Note that all these quotes are taken from the 6teen episode "The Swami"
I found them very hilarious!
Well enjoy all these tips of Jude's "wisdom"LOL
JUDES TOP 10 TIPS OF ADVICE
Life is like a skater park and the dude's and chicks are merely skaters.
You either get the role or you don't, I just say it's cool man, I can dig it.
Being positive helps, like think of the donut and not the hole.
Try laying low and being cool like the dirt, dirty if you will.
Always smell something before you bite it.
When presented with change, bring a change purse.
Don't stick your hand in a pony's mouth.
Eat a hot dog from either side, the middle is not an option.
Emergencies are like pantsuits, nobody looks good in them.
Monkeys are like us, only dumber, so be nice to them.