I Predict
Summary: Sasuke skips school pretending to be sick and makes his brother come home so he won't be bored. Jacob predicts because Sasuke fakes he's really gonna get sick. Magic Ending!*Please Review!
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Chapter 1: Sasuke The Liar!
Sasuke sat on his chair reading his favorite book: Warriors Into The Wild( Best Book Ever!*) He wasn't going to school today. Shit no! He wanted to just sit there and be lazy. He looked at the clock and smiled. 8:01A.M. He was capable of not going to school now! Kakashi wouldn't give a crap if Sasuke went to school or not. Sasuke heard a noise on his door and frowned. "What the heck do you want?!" Sasuke asked his mood suddenly changing. "Sasuke! Would it kill you to get off your lazy ass?" His older brother Jacob opened the door and threw Sasuke a cotton ball. "What the hell?" Sasuke laughed and spit on it. "Well I'm leaving, see ya later Casper!" As Jacob walked out the door Sasuke aimed carefully and threw the spit cotton ball at his brother. "Gross!! You nasty Bitch!" Jacob said and shut the door.
Sasuke got his iphone and called his step-dad.
School: "And that is why girls are really -" Kakashi was cut off by his phone ringing with the song 'Untouched' By the Veronicas. The class started to laugh at Kakashi's ringtone. "Hello?" Kakashi answered. "Dad! I'm bored here," Sasuke said on the other line. "Sasuke what are you doing?" He asked. "I have a fever and a stomachache," Sasuke lied. "Well tell Jacob to take care of you," He said plainly shrugging. "He went to school," Sasuke stated. "Well, I'll go to the office and call his school," He said and hung got out of his chair and picked someone to take names.
Office: "Mamn I need to make a phone call," Kakashi stated getting the phone. "Ok Mr. Hatake," The old lady stuttered smiling at him. 'Eww! She has black teeth,' Kakashi thought dialing Jacob's school number. "Leaf High School what can I do for you?" The lady answered. " Can you call in Jacob Trigo," Kakashi asked. "Yes sir, Hold on," She turned on the intercom and said," Mrs. Freckles do you have Jacob Trigo?" "Yes," "Can you send him to the office?" "Yes, thank you," The secretary picked up the phone and said he'd be there in a moment.
The Conversation: "Hello?" Jacob answered. "Jacob, Can you do me a favor and take care of Sasuke today?" Kakashi asked knowing Jacob would ask why. "Why?" Kakashi wanted to laugh at the dumbness of Jacob. "Because he's sick Jacob," He said back. "Ah Chihuahuas!" Jacob said."Ok," Jacob hung up and told the secretary he was gonna leave. "Ok, Jacob just sign out," Jacob did as told and drove home.
Home: "Sasuke?" Jacob asked opening the door. "Finally you're here,Basterd" Sasuke said motioning him to the room. "You really are the best brother ever! Getting me out of school dude!" Jacob smiled and walked over to Sasuke. "So Sasuke, are you really sick?" he finally asked suddenly feeling concerned about Sasuke. "No you idiot! I never get sick!" Sasuke added feeling good about never getting sick. 'What a liar!' Jacob thought going up to Sasuke and feeling his forehead. "I predict you're gonna get sick tomorrow," Jacob predicted going to watch T.V. Sasuke looked at him in a mad look. "What do you know, huh Jacob?" Sasuke asked knowing Jacob is as dumb as Dora.( It's true! Dora always asks people for stuff she's so dumb she can't answer…) "Whatever…" He replied flipping the channels for something good. "Got money! And you know it, take it out your pocket and show it and throw it like Fly-" "Hello?" Sasuke answered his phone wondering who could be calling in school hours. "SASUKE! I'M HUNGRY!" Jacob said on the other line. "You dummy! I'm just across from you and you're calling me," Sasuke hung up and lay down on the chair.
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