One night Big Mello was in bed with Teeny-Weeny Near, him in his Banana PJ's cradling a "Yellow Mellow" slushy and Near with his care bear nightie loosely around him, when Big Mello's BIG phone went off.
"Strange" Teeny-weeny Near squeaked, "I didn't know you had friends except Matt?"
Big Mello grunted and shifted round in his too tight PJ's. He looked at the screen to his BIG BIG touch phone. It said Wrinkly Ryuk was calling, with a picture of an 80 year old person with grey hair in a bun, who was cradling an apple with too much make-up on. He answered the call.
"What?" Mello Grunted heard no answer, then burst out crying, "What do you want, do you really want to ruin my life. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP. Why is everyone out to get me! Go away, leave me alone, PLEASE…WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Teeny-weeny Near came and rushed to his side,
"There There, your beautiful enough" He climbed onto his shoulders to pat his head and dived off to avoid a river falling onto his head.
Mello ripped open a chocolate bar and scoffed it down his throat.
"What did he say" Big Mello heard a teeny-weeny voice from under the sheets.
"He said nothing, I heard talking in the background, he was silently mocking me, it wasn't fair, I could see his face, laughing…silently"
"How could you see-?"
"I imagined what his face was like, MAN YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE" Big Mello flicked Teeny-weeny Near away and he flew out the window.
He heard a groan from outside the room.
Big Mello looked out the window and found Near lying on the ground next to some daises.
"" Mello shouted as he ran out the room and down the stairs, stopping to put some Big Bacon into the microwave for when he came back. He reached for the teeny-weeny slippers and pulled on his BIG jogging pants, which were MASSIVE, but not big enough for Big Mello. So he ran outside with them dangling from his ankles.
"Near, are you okay? Near, Neary-poops, speak to me, my little man"
He heard a little groan from the small character on his arm.
"Cheese puffs I'll get you cheese puffs!!" Big Mello cried, and he ran before getting a packet and throwing them, in a rush at Teeny-weeny Near, who was just getting up and instantly got knocked down again.
"Oh Teeny-weeny Near" He wept on him. Near opened his eyes and looked back at the puzzle Big Mello had also taken out.
"Mut hur Ite Jand in!" Near muttered.
"What?"
"MUT HUR ITE JAND IN!"
"What?"
Near gulped,
"Put your right hand in!" So they spent the rest of the time on the BIG BIG puzzle in the garden, all together happily, Big Bacon in one hand, a puzzle piece in the other.