The Jerry Springer show!
By: Kim Johnston
Backstage:
Jerry walks over to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru who sit talking peacefully to each other about the girls."Alright boys remember the deal?"
"Yes, ofcourse we do but why must we really fight I mean I have nothing agionst my poor little brother."Sesshomaru says in a kind and caring voice.
"Yeah and Sesshomaru has never done anything to me so why should I cut his arm off in the middle of the show?"
"Because It'll get me higer ratings!"Jerry Rubs his head."Alright one more time lets go over this..."The light goes on to sigh the show is starting.And Jerry walks out grinning.
"Today on the show we have very special guest, The title of todays show is: My brother wants to kill me over some sword my father left me when he died."He holds out his hands as the audeonce boos and yells."I know I know.Lets bring out the first guest, Inuyasha please come on out."Inuyasha walks out holding the Tesigia in his right hand and a frown on his face the audeonce boos at him and he flips them off yelling curse words and motioning for them to bite him.
"You all ing people dont know me, so how the do you know to ing boo me?!HUH!?!?"Inuyasha screams as he takes a seat o the chair in the center of the stage.
"Now Inuyasha, tell us your side of the story?"Jerry says in a sothing voice.
"Alright, My brother, Sesshomaru, wants my sword and my girl."
Screams come from the people in the ack row and Inuyasha jumps up heading towards them.Steve stops him.Inuyasha sits back down.
"Well Lets bring Sesshomaru out here.Sesshomaru!"Jerry says throwing a hand out in the direction Sesshomaru waits.Sesshomaru enters with a cold face and walks over to Inuyasha they fight yelling at each other and threating to kick one anothers butt."Boys boys calm down.We should take a break now."
A Break
"Alright, welcome back.We just heard thatInuyasha belives his brother is out to steal his sword and his girl.Sesshomaru whats your take on this?"
"Well Jerry, Im out to kill the hole adn yeah I am going to take the sword though his girl is a little who and I dont want her freaky ."
"Well, lets bring out Inuyasha girlfriend Kagome and Sesshomarus girlfriend Rin."They walk out heading for two empty chairs.Kagome hugs Sesshomaru laying a huge kiss on him.He pushes her off and makes a nasty face
"Get off me you filly !"sesshomaru cammands standing up.Rin breaks down in tears.
"Sesshomaru you bas How could you?!" Kagome gives her a look.
"He was mine long before he was yours you skanky little !"She hits her in the mouth."Why would he want your small when he could have me?!?"
Sesshomaru hits Kagome and Inuyasha hits Sesshomaru.Then Rin hits Kagome and soon everyone on stage is fighting.Inuyasha slices Sesshomarus arm off stoping the whole thing.The police enter arresting everyone for this.
At the police station.Jerry walks over to the cell were they are beeing held."Well done.Here I'll get you out and then we can go back and do a second show..."
"Oh...."They all moun and hold on to each other for support."We think not.You'll get us out but were not doing another show...."Sesshomaru says.
Hey, what can i say?I was board?Well I hope it wasnt to bad.HEheh love Kagome
By: Kim Johnston
Backstage:
Jerry walks over to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru who sit talking peacefully to each other about the girls."Alright boys remember the deal?"
"Yes, ofcourse we do but why must we really fight I mean I have nothing agionst my poor little brother."Sesshomaru says in a kind and caring voice.
"Yeah and Sesshomaru has never done anything to me so why should I cut his arm off in the middle of the show?"
"Because It'll get me higer ratings!"Jerry Rubs his head."Alright one more time lets go over this..."The light goes on to sigh the show is starting.And Jerry walks out grinning.
"Today on the show we have very special guest, The title of todays show is: My brother wants to kill me over some sword my father left me when he died."He holds out his hands as the audeonce boos and yells."I know I know.Lets bring out the first guest, Inuyasha please come on out."Inuyasha walks out holding the Tesigia in his right hand and a frown on his face the audeonce boos at him and he flips them off yelling curse words and motioning for them to bite him.
"You all ing people dont know me, so how the do you know to ing boo me?!HUH!?!?"Inuyasha screams as he takes a seat o the chair in the center of the stage.
"Now Inuyasha, tell us your side of the story?"Jerry says in a sothing voice.
"Alright, My brother, Sesshomaru, wants my sword and my girl."
Screams come from the people in the ack row and Inuyasha jumps up heading towards them.Steve stops him.Inuyasha sits back down.
"Well Lets bring Sesshomaru out here.Sesshomaru!"Jerry says throwing a hand out in the direction Sesshomaru waits.Sesshomaru enters with a cold face and walks over to Inuyasha they fight yelling at each other and threating to kick one anothers butt."Boys boys calm down.We should take a break now."
A Break
"Alright, welcome back.We just heard thatInuyasha belives his brother is out to steal his sword and his girl.Sesshomaru whats your take on this?"
"Well Jerry, Im out to kill the hole adn yeah I am going to take the sword though his girl is a little who and I dont want her freaky ."
"Well, lets bring out Inuyasha girlfriend Kagome and Sesshomarus girlfriend Rin."They walk out heading for two empty chairs.Kagome hugs Sesshomaru laying a huge kiss on him.He pushes her off and makes a nasty face
"Get off me you filly !"sesshomaru cammands standing up.Rin breaks down in tears.
"Sesshomaru you bas How could you?!" Kagome gives her a look.
"He was mine long before he was yours you skanky little !"She hits her in the mouth."Why would he want your small when he could have me?!?"
Sesshomaru hits Kagome and Inuyasha hits Sesshomaru.Then Rin hits Kagome and soon everyone on stage is fighting.Inuyasha slices Sesshomarus arm off stoping the whole thing.The police enter arresting everyone for this.
At the police station.Jerry walks over to the cell were they are beeing held."Well done.Here I'll get you out and then we can go back and do a second show..."
"Oh...."They all moun and hold on to each other for support."We think not.You'll get us out but were not doing another show...."Sesshomaru says.
Hey, what can i say?I was board?Well I hope it wasnt to bad.HEheh love Kagome