1 Kickboxing Crisis
1.1 This is another dialog done by Joanna, can't you tell? =)
1.2 Relena: Joanna, I hate to interrupt your love fest, but…
1.2.1 Joanna: Relena, I'm busy!
Relena: That would be the problem!! You're supposed to be driving, not talking Ashley's ear off!!…
Ash: I hate it when you call me "Ashley"!! Call me "Ash"!!
Relena: Is it just me, or do you enjoy sharing your name with a Pokemon trainer? The light turned green 4.15623 seconds ago!! She's going to be late for kickboxing, and you know how Wufei is about their kickboxing lessons!!
Joanna: "Kickboxing"…right!! Why are you here, Relena, and um… why am I driving?
Relena: In the world of anime, even the writers must play characters, sometimes.
Joanna: I appreciate your philosophy, Your Worship, but all I know how to do is shift gears. How do you make this thing go?
Relena: Ease your foot off the brake, and gently. GENTLY, place it on the accelerator.
Joanna: CRAP!!
Relena: Crap?!?! Crap is bad!!
Joanna: I know crack is bad!
Relena: No, crack kills. Crap is bad!! Especially when there is a blonde driving!!
Joanna: For some reason, I feel insulted, but I don't know why!!
Officer: What seems to be the problem, Ladies?
Joanna: Officer Ma'am, my high heel is stuck on the break!!
Ash: Hey, Heather!!
Officer Heather: ASH!! What are you doing here?! Why are you here, and not at Wufei's? I thought that you guys were gonna pet his panda, then have some moogoo gipan, and some fortune cookies. Before kickboxing until the walls of the pagoda fall in!!
Joanna: Sex fiend!!
Ash: Did you not see me making "shut up" motions with my hands, Heather?
Officer Heather: Oh, so that is what you were doing!! I thought there was a bee. And that's OFFICER Heather to you, missy!! Your gonna be late for kickboxing, Ash!
Joanna: Kickboxing my foot!!
Ash: Don't mention your foot right now!! It's what got us into this mess!! Wu-kitty won't be purring when I get there, if I get there!!
Officer Heather: Did his motorcycle break again?
Ahs: SHUT UP!!! Can you get us out of here, so I can go see Wu-kitty?
Officer Heather: Trowa, would you mind giving me a hand?
Trowa: Sure thing, Heather!!
Officer Heather: OFFICER Heather!!
Trowa: Officer Heather
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Joanna: I don't get it, Trowa!! When everything failed, all you had to do was honk your rubber nose!!
Officer Heather: I'll explain that one, Trowa-chan!! As the creator of my baby's rubber nose complex, it is fitting that he should be the solution to your problem!! Irony makes the world go 'round!!
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Narrator: And, so, Joanna and Relena finally got Ash to Wufei's for kickboxing. Officer Heather and Trowa drove off in Trowa's clown car to fight crime, and Joanna dropped Relena off in the middle of Nowhere to pee. She was last seem playing a high stakes game of poker with the Asian Mafia. If you have seen her, please DON'T call the Hott Zone Hottline, because we don't give a damn about Relena!!
~Owari~
1.1 This is another dialog done by Joanna, can't you tell? =)
1.2 Relena: Joanna, I hate to interrupt your love fest, but…
1.2.1 Joanna: Relena, I'm busy!
Relena: That would be the problem!! You're supposed to be driving, not talking Ashley's ear off!!…
Ash: I hate it when you call me "Ashley"!! Call me "Ash"!!
Relena: Is it just me, or do you enjoy sharing your name with a Pokemon trainer? The light turned green 4.15623 seconds ago!! She's going to be late for kickboxing, and you know how Wufei is about their kickboxing lessons!!
Joanna: "Kickboxing"…right!! Why are you here, Relena, and um… why am I driving?
Relena: In the world of anime, even the writers must play characters, sometimes.
Joanna: I appreciate your philosophy, Your Worship, but all I know how to do is shift gears. How do you make this thing go?
Relena: Ease your foot off the brake, and gently. GENTLY, place it on the accelerator.
Joanna: CRAP!!
Relena: Crap?!?! Crap is bad!!
Joanna: I know crack is bad!
Relena: No, crack kills. Crap is bad!! Especially when there is a blonde driving!!
Joanna: For some reason, I feel insulted, but I don't know why!!
Officer: What seems to be the problem, Ladies?
Joanna: Officer Ma'am, my high heel is stuck on the break!!
Ash: Hey, Heather!!
Officer Heather: ASH!! What are you doing here?! Why are you here, and not at Wufei's? I thought that you guys were gonna pet his panda, then have some moogoo gipan, and some fortune cookies. Before kickboxing until the walls of the pagoda fall in!!
Joanna: Sex fiend!!
Ash: Did you not see me making "shut up" motions with my hands, Heather?
Officer Heather: Oh, so that is what you were doing!! I thought there was a bee. And that's OFFICER Heather to you, missy!! Your gonna be late for kickboxing, Ash!
Joanna: Kickboxing my foot!!
Ash: Don't mention your foot right now!! It's what got us into this mess!! Wu-kitty won't be purring when I get there, if I get there!!
Officer Heather: Did his motorcycle break again?
Ahs: SHUT UP!!! Can you get us out of here, so I can go see Wu-kitty?
Officer Heather: Trowa, would you mind giving me a hand?
Trowa: Sure thing, Heather!!
Officer Heather: OFFICER Heather!!
Trowa: Officer Heather
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Joanna: I don't get it, Trowa!! When everything failed, all you had to do was honk your rubber nose!!
Officer Heather: I'll explain that one, Trowa-chan!! As the creator of my baby's rubber nose complex, it is fitting that he should be the solution to your problem!! Irony makes the world go 'round!!
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Narrator: And, so, Joanna and Relena finally got Ash to Wufei's for kickboxing. Officer Heather and Trowa drove off in Trowa's clown car to fight crime, and Joanna dropped Relena off in the middle of Nowhere to pee. She was last seem playing a high stakes game of poker with the Asian Mafia. If you have seen her, please DON'T call the Hott Zone Hottline, because we don't give a damn about Relena!!
~Owari~