Eridan!
Eridan!
ERIDAN!
You scream at the top of your lungs. After last night's wicked party, you are stuck looking for all the kids and trolls.
Ovver here!
Eridan climbs out of a thorny bush in my NEIGHBORS BACKYARD. Somehow that stupid fish managed to unlock my sliding door to my backyard, and climb the fence. All while being handcuffed to Sollux.
What are you doing? And where's sollux?
I'm taking a shower. Wwhat does it look like, Em? I passed out after Sollux managed to crack my wwrist. Still hurts too.
Eridan climbs out of the bush, holding his wrist. Sollux is nowhere to be seen.
Back inside, Feferi, Karkat and Rose are waiting for you. Everyone else is lost. This morning, only Rose was in a bedroom, asleep. Feferi was in the bathtub, squeezing a cuttlefish. Karkat was playing videogames, battling Michael from Rage Quit. The cursing could be heard down the block.
I found Eridan. He was in Mrs. Doneau's backyard.
HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN? JADE GOT HIM HOPPED UP ON SUGAR AND HE FLEW DOWN THE BLOCK.
No. Have you seen Sollux?
YOU MEAN THE BIPOLAR DIPSHIT THAT GOT AHOLD OF A JAR OF MIND HONEY. YEA, I SAW HIM BEFORE HE EXPLODED!
You sigh. Of course Vriska was using her powers. When you find her you'll use YOUR powers. Your….shipping…powers…you don't know do you even have powers? Whenever anyone gets in trouble, you just threaten to ship them with Eridan. When Feferi gets in trouble, though, you just give her a good talking to. It's bad enough you HAVE to ship her with Ampora. You can't rub it in her face every time she releases cuttles into the pool.
So yeah. You've got nothing.
I'm going upstairs. If I'm lucky, somebody's asleep in the attic.
You havve an attic?
Exactly.
You climb up the stairs, scraping your mud-covered shoes against the hard wood. At the top, you can choose to go in either the closet, your parent's room, or the attic. Hopefully, no one found the secret attic so you choose the closet. You open the door.
There is a large pile of towels and a sharpie marker. You dig through the pile to find Dave. On his face are multiple words written in blue sharpie. You look closer to find that they all read one name.
John.
Of course.
You sigh. Well, at least you found Dave. You drag him down the stairs to the living room couch. Karkat laughs.
HA! SO THAT'S WHERE THE IDIOTIC COOLKID WENT. JOHN TOOK HIM UPSTAIRS LAST NIGHT AND NEVER RETURNED.
Do see anyone else go up there?
I happened to see Kanaya walk up there holding Karkat. Rose comments.
WHY WAS KANAYA HOLDING ME? WHY WAS I LETTING HER?
I don't know. I do know that you were loopy as crap. Apperently you had a tin of laughing gas that I didn't know about. You sarcastically snap. Karkat glares at you. Wait...did that just rhyme? Tavros and Dave have been throwing sick fires lately and it's rubbing off.
JUST GO FIND EVERYONE. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS. Karkat leans back and grabs the xbox controller . You sigh and Rose looks at you, apologetic.
Back upstairs you approach your parent's room. You aren't allowed in there so hopefully no one sneaked in. Vriska showed you her skill of picking locks…and look at that! She's been practicing.