A/N This is something that happened one day when I went swimming with my friends, and my mom came...obviously she doesn't know what my shoe's look like...Anyways, I thought it was funny enough to put on here, soooooo...ya...
Disclaimer: I don't own Edward, Alice, Jasper, Bella, Emmett or Rosalie, but I own my shoes! Yay!! They're PUMA'S!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! Anywho...
Edward had finally agreed to letting me go swimming, so Alice, Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie and I headed down to the local pool. I was just unpacking my stuff to put it into my locker, when Alice walked over with a pair of shoes.
"Bella, did you forget your shoes?" she asked me with an exasperated tone, holding up a pair of shoes the same colour as mine.
"Um, no. They're in my locker..." I pointed toward my bag, where you could see my shoes poking out.
"Well, then who's shoes are these?" Alice demanded, waving them in my face.
"I don't know..." I told her. Her confident expression slowly melted off of her face, making room for embarrassment to take over.
Quickly, Alice went to put them back on the shoe rack at the door. Rosalie and I started madly laughing and Alice went into a huff.
"They look like your shoes! How was I supposed to know?" Alice said in a rush, trying to look like she didn't care.
"Alice, I have Puma's. Those aren't Puma's! How could you forget something as important as that?!?" And to think she was the shopaholic.
Instead of answering, she marched off to the pool to see Jasper. Rosalie burst into giggles, quickly followed by me. A few minutes later, when we could walk, we followed Alice into the pool.
It got late, so we decided it was time to head home. I waited beside Edward's Volvo, while the rest of them talked about which car to ride in. Alice ended up coming with us. She was still a bit embarrassed by the whole shoe thing, but now she was laughing about it.
After having a long conversation with Edward and Alice about our hobbies, Edward declared that there were too many to say.
"Well," Alice started to say, "there are a lot of hobbies out there. Some people like to shop, some people like to steal shoes..." Alice and I burst out laughing, and Edward looked at us with big eyes.
"You steal shoes?!?" He exclaimed, but that just made us laugh more.
A/N Ya, that made us laugh for a while. Anyways, review if you think it was funny! And if you didn't, then I guess you don't have to. I was originally add this on to my note-passing story, but I decided to make it a oneshot instead...