A/N: This is My very first ICarly FanFic, I hope you like it. This is a Oneshot, but I will add other Oneshots when I think of them if people like this one.
Show #1: IPlaster, Paint and Tacos
Carly, Sam, and Freddie are in Carly's apartment reading reviews on their last web show
"Hi Carly and Sam, I'm Rich from Cincinnati, Oh, and your show was great as always."
"Carly, Sam, I'm Zack, from Boston, It looks like you have the Sweet Life."
"Sam, I'm Kai, from Seattle, I think you're the greatest."
"Carly, Fred from Seattle, Will you be my girlfriend?"
Carly looks at Freddie as if she is going to kill him.
"It wasn't me, I swear," said Freddie as he fell from his seat.
"Come on Carly, pulverize his ass," said Sam, as she went to the cabinet, "Just wait for a minute, so I can make popcorn."
"Ah, come on, Sam," said Carly.
"What, I like to eat popcorn when I watch someone get beat up," said Sam.
"I didn't send that message, you have to believe me," said Freddie.
Spencer entered carrying bags from the store.
"What are you three up to," asked Spencer?
"About to kill Freddie,' said Carly.
"Making popcorn so I have something to eat as Carly kills Freddie," said Sam.
"Help me," yelled Freddie!
"Ok, just don't make a mess," said Spencer, as he set the bags on the counter.
"Guy about to die over here," yelled Freddie!
"Who," asked Spencer, as he set down on the couch with Sam.
"Popcorn," asked Sam?
"Sure," said Spencer.
Carly grabbed Freddie by the collar, Spencer just realized the Freddie wasn't joking about being killed.
"Carly, you can't kill Freddie," said Spencer.
"Finally," said Freddie.
"Ah, Why not," asked Carly?
"I just cleaned the floors," said Spencer.
"Ah, man," said Carly, letting go of Freddie's shirt.
Freddie ran out the door in fear. Sam offered Carly some popcorn.
"Why were you going to kill Freddie," asked Spencer?
"He wrote a review to ICarly, asking me to be his Girlfriend," said Carly.
"Are you sure it was him," asked Spencer?
"He said his name in the message," said Sam as she got up to get a pop, " Want a drink?"
"I'll take a Root Beer," said Spencer.
"None for me," said Carly.
Sam shook up the Root Beer before handing it to Spencer. When he opened the pop, it sprays in his face.
"What was that for," asked Spencer?
"I felt like it," said Sam.
Carly couldn't help but laugh at her brother covered in pop.
"So, what are you going to do about Freddie," asked Sam?
"I don't know yet," said Carly.
"Why don't we hang him by his feet on a fan and crank it to full speed," said Sam.
"He'd get sick," said Carly.
"I know, he'd spew chunks everywhere," said Sam.
"Gross," said Carly.
"How cool would it be to get that on ICarly," asked Sam?
"You're discussing," said Carly.
"How about you nock him out and let me cover him in plaster and paint," asked Spencer?
"Can I nock him out," asked Sam?
"Sure," said Spencer.
"Cool, where is the baseball bat," asked Sam?
Freddie came busting in with a piece of paper.
"I got proof that I didn't send that review, I traced it to a Fred Wilson from school, who sent it from the library, on the corner of the street," said Freddie.
"Does this mean, I can't hit him with a baseball bat," asked Sam?
"Why were you going to hit me with a bat," asked Freddie?
"So Spencer could cover you with plaster," said Carly.
"For what," asked Freddie?
"Fun," said Sam.
"I can't believe you would do that," said Freddie.
"Really," said Sam.
Sam hit Freddie in the head with the bat, knocking him unconscious. Spencer dragged Freddie into the Kitchen and started to cover him in plaster. When Freddie started to wake up, Sam hit him again, so that Spencer and Carly could finish with the plaster. When the finished, they had Freddie standing with his arms behind his back.
"This isn't funny," said Freddie, as he woke up the second time.
"Yeah it is," said Sam.
"What color should we paint him," asked Spencer?
"Let's start with, Hot Pink," said Sam.
"Then add some Yellow and Light Blue," said Carly.
"Don't I get a say in this," asked Freddie?
"No," said Carly and Sam at the same time.
"I have an idea," said Sam.
"What," asked Carly?
"Let's get this on ICarly," said Sam.
"That would humiliate him," said Carly.
"Exactly," said Sam.
"Please, No," yelled Freddie!
Spencer grabbed a handful of paint and throw it at Freddie, Sam joined in followed by Carly. Freddie fell over breaking the Plaster.
"Ok, now that Freddie is done, it's my turn," said Spencer.
"You think that is fun," asked Freddie?
"Yes," said Spencer, "Now Freddie, go upstairs and get the camera ready, we'll be up in a few."
"Are you crazy," asked Freddie?
"No, I just want people to see me as artwork," said Spencer.
Freddie went up the stairs to the studio and set things up, while Sam, Carly, and Spencer loaded the elevator with the plaster and paint. Then they got on, too, once they got to the studio, Spencer let Freddie tell him what pose to use, Freddie chooses to make Spencer kneel down on his knees and put his left hand on his hip, and his right hand above his head.
"Today on ICarly, we are going to cover Carly's brother, Spencer, with plaster," said Sam.
"In a pose that our Tech Producer, Freddie, choose before we started," said Carly.
Carly and Sam started to cover Spencer in plaster, and Freddie put the Camera on a tripod so that he could join in. Once finished covering Spencer in plaster Carly and Sam let the plaster harden while they do some crazy dancing.
"Ok, now that the plaster has hardened on Spencer," said Carly.
"Hurry, this is starting to hurt," said Spencer.
"Now we get to cover Spencer in paint," said Sam, "But first we need to get some Tacos."
"Why," asked Carly?
"I'm hungry," said Sam.
"Ok, we'll be back as soon as we go downstairs to make some Tacos," said Carly.
"Why don't we show are viewers how to make a Taco," said Sam.
"I think they know how to make a Taco," said Carly.
"Not my way," said Sam.
Carly, Sam and Freddie take the elevator down to the kitchen, while Spencer was still in cased in plaster. In the kitchen Sam pulled out some Taco Shells and some Taco meat, Carly cooked it on the stove, Sam then packed as much Meat as she got into the shells, while Carly cut some tomatoes and Lettuce. Sam grabbed an Onion and peeled it. As Carly finished cutting the tomatoes, she picks up a packet of Taco sauce and makes it look like she cut her hand, Freddie almost drops the camera thinks that she was hurt. Same started to laugh, because Freddie stubbed his foot on the counter, he got mad and threw the role of paper towels at her. Carly mixed the Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions and Taco Sauce like Sam said and poured it on to the Tacos, Sam then added of Swiss cheese to the top.
"And that is how you make one of my Tacos," said Sam.
Carly put them on a plate to take upstairs, once back in the studio, Sam grabbed a Taco.
"Can I have one," asked Spencer?
"No," said Sam.
"Why not," asked Spencer?
"Because you're a piece of art," said Carly.
"And we don't want you messy when we paint," said Sam.
Carly opened a can of Baby Blue paint and started to splatter it on Spencer, Sam finished off her Taco then joined in after opening a can of Hot Pink paint.
"I think he needs a little Yellow," said Freddie.
"I think that's the first then Freddie has ever said that I agree with," said Sam.
Carly placed her paint covered hand on Sam's forehead.
"What was that for," asked Sam?
"I thought made you were sick," said Carly.
"Why," asked Sam?
"You just agreed with Freddie," said Carly.
"You're right I must be coming down with something," said Sam, as she throw some Paint a Carly, who ducked, so Freddie got hit. Carly smeared some all over Sam's Shirt, Sam then rubbed her hands all over Carly's head. Freddie put the camera on a tripod and joined in, and Spencer broke out of the Plaster only to get hit with pink and blue paint.
"Ok, that's all we have for now," said Carly.
"Oh, you don't get of that easy," said Sam as she poured the rest of the pink paint on Carly's head.
Freddie shut off the Camera and then they all went to clean up. Afterwards they checked the reviews that were coming in.
"Rich, Cincinnati, Oh: Carly you look good with Hot Pink Hair!"
"Kai, Seattle: Sam, your Tacos are the best."
"Miley, Malibu: I wish my older brother was as cool as yours is, but all he does is sit around and draws faces on his stomach, and pretends it can talk."
"Jen, LA: Carly, you have a cool brother, mine who cry if I did that to him."
"Jess, New York City: Carly, your Brother is HOT!!!"
"Gross," said Carly.
"What," asked Spencer?
"A girl in New York City thinks you're hot," said Sam.
"Really," said Spencer as he jumped up from the couch.
"Miley's brother sounds cool," said Sam.
"You would think that," said Freddie.
Sam chased Freddie out the door.
A/N: So what do you think of my first ICarly FanFic, Please Review and let me know!!!!!!! More Stories may be added later depending on the review I get from this one.