A.N. Okay… I found this song fic the other night while going through some
old papers in my "amine box". Actually, I found a lot of partially done
fics. Oh my gawd!! More work for me!!! Yay!!
Anyways… I think that this is a really stupidly funny fic! Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: I don own Wufei, or the original song!!
Wufei's Rap
::Wufei, clad in baggy clothes, struts from behind the curtain, blinking in the spotlight. ::
::As if on cue, the theme music of "Gangsters Paradise" blasts from the auditorium's speakers::
./`As I walk though this life with the Bringers of Death,
I take a look at myself, and realize there's nothing left!
Even my partners think that my mind is gone
Me being treated like the foe?
You know that's unjust!
You better watch out—what you talkin', where you walkin',
Or you and your "homies" might be blown to dust!
I really hate this trip,
But I gotta win.
To be able to look myself in the face again!
FOOL!
I'm the kinda "G" little homies wanna be.
They think I'm one bad dog,
Saying my prayers to the ancient gods!!
Been spending most my life, living in a warrior's paradise,
Keep spending most our lives, living in a warrior's paradise.
Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life,
I was trained by Master O
So they gotta be down with the G-boy team
Too many diplomatic missions,
Got me chasin' dreams.
I'm an educated fool
With killin' on my mind
Got my detonator in my hand
And a gleam in my eye
I'm a loped out terrorist
The Solitary Dragon
And my homies is down.
Hop into the justice wagon.
FOOL!
Death ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
I'm livin' life do or die
What can I say?
I'm fifteen, may never live to see sixteen,
They way things is goin'
If you know what I mean.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt
Are you and me?
Power and the Dragon
Dragon and the Power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Everybody's runnin' but half of
Them ain't lookin'
What's goin' on in the base
I never know what they are plannin'
They say I gotta learn but
Nobody's gonna teach me
If they don't understand
How can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they front
That's why my life is out of luck
FOOL!
Anyways… I think that this is a really stupidly funny fic! Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: I don own Wufei, or the original song!!
Wufei's Rap
::Wufei, clad in baggy clothes, struts from behind the curtain, blinking in the spotlight. ::
::As if on cue, the theme music of "Gangsters Paradise" blasts from the auditorium's speakers::
./`As I walk though this life with the Bringers of Death,
I take a look at myself, and realize there's nothing left!
Even my partners think that my mind is gone
Me being treated like the foe?
You know that's unjust!
You better watch out—what you talkin', where you walkin',
Or you and your "homies" might be blown to dust!
I really hate this trip,
But I gotta win.
To be able to look myself in the face again!
FOOL!
I'm the kinda "G" little homies wanna be.
They think I'm one bad dog,
Saying my prayers to the ancient gods!!
Been spending most my life, living in a warrior's paradise,
Keep spending most our lives, living in a warrior's paradise.
Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life,
I was trained by Master O
So they gotta be down with the G-boy team
Too many diplomatic missions,
Got me chasin' dreams.
I'm an educated fool
With killin' on my mind
Got my detonator in my hand
And a gleam in my eye
I'm a loped out terrorist
The Solitary Dragon
And my homies is down.
Hop into the justice wagon.
FOOL!
Death ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
I'm livin' life do or die
What can I say?
I'm fifteen, may never live to see sixteen,
They way things is goin'
If you know what I mean.
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt
Are you and me?
Power and the Dragon
Dragon and the Power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Everybody's runnin' but half of
Them ain't lookin'
What's goin' on in the base
I never know what they are plannin'
They say I gotta learn but
Nobody's gonna teach me
If they don't understand
How can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they front
That's why my life is out of luck
FOOL!