How to annoy the Akatsuki

by Freak Artist

Ever wanted to annoy the Akatsuki? Just remember to run for your life... I suggest either distracting them with sake, or glueing them to each other. My first fanfic so please r&r.

1. Deidara

15 ways to annoy Deidara

1. Dress him up like a girl

2. Ask him if he's a girl

3. Do #2 over and over and over…

4. Steal his cloak and change the clouds from red to hot pink

5. Steal his clay and replace it with play-doh

6. Run around like a crazed-hyperactive loony with Tobi

7. Ask him if you can braid his hair

8. Steal his nail polish

9. When he's in a bad mood, ask him if it's his time of the month

10. Side with Sasori and tell him art is immortal over and over and over…

11. Follow him around screaming "DEIDARA AND TOBI ARE BRINGING SEXY BACK!!"

12. Cut his hair off while he is asleep

13. Glue him to Zetsu (when Zetsu is hungry…)

14. Glue him to Sasori

15. Glue him to Tobi