Disclaimer: I do not own Miroku. Rumiko Takahashi, Yomiuru TV, Viz and Sunrise do. I just wrote a song from his perspective for fun!
Miroku
they say that I'm a liar
and that my soul's for hire
my situation's dire
my lifeline is on fire
and I can't exactly say
that I recall a day
where I said that I would pray
and didn't stop to play
I know it would be fine
if I could have some time
to cross another line
and I say that it's no crime
if I could get inside
and get a little ride
but I have been denied
everytime I've tried
and she'll say she is defiled
my manners are not mild
and still I'm not that wild
so please bear my child
it's really not complex
and not just for the sex
but still she just rejects
and I think it is a hex
I cannot find the crux
of why my life just sucks
she swings, I never duck
man, I really need some luck
I want to get inside
and get a little ride
you see, I've been denied
everytime I've tried
and she'll say she is defiled
my manners are not mild
and still I'm not that wild
so please bear my child
oh, here it comes again
it's such a little sin
I touch: she slaps then
man, I just can't win