Hiyas! Sup dudes!? Well anyways this is my first Warriors fic! Its pretty much just random crap! Lol! It might have a little romance stuff. Also Silverpaw is Silverstream but a younger version! (By the way I have read all the books but this takes place in like the first series thingy!)

WARNING!!!: Has some swearing…lol

I DON'T OWN ANYTHIN!!!! LOL!!!! MUAHUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

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Graypaw was running around crazily and jumping around. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Eoooooooooffff!" Graypaw tripped and fell on a rock, "Hehehehhehehehhehe that hurt…… WAIT OH MY GOD LOOK LIONHEART! IT'S A RABBIT! I'M GONNA KILL IT!" There Graypaw ran off chasing the rabbit around the clearing.

"Oh my god…oh my god…oh my god!" Lionheart started to hyperventilate, "GRAYPAW! YOU AREN'T EVEN IN OUR OWN TERRITORY! COME BACK HERE!"

Graypaw continued to run around chasing the rabbit in circles. The rabbit had its tongue sticking out and was drooling like crazy.

"Oh my god! Look at the rabbit, Lionheart! It's drooling! HAHAHAHA!" Graypaw yelled.

Suddenly Stumpytail jumped out of the bushes right by Graypaw and Lionheart.

"Muhahahahahhahahahhahahahahha! I finally caught someone in our territory! Master Brokenstar shall be happy and murderous again! He shall not be hungry anymore because now he shall have yummy kitties to eat! Muahhahahahahahahahhaha!!!"

"Oh my god…oh my god…oh my god! We're all gonna die! Brokenstar will eat us all! Noooooooooo…" Lionheart exclaimed and started to cry loudly and whimper on the ground.

"Oh my god! HAHAHAHA! Look you have a stumpy tail, Stumpytail! HAHAHA!" Graypaw started to laugh hysterically.

"Muahahahahhahahaha! And no one can save you retards because we have guards to keep watch on you and the other prisoners! Muhahahahahahahaha!" Stumpytail started to laugh a murderous evil laugh. He didn't even seem to care what Graypaw said or just was ignoring it.

Stumpytail started to lead Graypaw and Lionheart into the ShadowClan territory and into the camp.

"Muahhahahahahahaha! Get in that little hole there! Your guards are Wetfoot and ME! Muhahahahhahahahaha!" Stumpytail screamed excitedly.

Graypaw hopped into the hole excitedly while Lionheart slowly walked in looking around constantly. Inside the hole already was a sleek silver cat. Also there was a fire colored cat with a blue color on.

"Hey, what's your name? Ehehehe…" Graypaw said very nicely and cutely to the silver cat.

"Hey there, my name's Silverpaw. So what's yours, handsome? Hehehe!" Silverpaw said in a sexy way.

"It's Graypaw! Oh, hey look there's a red cat! What's his name?" Graypaw replied to Silverpaw.

"I'M RUSTY! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD ISN'T THAT A HILARIOUS NAME! MY FREAKIN RETARDED TWOLEGS NAMED ME! HAHAHAHHA!" Rusty screamed at the top of his lungs.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" Wetfoot yelled down the hole.

"SORRY! OH MY GOD! YOU DON"T HAVE TO YELL!" Rusty yelled back.

"Stop yelling please! I'm very nervous and I get more nervous when people yell because I think there is something wrong." Lionheart finally said.

"HAHAHHA!!! There is something wrong, Lionheart! GUESS WHAT?! WE'RE IN A HOLE, STUPID!" Graypaw screamed and continued to flirt with Silverpaw.

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About five minutes later Brokenstar the cat eater came in with Stumpytail.

"HEY STOP FLIRTING AND PAY ATTENTION! OH MY GOD! YOU STUPID DUMBASS!" yelled Brokenstar loudly to Graypaw then continued, "You retarded cats need to learn your lesson so you will be eaten by me in about a month. It is a month because…" Graypaw started to whisper to Silverpaw again, "…I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FRICKIN STOP FLIRTING WITH THAT DUMBASS! Anyways, I already have enough other cats to eat for a while. Meanwhile while you cats are waiting for the ceremony I will fatten you up with tons of food." Brokenstar finally finished.

"YAY! FOOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVE FOOD! IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE THING ON THE EARTH!" Graypaw yelled.

Then Brokenstar left quickly glaring at Graypaw. It was just starting to turn dark out now.

"WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO BED NOW!" Rusty yelled.

"Remember please don't yell!" Lionheart pleaded.

Then they all curled up on the floor. Lionheart slept away from everyone else. While Rusty was trying to sleep by him. Meanwhile Silverpaw and Graypaw slept close to eachother.

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So yeah how did u like it? It was really random and screamy I know! Yes it was also weird! But remember NO FLAMES!!!!!! But you can review! Its not supposed to be detailed!