this is based on my friends and our interaction. we really did choose those names for ourselves. sorry for the lack of FMA content but Eh what are you gonna do.
Still don't Own FMA you anoying people.
"DEATH BE TO YOU IF I DON'T HAVE MY BOOKS BY FRIDAY!" a curly haired brunet girl shouted at the small red headed girl she had cornered.
"Ok, I already have two of them." The red head replied.
"Gimme!!!" the brunet said changing from angry teen to little kid in an instant.
"After class you two." A second brunet with straight hair said coming up to the girls. "Hey Lex, Hey leprechaun."
"I'm not a leprechaun!" the red head wailed as the other girls laughed at their friend.
"You can sympathize with Ed" the curly haired girl said laughing.
"Good one Lex, hey I know, her new name can be Ed!" the other brunet said laughing as the red head sulked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the red head replied hearing the conversation "I don't want to be called Ed!"
"Well you have a choice Ed or leprechaun" the brunets replied together.
"ED!" the red head now dubbed Ed replied.
"Ed it is" the two other girls nodded to themselves.
"Hey we all should have FMA nicknames!" a black haired girl said joining in.
"We already have Ed, I'll be… Winry!" a blond girl who had come up with the black haired girl said.
"Yeah and I'm Scar!" the black haired girl said.
"No fair, both the best ones are taken!" the curly haired girl whined.
"I dub thee Al" the straight haired girl said tapping her friend on the head with a yoga mat.
"Me?! Al?! You're joking!" the curly haired girl said aghast, "come on what about me is Al-like?"
"Your name can be shortened to Al" 'Ed' said helpfully.
"But… I don't act like him at all! I swear, I plot, I rush in blindly, I encourage bad behavior and fighting the power, oh an the fact that I tease people way too often and take pleasure in other's pain." The curly haired girl said counting on her fingers why she had no resemblance to Al at all. "I could do Envy…"
"No homunculi" 'Winry' said.
"Why not?" the curly haired girl said.
"Cause it's not fair" 'Scar' said
"Hey Lex, I will be Mustang if you be Al" the straight haired brunet said.
"Hmmmmm, fine" newly dubbed 'Al' said laughing "you win 'Mustang'"
"So, what now?" 'Ed' asked.
"Well first you need your hair braded 'Ed'" 'Al' said.
"No, I don't want to…" 'Ed' began but was cut off in mid rant by 'Mustang' grabbing her hair and beginning to braid it.
"Ha, that's a funny picture, Mustang braiding Ed's hair." 'Scar' said as all the girls laughed.
"I can picture it now" 'Al' choked out between laughing. "Just imagine if they acted like we do."
"Hold still Fullmetal" Roy Mustang said as the blond fidgeted.
"You're pulling it too hard" He whined as the tall man's fingers braided his hair.
"Well you can't very well go around with your hair down Ed" Al said reclining on the couch as his brother was forced to endure the ritual.
"Ed look who I found, he was lost!" Winry said as she entered with Scar not far behind.
"Sup" Al said waiving a hand at the new arrivals.
"Nooooooo!" Ed screeched trying to free himself from Mustangs grip.
"I got you now Chibi Leprechaun squirrel" Scar said laughing evilly "prepare to be poked!"
"Help!" Ed whimpered pulling free and hiding behind Al.
"Oh grow up you two dumbasses" Al growled as Scar attempted to poke Ed who kept using Al as a shield.
"Really you two" Mustang said echoing Al's sentiment.
"Well Ed I see only two options" Al said.
"What?" Ed asked climbing on his armored brother.
"One you run far away change your name and become a stock broker for a bankrupt company" Al said as everyone but Ed laughed.
"Or?" Ed said panicked as Scar began to climb as well.
"Or you face your fear and become a man!" Al said picking him up and handing him to Scar.
"No Al you are supposed to protect me!" Ed wailed as he ran out the door closely followed by Scar.
"Shall we follow?" Winry asked the two in the room.
"We had better, or they might get in trouble" The two replied getting up they could hear Ed's girlish shrieks for each time he was poked by Scar.
"Hey looked it's raining!" Mustang said excitedly jumping up and down and clapping like a high school girl.
"Sweet!" Al said and they both ran out and began playing in the puddles and laughing like morons.
"Hey Scar wait up!" Winry said as she saw the man.
"Save me!" Ed wailed hiding behind her.
"I'm not a good shield I will just push you to him." Winry said.
"They still at it?" a thoroughly soaked Mustang asked walking next to an equally wet Al.
"You two done?" Winry asked.
"Yup" they responded, Mustang grinning like and idiot, "we like water."
Ed climbed into Al's armor and shouted triumphantly "yes I'm safe!"
"Poke" Scar said poking Al.
"Poke me again and die" Al growled grabbing Scar's hand.
"Then give me Ed" Scar huffed
"Deal" Al said pulling out the young alchemist.
"Nooooooooo!" Ed screeched again. "Help me someone!" He shouted, whimpering about being poked. He made to dash off but was looking behind him and didn't notice the wall he was barreling towards until Al grabbed his sleeve. "What?" Ed asked until he did see the wall "oh thanks Al" he said beginning his mad dash in a new direction.
"God they are so immature" Al sighed as Winry ran after the departing pair so she could talk to Scar.
"Yup" Mustang said as he and Al walked slowly after the group talking calmly.
Al and Mustang caught up to the three and Ed began to hide behind them again. Scar and Winry were ahead of them and Al shared a mischevious look with Mustang.
"Hey Ed, you should go defrnd your woman" Mustnag said with a smirk.
"what?"
"yeah, look Scar is moveing in on Winry brother" Al said.
"but..." Ed began.
"or do you not care?" Mustang said.
"Ed you have to go up there and show Winry what a man you are!" Al laughed as the armor and Colonel pushed the trembling boy towards Scar.
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Ed screamed as they pushed him into Scar and Scar resumed pokeing him.
"That would be funny" the other girls agreed.
Yeah, well R&R and be carefull of thinking about it too hard.