing in the 'Land of love' the girls will already be in a lovey mood which should make it easier on the guys to get them to fall in love with them. These girlfriends will hopefully, eventually become wives and bear children who will then become the next generation of shinobi." Tsunade finished. "See, simple."
"Wow Tsunade-sama, this is the most work I've ever seen you do"
"Shut up and get me more sake"
End Chapter
A/N: This is my first story, please tell me if you like it, don't like it. Constructive Criticism is always welcome but please don't flame.
Ideas always welcome!
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-- LaBAM x3