chptear oen
"it begens"
once upon a time there was a girl named renesmee who was the child of bell-air swoon and eedwerd coolin because reasons. she was universally loved! 333
she had a boyfriend named javsob, who was a wolf guy and smkaing hot btw she's 5 and her bf is like 23
renesmii's favorite store was hot topic because she felt she culd relly express herself through it
"bby bring me too hot topik," she sed one dey after baking a bunch of cupcakes in her ez bake oven
"y" jabco asled, starring at his gurlfrend.
"i ned two expres maishelf" rensesemee repled. "i wunt to buy da linkin perk stuff dey hav"
"k" sed ajvob
"wat r u doin wthi ym dogter?/" edwred asked aftur seaing jaycorb and renessymay walkin past
"mall" resspodne uaboc
"dadi im an indongpendenat woamen i can make dcedisions fro misefl," renesimay sid, anoyed at her dad. she was 5, a helthay egg to haf a bf1!1
"oki butt b careful ur mum dosnt like wen u hang out wit him" deward warnde
"i will" rrensensme promised
"weird" jabco sed after walking oaf
"ugh i can't beleve him" rensenaseme complaned "im 5 now he cant cuntrol me anymroe lick wow"
"yes" jacvob agred
end of cpater 1
BONUS:
"who r does guys/?/" ? esked
"idk we shuld go chkce thm ot" ? respoonded
"k" /? agred, fliping their heir
OMG WHO CULD THEY BEE? guess in the comemntts! lol so mytsteiros rite?/? :)))?
su how did u like it pls comment and leave review but NO FLAME :(((
TO BE CONTAINUED.,,.,..,, :))