AN/ Yes I'm making another one-shot for labyrinth that involves the guy in scene 24 of Monty Python and the Holy grail. I love that movie. I hope you enjoy it.
AN 2 / I was just checking it through for grammer mistakes and such. OMG THERE ARE SO MANY! Anyway I hope this is easier to understand :)
Sir didymus was promoted! Now instead of guarding the bridge in the bog, he guarded the Giant Robot of Doom. However there was the problem of who would guard the bog bridge. Surprisingly there was a volunteer. He was old with messy gray hair with a hunched back and just sat there and yelled at people that passed about three questions.
One day, Sarah had thought of her homework venomously. And it being the slow day that it was, the Goblin King took the papers. Despite her never saying the words she made her way along and she fell trap door. Despite the fact that it was a completely different trap door in a completely different part of the labyrinth, it lead to the dreaded bog.
'this must be the way that Ludo took to to bog last time.' she thought as she ran to the bridge she thought was guarded by didymus.
"Who are you?" She asked
"I'm the new bridge keeper"
"You don't look new to me." she mumbled.
"All that cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, if the other side ye see," He grumbled.
"Alright go ahead"
"What is your name"
"Sarah Williams"
"What is your quest"
"To get the homework that the Goblin King stole from me"
"Now what is your favorite color"
"Green"
"You may pass"
"thank you bridge keeper"
That was when the goblin king showed up.
"Why did you let her pass"
"All that cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, if the other side ye see," He replied.
"Wha"
"What is the air velocity of a sparrow"
"How would I know that"
Then the goblin king felt the pull of magick and was thrown into the air.
The bridge keeper smirked and said. "That was fun."