A trip to the zoo and Sesshomaru too

Bye:kim Johnston

"Sesshomaru are you sure you'll be alright while we take Inuyasha to see the children at the zoo?"Kagome asked holding up a flyer of a bunch of 2-7 year olds hanging on the bars and swinging on tires."Are you sure you don't want to come?I hear they let up pet them..."

"Im sure.I don't want one of them to bite me and give me rabies."Sesshomaru says while watching the cartoon , Sitting Ducks on Cartoon Network.

"Sesshomaru your so silly, you know they give them shots for that."Kagome sighs and walks out of the house with Inuyasha following her like a puppy.

Sesshomaru smiles and runs to his room.He pulls on his fluffy pink tutu and changes the channel on the remot to the classic music network.He twirls around and around doing diffrent little ballerina moves and singing along with the people on the tv.

As his foot hits the remote it goes to mtv were a rap song is playing.He starts to dance like one of the girls in the back moving his butt all over the coat rack pretending it was his dancing partner.

The door opens."HEY SESSHOMARU!THATS MY TUTU!YOURS IS PURPLE!"Inuyasha screams and rips it off Sesshomaru.Sesshomaru runs up to his room crying and Inuyasha chase him."wait I sorry!You can wear it!Come on Sessy!Dont be mad at me!Who eles am I going to get to streighten my hair in the morning?!"

A/N: Ok this was so lame! But I wrote it forever ago and wanna get most of my stories up! God I'm so asahamed, lol. This is my attempt at humor is the jerry springer show!