A/N: He-yo! This might seem to be quite unusual fic. Well, the first chapter maybe. But I promise you that it'll get better! No offense to blondies, i'm not implying that you're dumb or something. BTW, this is my first attempt to write a Draco/Hermione fic! Please be kind and review! No flames please!
LEGALLY BLONDE
Chapter 1: Doltish
It was their seventh and last year at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy was skipping along the corridor (alone of course! He wouldn't be caught dead bouncing down the halls of the educational institution!) in a jolly, chaff mood. In about a week, he and Pansy will be celebrating their anniversary simultaneous to the school's annual Yule Ball. He was trying to think of the perfect present for her, but all he could come up with was a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Probably because his stomach was growling of hunger since he decided to skip breakfast, leaving his cronies Crabbe and Goyle in the Great Hall devouring large sums of chow. But that didn't mind him now.
He was about to turn in the corner when he suddenly spotted Pansy together with the Patil duo. "So Pansy, what are you planning to do on your anniversary?" Padma started. Draco's ears heard of this, so his curiosity prevented him from stepping further. He hid behind the walls of the corner and started listening to the conversation.
There was a pause of silence for a second, until Pansy stated to open up."You wanna know what? I'm breaking up with him!!!" Pansy expressed in a rather hush shriek. "WHAT!?! Why? Hogwarts's finest couple breaking up!?" Parvati exclaimed, her face painted with disbelief.
This words suddenly seemed to ring in the air between them. Draco was stunned, still trying to comprehend what Pansy had just said. He was having doubts if he was awake or not. A lightning bolt suddenly seemed to strike Draco's back. He felt as if his body prostrated into shards of glass. This came as a shock to him, his face suddenly drooping, his eyes widening. What did I do???
"It's just that he makes me soooo sick! If you only knew, his gorgeous looks is equivalent to how slow his brain operates! I don't even know why he became a Slytherin! Blonde people are just so dumb! He even called me a doxy in one of his love letters! Which boyfriend will call his girlfriend a doxy!?!" Pansy blurted in a hysterical voice.
"Eeew! A Doxy!? Why would he compare you to a creature covered in thick black hair!"
"…with an extra pair of arms and legs!"
"Well it's simply because he doesn't know the difference between a pixie and a doxy!! He is really irritating me! He never got a test score higher than mine, he always copies from people, he always misspells Parkinson…" Pansy babbled until they reached the potions classroom.
"Is that so? Let's see about that Pansy! Let's see if you'd still break up with me…but hey! I always thought a doxy was a prettier version of a pixie…oh well!" Draco muttered to himself. He just had to win Pansy back, or else his reputation would be shattered and wounded for life! He at least needed a date for the Yule Ball. An idea instantly popped out of his head. He decided to work on that at once.
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Lunch time:
Draco surprisingly entered the doors of the library, his stomach still empty. He was about to borrow a book he always saw Pansy carry. He thought that it might be very useful for his "studies". As he was browsing through the shelves, his eyes spotted a familiar looking box sitting on the library table. He was mouth-watering over a pack of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "Extra sugar could help," he thought.
He suddenly opened them, without even knowing who owned it. He popped a blueberry piece in his mouth, then started chewing it.
He was too absorbed in smacking the piece of jellybean that he didn't notice somebody stepping closer to him. "Excuse me, but I believe that the artificially-flavored jelly you're masticating belongs to me," a voice suddenly spoke.
Draco's jaw suddenly halted from gnawing. He turned his head and came face to face to where the voice came from. He suddenly had the grace to blush, as he stared to the bushy-haired girl in front of him.
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Yes, I know this story's weird. But I tell you, it'll get better! Please R/R!!!!! I'm begging you!