Warning!
Spoilers for FMA !
I don't own FMA!
This is a Edward x Envy / Edvy Yaoi!
My one and only chibi
My one and only palm tree
My one and only you
(This is my first fanfic so please be gentle with me!)
" What does that Colonel Bastard wants to do with me?" said Ed as he hurry off to Colonel Roy Mustang's office. Ed got a call from Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang assistant, that morning. Telling him that the Colonel wants to see him.
Edward Elric, the so-called Full Metal Alchemist. He is the youngest alchemist in the military and history in this country. His golden long hair tied into a braid, his eyes which has the same but brighter color of his hair, symbols his young and pride. In his age of 15, he should be a cheerful boy like the others but his automail left arm and right leg symbol that the boy has a hush past that is absolutely not fit to his age. He has a little brother, Alphonse Elric, who's soul is seal in a armor with a blood seal after the human translation. Alphonse is currently at Risempool, staying with their childhood friend and Ed's automail fixer, Winry Rockbell.
As Ed opens the door of the office,
" Yo Ed, Ohayo." said Havoc as he light the cigarette he is biting.
"Ohayo, is the Colonel Bastard in there?" Ed greeted Havoc back, as always, as he point to the door of Roy Mustang's office.
" Yeah, and he wants to see you,. You better go in or you will get it from Riza."
Yes Riza, the woman who always try her long blond hair into a bun, and will shoot you mercilessly if you did anything wrong. Hence she was call the hawk eye in the military as her aim of shooting never miss. Ed hurried off to the door and went in without knocking the door.
"Yo Colonel Bastard, what's up? If you want my report, I can tell you that I still need some time to finish it."
" Ah, isn't this my favorite Hagane (Full-metal)? I will appreciate if you will knock the door before coming in. And no, this isn't about your report. Your report should be due in three days ago isn't it?" said Roy Mustang. A handsome man who has a whole bunch of woman crazed over. The man in front of Ed sit comfortably on his leather-made chair as he puts a smile on his face.
" Yeah yeah sorry about that, so? What's up? You don't call me just to give me a lesson on when should I hand in my report?" said Ed as he sit down on the sofa in the office, crossing his legs as he look up to the so-he-called-Bastard in front of him.
" I have another mission for you. This time, it will be a different from your usual mission." said Roy, with a sly smile in his face
Ed shivered a little , doesn't like that smile very much.
" How different is a little different?" said Ed as he tried to cover up his suspicion.
" This time, Hagane , you will need to attend a ball with me." Roy said
" WHAT!? ATTEND A BALL WITH YOU!? IS THAT EVEN A MISSION!? IF YOU WANT A PARTNER JUST ASK ONE OF YOUR DATES TO GO WITH YOU! WHY ME?" Roy cover up his ears as Ed shouted. Wonder where that alchemist get so much energy from, and, does he even get his throat sore after shouting?
" Cool down Hagane. As I said, this is a mission and it will be a little different from the others. This time, we suspect one of the military high officer, General Macro, is related to the number of drug increase transport to Central. Tonight, he will be holding a ball as it's summer, the communicating season, and we have information pointing to him that he will be holding an underground biding ceremony, only those who are close to him or who he or his family like can go." Roy said after his ears recover from the damage it got.
" So? What does this have to do with going to the ball with you?" Ed said with a angry look on his face.
" So, you are coming with me to be my bodyguard and information collector. And if it's necessary, you will become the bait."
" WHAT? BECOMING THE BAIT? ARE YOU NUTS? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" Ed shout out the second time of the day.
" I said if necessary! And it's easily for you to collect information because you are the one who look the least suspicious among us! And if you are worrying about your clothing , don't worry, we will prepare it for you." Roy said as he cross his hands and explains to Ed.
" If I don't accept?"
" Then hand in the report now. Not only this report, your 16 other reports too."
" . . . . . . I think I'll accept."
" Good, please, Riza, bring Hagane to try out his clothes for tonight." said Roy as he signal Riza.
" This way, Edowado." Riza said as she bring Ed to another room with a smile on her face.
" Now, lets see how the clothes fits you, Hagane." said Roy after Riza and Ed have gone out.
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" WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN? COLONEL ROY MUSTANG BASTARD!"
" Hagane, I see the dress fits you very well. In fact, you look perfect in it!" Roy, who looked amazed about how Ed look after he changed.
" NOW I WANT YOU TO FUCKING TELL ME THAT WHY AM I WEARING THIS DRESS!"
Now, Ed, came into the office wearing a fluffy white long dress which touched the ground and red ribbons on his head , gloves and dress. A ribbon necklace around his neck. The dress perfectly cover up his automail. His silky blond hair let down on his shoulders, which made him looks adorable, and also made him look like a GIRL.
" Hagane, you are just so adorable Oh my godness You made me want to hug you --"
" GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DARN PERVERT!" Ed punch Roy as Roy open his hands and try to hug him.
" Ow . . . That hurts, Hagane. . ." Roy said as he touches his punched side of his face. "Oh no! What if it swollen? My face will be damaged! Get me some ice Riza!"
" Taisan . . . Would you please don't tease Edward? He made a big sacrifice for wearing this kind of dress you know. And here is your ice. You better stop talking too or your face will get worse." said Riza as she hand over the ice pack. " Please let me do the explanation for you, Taisan." seeing Roy nod his head, Riza turn to Ed and said, " Look Ed, I know it's hard for you to accept it, but we really need your help. You are wearing this because we wanted to make you less suspicious, and people won't recognize you as the Full Metal Alchemist when investigating. So please bear with it for today, after we conform that these information are true. Please, Edward."
" . . . I guess I have no choice huh?" Ed said after a while of silence.
Riza's eye shine when Ed agrees, surprised that he will agree, she turn to Roy and nod her head.
"Gla you ari it, Han-are."
" Err Taisan? I don't understand your words." Ed said with a confused look on his face.
" I think he mean ' Glad you agree it, Hagane.'." Roy nod to Riza, agreeing to her.
" Err okay . . . So if I go, you will excuse my 17 reports right?" Ed ask the last time.
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At the other side, Envy, the only homunculus who can shape shift, was currently, BORED.
" Envy, we have a new person to met." Lust appear out of nowhere along with Gluttony, as always, came to inform Envy about their new job.
" Again? We have that much of the red stone? Wonder why. . .Every time we gave out red stone and every time we must , no, Imust do the cleaning for you after things failed." Envy yawn and lay on the tree branch which he is on.
" Why? Don't you always enjoy that?" Lust say as she can't help but snigger on the homunculus behavior.
" Neh, I'm sick of killing those pathetic humans and cleaning up for them. And where are we going this time?" Envy can't help but feel pissed off by the other homunculus speech.
"To someone call Marco, he's a General of the military." Lust said as she brush her hair.
" Can I eat him? Can I ? Can I? Lust?" Gluttony ask as he sucks his finger. Lust was a beautiful women with a alluring looks. If she was any normal humans, she will definitely have a lot of guys falling on her. While Gluttony was a huge size man with surprising appetites that he could never be full. Gluttony behaves like a boy instead of a man as he always do childish action asking if he can eat this or that as long as it looks edible to him. Gluttony always sticks to Lust no matter where she goes, and see Lust as his Elder sister.
" No Gluttony, you can't eat him. So what do you say? Envy?" Lust ask again.
" Yeah yeah, so? What are we gonna do this time?" Envy said in a lazy tone.
" Tonight, we are attending the ball he made. And we will talk to him that night. I think he is somehow making contact with those drug sellers anyway." Lust said as she lead Envy to their so called 'Father'.
" Oh Envy, You are going to attend the ball too." said Lust.
" WHAT!? Why am I attending those silly balls by human and even dance with them?" Envy complains.
" Envy! You are not going to dance anyway! Just bear it until we met the person!" Lust shouted back.
Envy can't do anything back follow his 'sister' instruction.
" Oh and, please dress up nicely."
" Oh man!" Envy sighed.
THAT NIGHT
In the car --
" Colonel Bastard, I come here, you excuse my 17 reports including this one, right? Equal value trade. Remember!" said Ed as he tugged Roy's shirt.
" Yes, I got it. Luckily my face is back to normal, or we are in trouble, I can't show anyone my damaged face! Anyway, Hagane, no, calling you 'Hagane' will expose you. We should give you a new name for now. What should we call you? Christina? Evangeline? Christlebell?" Roy started to suggest out names he could thought of.
" Taisan, you should think of a more simple name." said Riza from the front seat as she turn behind, " Ed . . . What about 'Alice'? We can change it to 'Alice' if we call Ed by his name, what do you think? Ed?"
" Fine, since it's easier to call and remember. I sort of felt fortunate that Alphonse is not here, wonder why is he staying at Resempool . . . Hey Havoc, how much longer till we got there?" Ed can't help but ask Havoc, who was driving the car for them, about how long until they arrive at their destination.
Havoc, still with a cigarette in his mouth, replied, " We'll almost there boss! Oops, I mean "Miss Alice", ha ha ha!" everyone can't help but chuckled on the word " Miss Alice".
" Havoc, if you don't wipe that smirk on your face, I WILL WIPE IT OFF FOR YOU!" Ed shouted out furiously, not to mention how hurt the others ears was by his shout. Knowing that Ed will continue to damage their ears if he don't stop teasing him, Havoc stopped laughing and focus his attention on his driving.
" Ed . . . Alice, I don't think a girl like you should shout you know. Especially, for a girl who is as cute as you !" Roy teases the blond hair 'girl' beside him, and add, " Oh Alice, you will be acting as my niece from now on. So you are Alice Mustang, got it?"
" I heard you, Uncle Roy!" Ed chuckled as Roy's face changed. I know that he don't like to be call old.Ed smirk to himself.
" Erhem, and Riza, tonight, you look gorgeous." said Roy as he tried to change his subject. Riza was wearing a long tail-style dress make from silk which is purple in color. A V-shaped collar and shelve-less. She let down her usually tight bun hair and her long smooth hair lay on her naked back, covering up most of them. She has a scarf which she use it to cover her bare shoulders, help to reduce the cold of the night. With just a little make-ups, she look definitely dashing.
" Why thank you, Taisan. I am very honored to be praised by you." unlike other girls, Riza won't fall into Roy's sweettalk, which made Roy felt more . . . Challenged.
" Yosha!We are here Colonel!" Havoc stopped the car and point to the huge mansion in front of them.
" Now, shall we?" as Roy, Riza and Ed walk towards the mansion gate.
" Your invitation please?" Roy hand over the invitation to the man. The man took over the invitation and started checking on his long list. " Roy Mustang . . .Yes, Colonel Roy Mustang, welcome! Please come in."
As they walked into the hall, they attracted a lot of attention . It wasn't strange, A handsome guy, a beautiful lady, and a 'girl' who simply look adorable.
" Ah Colonel Roy Mustang! Good to see you here! I thought you are not coming." a man with brown curled short hair and a mustaches with the same color, wearing a badge on his suit. The man who was huge in size walk towards them. Judging by his greeting and forced smile towards Roy, that person is General Marco.
" Why General Marco! You invited me. It will be a pity if I didn't come." said Roy as he shakes his hand with General Marco as he puts a smile on his face almost immediately.
" Oh yes, how silly of me. And these two are . . .?"General Marco ask as he finally took notice of the two behind Roy.
" Let me introduce to you, my secretary, Riza Hawkeye, and my niece, Alice Mustang." as Roy move his body to the side to let General Marco get a clear view of them.
" Hello General Marco, it's a pleasure to met you." Riza said as she shake her hand with the man in front of her.
" A very good night to you, General Marco." Ed said as he lifts up his dress a little and greet him as he bowed his head a little down.
" Oh my, never know that you have such a beautiful niece, Colonel Roy Mustang." General Marco said in surprise as he saw Ed as beautiful as a living doll.
" Yes I know. I'm a very fortunate man to have a niece as cute as her." Roy said as he get close to Ed, apparently, he place his hand on Ed's waist and you can see Ed getting pissed off.
"Oh is that so? Dear Uncle Roy, it's the first time I heard you praising me in front of the others. I'm so happy!" said Ed as he step on Roy's feet, they can't see it as Ed long dress covered up his feet. He could hear the other man moan in pain softly as he shift his hand away from his waist.
" Let's have a chat, General Marcus . . ." as Roy walk towards General Marcus distracting him, Riza hint Ed with a blink and made Ed remember his mission.
" General Marcus, if you will excuse me. . ." Ed said to General Marcus.
" Oh sure, go and have fun in the ball, Miss Alice, please enjoy." General noticed what the blond kid wants to say and simply invite 'her' to go around as he have a little chat with his worst enemy in front of him, who knows his little secrets. . .
Ed slowly went through the crowd to get to the table to grab a drink, not letting go of any conversation on General Marcus and those drug affairs.
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Envy can't help but felt bored at the party. Envy wore a green swallow-tail suit made from fine cloth. The suit fits his prefer form so he didn't bother to change it. He tie his emerald green hair into a low pony tail. As he stands at the second floor of the hall, behind him was a large window opened which showed the nights glittering stars and the peaceful looking Full moon. His violet eyes were caught by a certain blond hair girl in a white fluffy long dress and red ribbons. When he got a closer look on that girl, he almost shout out as his eyes went wider, " Isn't that the Hagane no O'chibi? Why is he here? And in such a . . ." Envy can't help but blush upon seeing Ed in that adorable form. " Wait, why am I even blushing over a merely human like him!? Wait, maybe that's not Hagane at all . . . I should go take a closer look. . . "
Envy changed his form into a kind looking old lady but dresses in a dress in the most modest among the peoples. As 'she' walk towards Ed, she asked him, "Oh my little missy. You are the most adorable looking among the other young lady! May I know your name and the person who brought you here?"
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Ed can't believe that he had such bad luck. He can't even get any information, and now his legs hurts like hell. Ouch ! My legs! Darn high heels, why is this necessary if the dress can cover up the shoes? At least it made me higher . . . "Oh my little missy. You are the most adorable looking among the other young lady! May I know your name and the person who brought you here?" now what? A old hag came across and greeted him. Ed forced himself to smile at her and answered the question. " My name is Alice Mustang and it's my Uncle, Roy Mustang who brought me here tonight. I'm very honored to be praised by you." as Ed bowed his head a little to greet her and lift up his dress slightly.
" Oh, would you mind if I call you by your name?" Envy ask the blond in front of 'her' who just bowed and greeted 'her'. Roy Mustang huh? This is definitely Hagane.
" Sure . . . I mean, yes, you may. Feel free to call me by my name." Ed don't like it. REALLY don't like the lady in front of him. The lady in front of him just gave him a feel that he will only felt when facing towards a certain homunculus.
So the chibi is not good at greetings huh? And he is trying to avoid me. Did he realize who am I ? Or just avoiding me by senses? Envy thought as he noticed some unusual looks of the blond in front of him. He looks like he is in pain. Envy can't help but asked " Alice, are you hurt? You look like you are in pain."
The chibi looks shocked. Envy thought as he look Ed's stunned face.
This old hag sure is sharp. Ed can feel his legs are restless and really want to take a sit. For the first time, he felt fortunate as his left leg is automail.Ed forced a smile on his face and said, " Thanks for your care but I'm really fine. Sorry if you will excuse me . . ." Ed greeted the old lady in front of him before walking towards the garden. He felt that the old lady he just have conversation with is dangerous.
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" Aw . . .The chibi just so adorable greeting like that. And look, how fast he walks away. Avoiding me. . . Wait, why am I getting excited over him!? And why did I think that he is adorable?" Envy whisper to himself after the blond have left. The music begins to play and the peoples started to dance. Envy reject the invitation of dancing with a gentleman and walk towards the garden. At the garden, Envy double check that no one was looking, and he changed back to his prefer form. As Envy look around, he is shocked to see Ed sitting on the bench in front of the fountain, with one of his shoes on the grass. What is that chibi doing?
Just then, his violet eyes sharply caught that someone was behind the bush behind Ed.
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" Owie . . . My legs hurt, stupid high heels . . ." Ed murmured as he massage his right foot a little. After the massaging, he felt a lot better and wear the high heel shoe he left on the grass land back. Ed can't help but sigh as he wonder that is he helping actually. He didn't get any information and there is absolutely no suspicious about General Marcus. " This sure is the toughest mission, I need to wear this kind of fluffy dress and these darn shoes. And these stupid ribbons . . ." Ed began to play with the ribbons around his neck.. Suddenly, a hand cover his mouth using a cloth and the cloth gives out a sweet smell. I feel . . .Dizzy. And Ed's world turn to pitch black.
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" Huh? Where am I? Everything is a pitch black. . .My eyes are masked. My hands are at my back, I can't move at all. Looks like I'm being tied up. If I ever caught the fucking bastard who did this to me, I will make him so fucking died." Ed woke up, finding himself in a totally darkness.
" Ladies and gentleman, welcome! In this underground biding, we shall bring you the rarest object that you won't be seeing everyday! Lets start with object no.1." A underground biding? So, I had become the biding object huh? Ed thought. He felt that he was being moved to a brighter place. He heard the voice say, " Now, for object no.1, a simply living doll with golden hair and golden eyes that simply shines like the sun. Please have a look of it. You can use it as a pet or a decoration or we will sell her separately according to your likes." Ed felt that the thing that was masking his eyes were gone. As he opens his eyes slowly, he heard astonishing sounds coming from peoples. Ed was in a cage as he was placed on stage, like an object.
" The biding will start from 10000!" Numerals amount of money will called out. Ed sits at there silently as he draw a alchemy circle on the ropes that are tying him using some chalk that he found left on the floor. When he completes the circle, he activates the circle and blue lights appeared.
" Huh?" " What's going on?" " You are an alchemist!?" as Ed clapped his hands and placed his hands on the cage, the cage bar bend and left an opening that is big enough for him to go through.
" I will teach you, bastard. For messing with me!" Ed said as he began to jump of the stage, clapped his hands again, and transulate a spear from the ground. Ed was lucky that no one was carrying guns as he finish off the guards there. The participants all ran out from the exit, escaping, leaving Ed and the peoples who had knocked off by Ed there. He went towards the man who was in charge of this and hold up his collar. "Now, tell me where did you put all those reports on the underground biding and the drug affairs."
Ed threaten the man by placing the spear at his neck.
" How . . .How did you know that we have been behind this for the drug affairs!? Who . . . Who are you?" the man was shaking uncontrolled as Ed threaten him with the sharp spear.
" You don't have to know my name. You are even not fit to know, doing this kind of inhuman thing. So? Do you want to tell me where you hide the report or die?" Ed ask as he is not very patient.
" No! Please, no! Spare my life! The reports are in the office at there! Please, don't kill me!" the man said as he point to the door just at the left side of them.
" Good. Now you should just stay here and wait for the military man to come." said Ed as he clap his hands again and the man was tie up.
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Ed started to open up drawer of the table in the office, and he finally found the report he wants. He go through the report just to make sure he got the right thing, " Great, this is just what I need. Mission accomplished. Now I bet Taisan will be speechless about this. And how dare him made me been kidnapped? I will make him pay for this . . ."
" Ara ara, isn't this our Hagane no chibi san, making a mess in the room."
Ed turn around, and saw the person he won't like to see the most. Envy. " Envy . . . What are you doing here!?"
" Aw, I should be asking you that, Sneaking around here dressing in such a . . . Cute form. isn't it? Chibi-chan!" Envy look at the blond in front of him, teases the blond in front of him. " Or should I call you . . . Alice?" Envy chuckled as he see the blond blushed deep red.
" Wait. . . Wait! How did you even know that name? I only told my name to that Marcus and that old lady . . . Wait, you are that old hag!?" Ed was surprised that the old lady he met at the ball was actually Envy.
" Ow . . . You call me an old hag when I'm looking so good. But you sure are sweet back there, Hagane." Envy chuckled at the blonde's reaction, which made the blond more adorable.
"I . . .I . . ." " What's up, chibi? Can't talk back? Or you are agreeing with me?" as Envy walk towards Ed. Ed walk backwards until he knocked the wall. Shit, I'm in the dead end!
" So? Hagane?" Envy said as he pinned Ed on the wall.
" Wh . . What? Hey! Let . . . Let me go!" Ed tried to escape Envy's grip, but Envy's grip is so strong that he could not get off. " So? How does it feel to be capture again? Well, I'm not going to sell you of course . . . How could I when you are so adorable?" Envy's grin became wider when the blond in front him tried to escape his grip.
" What? You know I was capture and being place as a biding object?! Just what is your relationship with that Marco?!" Ed cried out in surprise, never thought that that homunculus know so much things.
" Yeah, I saw it all. You being kidnap and too bad, duty call, Lust ask me to go in before I can be a hero and rescue you. We are going to cooperate with that Marco guy but you came and ruined things up. We don't really care as we haven't even start cooperating. And "Wheet!", who could thought that a adorable 'girl' like you could beat all these guys up!" Envy said in a playful tone as he see the chibi in front of him blushes more and more.
" And what are you doing now?! Hanaste!" Ed struggle more but Envy's grip only becomes stronger when he did that.
" My, I answered almost all your question. You should answer mine instead for now. So, why are you dressing up like this and what are you doing with those reports?"
" Why should I tell you! You bastard!"
" Equal value trade, Hagane, that is what you alchemist always said isn't it? So split it up already."
" . . ."
" What's up? Chibi?"
" . . . I don't wanna say . . ."
" Why? I won't laugh at you."
" You sure?"
" Yeah, so just split it up already."
" IcameheresoIcanbeexcuseallmyunhandedin17reportsasanexchange."
" Say what? I can't understand."
" I SAID I CAME HERE SO I CAN BE EXCUSE ALL MY UNHANDED IN 17 REPORT AS AN EXCHANGE! YOU HEARD ME NOW?" Ed shout at Envy's ears, making Envy been stun by his voice.
" What? Ha-ha! You skipped that much work? I . . . can't believe it! Chibi! Hahaha!" Envy laugh until he let go of Ed.
" WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIBI THAT IS SO SMALL AND ADORABLE LIKE A DOLL!"
" Wow, you are as Kawaii as a doll!"
" YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH! And . . .mmnpht!" Ed voice was cut when Envy kissed him.
Ed tried to push him away but Envy just put his hand at Ed wrist, pulling Ed closer to himself as he deepen the kiss. " Hn . . ." Ed can't help but moan as Envy's skillful tongue touches his sensitive one. Envy deepen it more when he heard Ed moan. Feeling that Ed stop struggling, he pull Ed to himself more and kiss him as if there is no tomorrow. Envy stop the kiss when he found the chibi in his arm needs the thing call 'oxygen'.
" Ha . . . You . . You . . ." " I what?" " You just . . ." " Just kissed you?"
Ed blushes and his face became as red as tomato. " Hey chibi, don't tell me that is your first kiss?"
" Darn you! It is!" " Huh?!" Envy was surprise. This was the first time that he took anyone's first kiss.
" I say it is my first one!" Ed's eyes started to get watery, tears started to drop when he finished his words.
" A? Wai . . . Wait! Chibi chan, don't cry!" Envy don't know what to do when he saw Ed started crying.
" Hun . . . Wah. . . .wah . . .Hun . . . sniff, who's crying!" Ed wiped away his tears but it just won't stop.
Envy just think that this chibi, is too cute for the first time. But he is scared of peoples who are crying. For the first time, he think that the chibi who was sobbing in his arms and denying that he was crying was so cute that he wanted to held him forever. Envy don't know what to do but he just kiss the chibi tears away, which seems to calm him down a bit. " Yes, yes. You are not crying." " sniff I told you!" Envy want to move away from Ed to let him to have time to be alone but he found that the chibi grab on his shirt, lowering his face. Envy was shock, but he felt somehow happy when the chibi did this. So instead of moving Ed's hand way from his shirt, Envy hug the chibi tighter and he can felt the chibi in his arms lean on his chest, still sniffing.
" Now Ed, how did you feel?" Envy said as he hug the chibi with one hand, using another hand playing with the chibi's ribbon on his hair.
" My leg . . ." " Your leg?" Envy said in surprise. As he carry Ed in a bridal style and he could heard the chibi cried in surprise. As Envy place Ed down on a chair, he squat down and removed Ed's right shoes. " It's swollen. I think you sprained your ankle." Envy started to rub Ed's injured ankle.
" Arigato . . ." Envy look up the chibi, who was blushing. Envy smile as he continue to rub the part. After a while, he said " Ne, chibi, try walking now without your shoes." as Envy help Ed to get up, Ed can feel that his ankle amazingly healed after Envy's treatment.
" Say, chibi," Ed look up to Envy beside him. " Why don't you become my coinel to repay me?"
" Wh . . .What?" Ed ask, as he was confused that the homunculus suddenly said out something like this.
" I said, why won't you become my lover?"
" Why me?"
" Because, number one, you are cute and I can't let this good chance go again or I will need to met a guy like you in another hundred years. Number two, I must be responsible for taking your first kiss isn't it, O' chibi chan? Envy blink to Ed.
" You . . . You are joking right?" Ed ask as he wait for the homunculus to react, telling him that it's a joke.
" No, I'm very serious." Envy said with a serious look on his face.
" . . . Alright." Ed said, in a voice that are as small as a mouse squeaking.
" Really!?"
" Yeah . . .Mmpht?!" Envy kissed Ed again with joy and the kiss was more gentle compare to the first kiss between them. Kissing about a half minute, Envy let go of Ed and jump around, shouting out in joy. For the first time, this is Ed which he seen that the homunculus who was a mighty and always mocking about how weak are the humans jumping around like a child. Ed can't help but laugh at the homunculus action. But the sound of the army coming interrupted them, Envy stole a kiss from Ed before he disappears into the darkness saying, " We'll met again." Ed was shock for a moment but pick his senses back after a few seconds as he started to collect the papers which are scattered on the ground. When Ed gathered all the papers, Roy just came in asking " Full Metal, are you alright?". Ed gave Roy a direct kick when Roy came in beating him up as he was shouting " How could I be alright? I have been fucking kidnapped and become a biding object which almost got sell off, you took so long time to find me?! You incompetence!".
In the end, Roy has been beaten up so badly that he can't even stand up. So Ed just step over him and hand the evidence to Riza.
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yuki-nekolin: I know it sucks but please review! It's my first one after all. Envy is so out of character . . . Ed too. And I sucks . . .