Pizza Anyone?

by flamingbunnies

Ok this story is so messed up. I made it at the end of final exams because old Mr.Fishy-Guy said we had to do something so here it is. It's awesome you need to read it.

Pizza Anyone?

A story by flamingbunnies

Harry's P.O.V.

One day I was bowling and all of a sudden a truck came crashing through the wall and knocked down the pins so I got like twenty strikes.

Then I went to get some pizza. I ran into McGonagall in cat form. She was eating an anchovy pizza. Dumbledore was sitting next to her eating a bowl of lemons. I ordered a pineapple pizza since I was wearing a hula skirt and coconut bra.

After my pizza was done Dumbledore came over and started talking like Yoda. "Come to the Light side you will!"

I shrugged, finished my pizza and followed him and McGonagall to a small dark alley. There was a headless dead body there. "Whoa, who's the dead guy and why's he here? I asked Dumbledore.

Dumbledore's eyes glinted and lightning appeared in the background. " He would not come to the light side" and he laughed manically.

Just then McGonagall came after me with a scythe and off goes my arms. 'Hmmm dying isn't that painful.' I thought. I turned around and all of a sudden Dumbledore bit my head off.

I jolted awake as Ron came into the room saying "Pizza anyone?"