Never lend a rocket to two fourteen-year-old girls who know where Nickelodeon studios is. In fact, never lend a rocket to anyone...
Ever.
Meg: "Feel like being EVIL right up to Nick Studios today??"
Keely: OO " R-Really??? OMG!!! YES!!!!"
Meg: "AWSOME!! Where's Kelsy's rocket ship??"
Keely: "YAY!!"
Keelly: "Hmmm..." (looks in closet) "Oh...it JUST finished charging on her soda-rocket charger. Don't ask."
Meg: "Cool! We got potato chips?"
Keely: "Well...remember that fight we had with the three bags???" (pulls out box) "I GOT THE FUNPAC WITH MINI BAGS!!!"
Meg: 00 "OMG!!! LOTS of BBQ and sour cream n onion, right??"
Keely: "YEP!!!! I would NEVER forget!!!! And another..." (pulls out another box) "ROOT BEER AND PEPSI!!!!"
Meg: "AWSOME!! Too bad it's such a short flight."
Keely:" Hmm...yeah."
Meg: "ONWARD MARCH! To Nick Studios!!"
Keely: "Yeah!!!!" (jumps in rocket)
Meg: (jumps in rocket also) "LET'S GO!"
Keely: "YEAH!!"
Meg: "From the looks of it...Stephen didn't really HEED our advice in the past."
Keely: "What do you mean?"
Meg: "Well...you know how we gave him ALL the information he needed? And even 'advised' him to do the episode, with Stinky Wizzleteetz as our witness?"
Keely: "Yeah. What?"
Meg: "I don't think he was listening very well."
Keely: "Oh great!! What now??"
Meg: "I say, we land the rocket ship on--OMG, WHAT'S THAT!?"
Keely: "What?? WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!??" (starts freaking out) (plays a Smash Mouth song on her record player)
Meg: "WE'RE GONNA CRASH! MANN THE CRASH POSITIONS!!"
Keely: "Got it!" (runs like a crazy person over to the control panel) (presses button) "OK!!!! I pressed the red...button. Oh gosh."
Meg: "Oh no Keely...not the red button!" (screams)
Keely: "I'm sorry!!! I'm attracted to red!!!" (covers ears) "STOP SCREAMING!!!" (grabs Meg's shoulders) "WE can DO THIS!!!!!"
Meg: (continues screaming) "WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
Keely: (slaps Meg multiple times)"Pull yourself together, Meg!! We can DO THIS!!!" (pulls out a pole) "Time to kill...the button!!!"
Meg: (stops screaming) "You're right! LET'S GET IT! Ut-oh..." (stares as they come crashing down onto the roof of Nick Studios)
(they crash)
Meg: "Are...we dead?"
Keely: (sits up wearily) "W-Where am I?" (looks at light) "Are we in...Heaven??"
Meg: "I don't...I don't know..."
Keely: (sees Stephen Hillenburg standing across the room with his mouth hung open wide) "NO!!!! We're in the other place!!!!"
Stephen: "Oh no...no no no no no! Not YOU two!"
Keely: "Oh yes! We are back!!" (clutches onto his shirt collar) "And you screwed up our EPISODE!!!!!!" (starts foaming at the mouth)
Meg: "Yeah!" (grabs him by the hair) "WE DID NOT SAY SQUIDWARD! WE SAID SANDY! SAVVIE!?!?"
Keely: (freezes) (stares off into space) "S-Squidward???" (SCREAMS)
Meg: "Whoa whoa whoa, Keely!" (grabs her by the shoulders) "Keely, it was just me. It was just me!"
Keely: (still staring off into space) "I-I...Squidward???" (SCREAMS AGAIN)
Meg: "KEELY!" (pulls out her record player) "DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS ON YOU!"
Keely: (stares at it) "B-B-But...Squidward?" (thinks for a second) "How...could you Stephen??" (starts getting teary) "SpongebobxSquidward? What kind of sick twisted joke it this???"
Stephen: (starts shaking his head rapidly) "No, see...that's not what I had in mind!"
Meg: "Oh? Then WHAT, Mr. Hillenburg? WHAT!?"
Stephen: "Ummm...I don't know!!! Anything but that!!!!"
Meg: "Well, it had BETTER be something else, sir, because I don't want my favorite show poisoned by today's society!"
Keely: "Yeah!! Uh...whatever that meant!" (drools)
Meg: (nods) "Keely's right!"
Keely: "Duh!!" (sits at desk) "Doodle-doodle-doodly-doodle!" (starts drawing) "I love to draw!"
Stephen: "Hey, get away from there!"
Meg: (joins Keely) "Ooh, pictures!"
Keely: "NO! Piccys!!!"
Stephen: "Get away from my desk!" (pulls on Keely's arm)
Keely: "SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!!! SpongebobxSquidward fan!!!!! HELP!!!!!!" (Security walks in)