Hermione Got Run over by a Reindeer
By Lady Lestrange
Disclaimer: Hermione belongs to JK, and she can keep her. All the other Harry Potter characters also belong to JK Rowlings. Bugger… Thanks JK for letting us borrow these for a few moments to have some fun. No infringement is meant or intended.
--Lady Lestrange
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Hermione got run over by a reindeer walking from the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Harry we believe.
She had been researching tea towels
And we'd begged her to not to go,
But she took her S.P.E.W. book with her:
And marched right out the door into the snow.
The Order found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There was a hoof print on her forehead,
And incriminating marks on her back pack.
Hermione got run over by a reindeer walking from the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Harry we believe.
She won't be defeating Voldie,
'Tho she has a scar upon her head
Her notes are in the snow now.
Her wand's broken and her books will not be read
Now we're all so proud of Harry,
I really thought that he would snap.
See him out there playin' Quiddich
Drinkin' butterbeer, and holdin' Cho upon his lap.
Hermione got run over by a reindeer walking from the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Harry we believe.
Now it's Christmas without Hermione.
All the Order's dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we wear a mask or just a paper sack?
Now the goose is on the table
Made with house elves' special care.
We would make our own dry sandwich
If Hermione and her S.P.E.W club still was there.
Hermione got run over by a reindeer walking from the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Harry we believe.
I've warned all my friends who signed S.P.E.W,
Better watch out for yourselves.
You should n'er go out on Christmas,
If you threaten to free all of Santa's elves.
I know it looks like Santa did it.
And I cannot prove a thing
But I think that Snape's the culprit
'Cause this is the only song that he will sing.
Hermione got run over by a reindeer walking from the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Harry we believe.