The Robot Spy
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. Toei does.
It is the year 2130. Evil robots have taken over the earth and killed every single human save for 11 special children called the digidestined. They have taken a spacecraft and are on their way to the robot homeworld and have just gotten out of a battle with a robot vessel.
"This is bad. Really, really, bad. Our deflector shields are low. Really, really low. And there's a robot spy aboard. He's really, really, a robot.' Captain Tai C. Kamiya said, looking at the monitor.
"It couldn't possibly be me. I'm too cute to be a robot." Captain Tai's sister, Gunner Kari Kamiya, said.
"Robots killed my entire family! I want to kill robots so badly. I swear, if there's a robot aboard, I'm going to tear him limb from limb!" First Officer Davis Motomiya yelled. All the other crew said they weren't robots until they got to the last person, General Ken Ichijouji.
"This phenomenon of mechanical beings only happens once per millenium." Ken said in a monotone.
"Hey, who's the new guy? There used to be only 11 crew members, now there's 12." Tai said.
"Relax. He's a friend of mine from grade school. He isn't a robot, okay?" Navigator Yolei Inoue said.
"He's a freaking robot! Tear him limb from limb!" Davis said, grabbing his gun and rushing towards Ken.
'Now now my dears. We don't know if he's the robot. We really, really, really don't know." Tai said.
"We can't take any chances. We should shut him in the airlock." Admiral Cody Hida said.
"Interesting. You seem to be approximately 4.4466434345 feet tall young Admiral." Ken said.
"He's a freaking robot! Dump him into outer space!" Davis yelled. He and several other members of the crew including Mechanic Matt Ishida and Private TK Takaishi grabbed Ken.
"Come on you guys. He's a little weird but he's no robot." Yolei said.
"Ah, this program is fiendishly simple. I'll have the shields up in .3928093982879874 seconds." Ken said and walked up to the computer monitor. He began typing away at an incredibly fast speed.
"He's a freaking robot! Nobody types that fast!" Davis yelled.
"All right everybody. Just calm down. Let's have some freeze-dried food pills." Nurse Mimi Tachikawa said.
"None for me. There's approximately 4.234234523545 grams of fat in the average food pill." Ken said.
"He is a freaking robot. We can't take any chances. Dismantle him and use his metal parts to fuel the ship!" Davis yelled.
"Calm down Davis. He's an old friend of mine. We've been friends since 2099." Yolei said.
"That's a prime number you know Yolei." Ken said in his monotone.
"I can't take this any more! He's a freaking robot! He freaking murdered my family!" Davis said. Suddenly the front panel of his suit fell off revealing wires. Davis short-circuited and fell in a lump on the floor.
"Davis-was-the-robot?" Kari said, surprised.
"This is weird. Really, really weird." Tai said.
"The odds of that happening were approximately 1 in 76.3243234 billion." Ken said.
"I don't care if he's not a robot. He's annoying! Prepare the airlock!" Communications Officer Izzy Izumi said. The rest of the crew grabbed Ken and shoved him out the airlock. He exploded into 7 different pieces.
"He exploded into 7 pieces. That's a prime number. Neemph-zor!" Yolei said, doing the robot arms.
"Captain Taichi, the Robot homeworld is attempting to signal us. Should we accept?" Izzy asked.
"Yes Izzy. Answer it. Really, really answer it." Taichi ordered. Izzy took his place at his post and prepared to commence communication with the robots.