Yes! I finally have it posted! I got the binder back. In case anyone's wondering, this is the same Alderyn as the one in The Otaku Duo. We go to the same school.

Fenrir: Italics

Alderyn: Bold

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Fenrir sighed as she hid in the tree from Alderyn. Alderyn had gotten adamant about Fenrir learning fencing. Fenrir, however, couldn't see why using a Shaolin Spade was so unfavourable. She buried herself in the leaves as Alderyn went by.

"Where the hell is she?" Alderyn muttered. An idea hit her suddenly. "Hey Sephy-kun, have you seen Fenrir? No, well good we can have some private time." The last was said in a low conspiratory whisper.

A sudden rustling in the trees and a loud thump later, Fenrir was up and had her spade in her hands, jackal ears completely flat.

"You've said your last words, abazureon'na!" she snarled.

"Oh, there you are." Alderyn smiled. "Time to learn fencing. Oh and thanks for the compliment."

Fenrir stared blankly, the spade falling from her hands. Then her dragon wings flared, and she picked up the spade and took to the air.

"No! No more fencing! I like my Shaolin spade!" she cried.

"Well its good to be well rounded. Now get your ass back here now," Alderyn yelled, fanning her wings.

"You can't catch me! I'm a better flyer than you!" Fenrir taunted, doing loops through the sky. The sun flashed on her spade as she started flying away.

Alderyn took off after the renegade demon.

Flying along, Fenrir turned, and saw Alderyn speeding along behind her.

"Whoa!" she cried. Flapping her wings harder, she shot over the fields to Castle Urquhart, landing hard on the stone floor, twisting a wing.

"Oooww…" she moaned. Swiftly, she hid behind a tapestry.

"Where oh where did demon go oh where oh where can she be?" With that Alderyn ran her elbow in the tapestry where Fenrir stood. Fenrir let out an "oof."

Alderyn ripped the tapestry back, and Fenrir shot off down the hallway, dragging her wing and bent double.

Her foot caught in a crack and she fell, skidding along on her front.

"Shiit…" she groaned, trying to get her breath back.

Alderyn cracked up. "Suzaku must really hate you right now. Just come on and learn. It can't be as bad as hurting yourself over it."

Fenrir coughed. "Screw Suzaku and screw fencing. I surrender, dammit," she growled.

Alderyn calmly walked up to her and said sweetly, "Oh you screw Suzaku, I get Sephy."

"HELL NO! SEPHIROTH IS MINE, BITCH!" Fenrir shouted, the castle walls ringing. Then Alderyn dragged her away, coughing.

After Fencing

Fenrir was lying spread-eagled on the ground. She gave a slight moan, which didn't go unnoticed by an Oriental priest walking by.

"No da?" he said as he saw her. He cautiously approached. "Hello? Are you alive? No da?" he asked. He prodded her.

Fenrir's eyes snapped open, and she shot up, snarling. The man backed away rapidly. Fenrir looked around, sniffing the air.

"Damn that Alderyn!" she snapped. She raced off to the shore of Loch Ness.

Alderyn sat on the shore rewriting her latest Wiccan ritual. Around her the wind started to pick up. It scattered her papers.

"Damn," she muttered as she bent to pick them up.

Suddenly Fenrir appeared out of nowhere and pushed Alderyn into the loch. She spluttered to the surface cursing while Fenrir laughed.

"Get her, Nessie!" Fenrir howled.

Alderyn stopped eyes wide.

"You wouldn't." She felt a tug on her. "You would, damn you!" she howled as Nessie pulled her into the deep reaches of the loch.

Fenrir stood by, laughing. The man looked horrified.

"What are you doing? She could drown! No da!" he cried.

Fenrir merely stared at him. The man made an exasperated noise, and dove into the loch. Fenrir sat down and watched the loch. Abruptly, the man surfaced, carrying Alderyn. As soon as she felt the cold Scottish air, Alderyn awoke and saw who was carrying her.

"Chichiri!" she cried. She began floundering.

"No da! Stop that! No da!" Chichiri yelled. They both sank, while Fenrir laughed.

"Get 'em out, Nessie!" Fenrir said, laughing. Alderyn and Chichiri shot out onto the shore. "Arigato, Nessie-san!"

Nessie bobbed her head up and down as Fenrir bowed to her.

"Owww my butt hurts," Alderyn whined, sitting up. Chichiri lay SD and swirly-eyed. Fenrir turned from Nessie.

"That's what you get for forcing me to fence," she said smugly, her Tasuki grin in place.

"WHAT? That's all you can say after almost killing me and the monk?" Alderyn roared, jumping up.

Fenrir stuck her tongue out at Alderyn.

"But seriously, stop trying to teach me fencing! If I have to learn swordplay, at least make it Japanese," Fenrir said.

"Why Japanese? Aren't you Nordic?" Alderyn asked.

"No," Fenrir replied. "I'm an intergalactic hitchhiker. When I landed here, my electric thumb broke cuz I landed on it."

"Not the intergalactic hitchhiker story again."

"No da?" Chichiri was still SD, but he appeared to be waking up.

"Uggg. Whatever. Come on, 'Chiri, let's get out of these wet clothes," Alderyn said.

"Oh wow guys, I didn't know you were THAT far," Fenrir said.

"DAAA!" Chichiri and Alderyn cried, jumping apart. Fenrir snickered. Alderyn lunged. Fenrir jumped back. Chichiri grabbed the back of Alderyn's shirt.

"Come on, no da. You're going to catch a cold, no da," Chichiri said.

"But she—"

"No, Na no da."

Fenrir continued to laugh her head off. Chichiri and Alderyn started to walk off. Suddenly Chichiri turned around.

"Oh, Fenrir, no da. I have a present for you." With that he snapped his fingers and above Fenrir his kasa emitted a black dot. Said black dot fell down towards the shocked Fenrir. She had no time to move before the dot landed on her.

"Ooff," Fenrir and the black thing said. Fenrir opened her eyes and gasped. Sephiroth's dazed face was less than an inch from hers.

"Oh shiiiit," she whispered as she realized they were in an extremely awkward position.

Fenrir was faced with the dilemma of scooting backwards and waking Sephiroth up or staying put. She carefully teleported Sephiroth to the side, stood up, brushed herself off, and turned to Alderyn.

"Yoooouuu!" Fenrir snarled. "You will pay for that!"

"Pay for what? Will 6000 gil cover it?"

Fenrir froze. Jerkily, she turned around. Sephiroth had woken up and was leaning on a tree.

"Who were you talking to?" he asked. Fenrir whipped around. Alderyn and Chichiri were gone.

"Fuuuuck!" she growled. Then she turned back to Sephiroth. "Do you remember what happened?"

"I remember landing on something soft…."

Fenrir turned bright red and said, "Okay, let's go find those idiots and beat the shit outta them!"

Meanwhile

Chichiri and Alderyn were running towards the castle, laughing.

"Oh Suzaku, 'Chiri you are truly evil," Alderyn gasped out, holding her splitting sides.

"Da." Chichiri flashed a victory sign and kept running. They reached the castle and started walking through the halls.

A cry of rage then footsteps was heard behind them. They glanced at each other and gulped. The hall they stood in had very little places to hide. Getting an idea, Alderyn pulled Chichiri into a small, small alcove covered by a tapestry.

Fenrir and Sephiroth ran down the hall and conveniently decided to stop in front of Alderyn and Chichiri's alcove.

"Where the hell are they?" Fenrir roared.

"Why, what did they do?" Sephiroth asked innocently.

"Ummm…" Fenrir stuttered. "In the alcove."

Alderyn and Chichiri were smooshed together awkwardly trying not to give themselves away. Suddenly Alderyn got an odd look on her face.

"I gotta sneeze," she whispered.

Chichiri gave her a look. Outside Fenrir was still trying to make up an excuse to why she wanted their lives.

"Oh shiiiit," Alderyn whispered as she tried hard to stop the sneeze and—

Chichiri stopped it with a kiss.

(A/N: Fenrir: How the hell does a sneeze get silenced with a kiss?

Alderyn: Tell that to my muse. It was the only thing I could think of.

Fenrir: Yeah, sure it is.

Alderyn: Hey, I'm not complaining.)

Alderyn's eyes widened. She barely managed to keep silent. Outside, Fenrir was stammering as Sephiroth patiently waited for an explanation.

"Well… uh… um… Chichiri, he… ah… umm…" She lapsed into silence. Sephiroth looked contemplative for a moment, then turned bright red as he realized what she was trying to say. Alderyn and Chichiri were quaking with barely contained laughter, as the normally collected Sephiroth and Fenrir stared at the floor, shuffling their feet.

Then Fenrir's watch beeped.

"Yay! Whose Line!" she cried, sprinting to the nearest television. Sephiroth followed. Chichiri looked confused.

"Damn, sure gets dark quick here in Scotland, no?" Alderyn said.

After a while, Alderyn and Chichiri cautiously approached Fenrir's wing of the castle.

(A/N: Fenrir: Since when did we live in Castle Urquhart?

Alderyn: Dunno.)

They saw the flickering glow of the television, heard Wayne Brady mimicking Drew Carey, yet no laughter. Carefully, Alderyn approached. Immediately, she began snickering. Chichiri came over, and started snickering as well.

Both Sephiroth and Fenrir were sound asleep. At some point, Fenrir had fallen over, and she was leaning against Sephiroth's side. She looked somewhat uncomfortable.

Quietly, Alderyn draped a blanket over them, and she and Chichiri left.

"What about us, no da?" Chichiri asked.

"There's only one bed," Alderyn replied deviously.

"Uh… what about Fenrir's bed, no da? She's not using it."

"Her room is padlocked."

"!"

"I'm nosy!"

Chichiri turned bright red.

-end of part one-

Fenrir: We wrote this for our own amusement. So if you wanna flame us, direct your energies elsewhere, cuz we don't give a shit.

Alderyn: Of course, you can still flame this! We'll just ignore it or laugh. Creative flames get you a cookie!

Fenrir: If you cuss us out or make unwarranted judgments on us even though you most likely won't know us, we'll flame you back. Or I will at least. Muahaha. And I wrote this when I was a Sephiroth-fangirl. Sometime over the summer, I turned into an Ansem fangirl. Rawr.