Just now there was a bug on my bed and its the middle of the night and I wont be able to sleep and I SCREAMED SO DAMN LOUD I THINK MY NEIGHBOURS HEARD ME.

That was an exaggeration.

Hey, I'm from the future! This was just sitting in my notebook and I guess it wouldnt hurt to torture APH England more.

Anyways onto the story!

DISCLAIMER: ik ik I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. Look at an unhappy fangirl and that's me.

He was just leisurely reading his book in his favourite chair, and everything was perfectly fine. It was peace and silence. Everything he could've hoped for once in his life. The serene face explained everything. Not even a certain French and American in sight. What could go wrong?

Suddenly, he felt a tingling sensation on his arm. He looked and...WAIT IS THAT A BUG?! England let out a yelp and jumped and quickly tried to get the bug off of his arm. Yes, the former pirate is afraid of a goddamn bug, god damn it! He's willingly to swallow his big, fat pride just because of this!

He dropped off his book, leaving the book open to a random page. The bug (god, what kind of bug is it?!) crawled on to the book. A horrifying expression was visible on the Brit's face. He frantically grabbed a nearby pillow and hit the book a couple of times aimlessly.

NO! MY PRECIOUS BOOK! I WAS JUST READING THAT! WHY THE FUC- his thoughts were cut off when an American bursts through the door unexpectedly.

"Yooooo! Iggy what'cha doin'?!" yelled the American with his obnoxious voice.

"First of all, don't give me a heart attack. Second of all, don't call me by that unpleasant nickname. Third of all, HELP ME GET RID OF THIS BUG!" the gentleman's voice went high towards the end of his sentence.

"Dude, it's just a bug!"

"I dont give a bloody damn twinkle star you arsehole git GET RID OF IT, KILL IT, CATCH IT, JUST GET RID OF IT!"

"Woah, Iggy. I've never seen you so girly. And woah that one rhymed."

England had no choice but to pull out his wand out of anger. He started to get jumpy at every movements and sounds. Once he found the unforgiving monster,

"There you are, you little mindfuck! TIME TO DIE IN A PAINFUL DEATH! Muahahahahhahaaaaaa!"

he yelled out a spell,

"Crucio!"

The American has never seen such an evil expression on the Brit's face.

Remind him not to get on to England's bad side.