Not nearly as good as my other stories. Mostly crack and first time gibberish. The song is Hot Mess by Cobra Starship.
Hey quick question. For songfics, I know you can either break up the song during the fic or put all the lyrics at the end. The question is which format do you prefer?
Stefan is bored. He's been sitting here all day inside in the air conditioned house because even if he is a vampire, it's still obscenely hot outside and he is not braving the heat for anything or anyone. Not even Elena. So he's lying on the couch, shirt off, listening to the radio and wondering where Damon is, when he hears it. The song that describes Damon perfectly. And despite himself, Stefan makes sure no one can see in and he starts dancing and singing.
You were a problem child
Been grounded your whole life
So now you running wild
Playing with them good girls
No that ain't your style
You think you're hot shit
Oooh, I love it, I love it
Yeah, yeah
Stumbling but yeah, you're still looking hella fine
Keep doing what you're doing and I'ma make you mine
"Stefan, what are you doing?" Damon's lounging in the doorway, amused at his brother's antics.
"Relaxing." Stefan smiles and continues singing along.
Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
"You have no idea what you're getting into, Stefan." Damon licks his lips as Stefan's hips sway in time to the beat.
You got me hypnotized
The city's your playground,
I watch you take a bite
At 5am roaming in the streets
Drunk all night
Stefan sings along softly to all the words and when Damon moves forward, he turns and runs, calling taunts over his shoulder. He hasn't enjoyed himself this much since that night in the bar he spent just playing games with Damon.
The vampires chase each other around the house as the music continues to blare.
You think you're hot shit
Oooh, I love it, I love it
Yeah, yeah
Stumbling but yeah, you're still looking hella fine
Keep doing what you're doing and I'ma make you mine
Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn, let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
If you're dancing up on tables
You go you go, you got it girl
Say that you're unstable
You go coco, you got it girl
Dancing up on tables
Say that you're unstable
You're a haha haha ha yeah you're a hot mess
Haha haha ha we're singing hell yes
Damon finally tackles his brother, sending them both crashing to the ground. Stefan's laughing, but the lyrics ring out one more time and the laughter stops.
Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
Stefan's eyes are looking up at Damon, wide and bright, and Damon's done messing around. He kisses Stefan, pressing his brother into the floor, rolling his hips down to coax out a moan.
You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes (hell yes)
Hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes (hell yes)
Hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
The song fades out and is replaced with a softer one; Damon manages to pull away from Stefan's lips and smiles.
"Did innocent little Stefan just seduce me?" He's smirking and at any other time, Stefan would be irritated but now he couldn't care less.
"Hey, Damon?" A tilt of his brother's head lets Stefan know he's listening. "You really are a hot mess."