I wrote this while I'm in the middle of trying to perfom an all nighter, which I'm epically failing. And since my mind seemed unabled to produce any NORMAL thoughts, this little oneshot popped into my mind xD And 'ere it is, Ladies and Gents.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR SQUEENIX! THEY BOTH BELONG TO THEIR OWNERS!
Kairi's mind was fried. All thoughts that popped into her pretty little head seemed chemical, and artificially produced. She laid there, torso hanging off her bed, Glow-And-The-Dark Stars glistening on her ceiling, body limp like over-cooked, over processed ramen noodles. Damn, she was dead.
Waiting can do this to a girl. Months and months over hoping and aspiring and inspiring to find some Bishonen boys who left her behind TWICE seemed pointless, she knew it, but it's so hard to find some other filler for her time. What else was there for her to do? It wasn't like she could venture out into the worlds; sheathed in a little pink dress with her long pale legs romping around was an ideal way for her to get kidnapped AGAIN. As much as she hated it, she was pure, rated E for everyone and every fapper, sex appeal.
"Kairi, dinner's done!" would usually snap her out of her gateway world, and send her down the stairs in a thumping mess of hormones and red hair, but now, food had no appeal to her. She only wanted to lay there in a heap of thoughts, in nothing but her frilly black and pink undergarments, grumbling to herself about ways to seem more masculine, so she could no longer be Damsel in Distress material. But of course, lacy rose coloured push-up bras had the opposite affect of which she desired.
"Fuck it," Kairi mumbled, sitting up abruptly, eyes glazed over from her depressing thoughts. "If they want to kidnap me, they can knock themselves out. Atleast I know I'm pretty and coveted."
And with that thought, our dead pretty little heroine in her pretty little unmentionables walks over to her vanity and applies her light pink lipstick, burnt-out and faded, like every other cracked Lost-In-Love-And-Doubt girl.
And boom goes the dynamite. Sooo, whatcha think? Good? Bad? So-so? Leave it in the reviews babes, and I'll check it out.