Tales told Loud!
By: Shadow Lord
Even from outside the Loud house the cries of an infant were prudent. "Hey there!" Lincoln Loud greeted, "you'll have to excuse the noise, Lily's been crying since this afternoon, and we've literally tried everything to calm her down! Woah, I just sounded like Lori, Anyway; she's not wet, hungry, smelly, hurt, sick, or gassy she's just sad, so we've been trying to cheer her up but not even the Wolf song worked."
"Alright, that's it!" Came the annoyed voice of oldest sibling Lori Loud, "I'm calling an emergency siblings meeting!"
"Looks like Lori's decided it's time to get serious," Lincoln noted. Soon all Loud siblings (minus Lily) were gathered in Leni and Lori's room. "Okay," Lincoln took charge "Let's all agree and remember; we love Lilly."
The nine present Loud sisters all nodded or made sounds of agreement, "But," Lynn intercepted, "we're all ready to tear out hair out!"
"I'm so annoyed I've been doing that to Lola's dolls." Six-year-old Lana noted.
"You what?" Demanded Lana's twin, Lola.
"Lola," Lori spoke, "one problem at a time."
Lola pouted but didn't protest. "It grows back," Lana noted.
"No, it doesn't!" Lola shouted.
"Order!" Lori declared slamming her gabble (really a shoe) down.
"Now," Lincoln continued, "we have to figure out why Lily's so sad."
"You know," Lisa noted, "I did notice mom and dad didn't wake Lily from her nap at three to watch her favorite show."
"Well, there we go," said Lori, "we just give her an episode of her favorite show, and she'll calm down," Lori got out her trusty phone, "what's it called Lisa?"
"Fairytale Theater," answered Lisa.
Lori quickly did a web search "well no wonder mom and dad didn't wake her up for it 'Fairytale Theater canceled.' something about the voice actors going into the movies," the young woman noted.
"Great, now what?" Luan inquired, "we have to answer Lily's cry, get it?"
The usual groan admitted from the Loud siblings, "I suggest earplugs," Lucy said in her monotone voice.
"Or maybe we should get something to plug our ears," added Leni.
"No way," Lincoln declared, "I'm not giving up until Lily is her usual happy self!"
"Amen little bro!" agreed Luna.
"Hey Lana," Lola spoke, "remember when we used to watch that show?"
"You bet," Lana noted, "my favorite was the big bad wolf, 'and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'" Lana blew into Lola's face for emphasis.
"How about a mint?" Lola inquired.
"Guys," Lincoln cheerfully noted, "that's it! We can act out the stories for Lily! Leni can make costumes, Lucy and Lisa can do special effects, Lynn, Lana, and I can make the props, we can make a stage like the one we did for Aunt Ruth's, and we can all be the actors!"
"That's literally a great idea Lincoln," Lori complimented.
"And it sounds like fun!" Lola added.
Soon everyone was in agreement, and the Loud siblings went to work deciding what Fairytales to feature. They worked into the night preparing everything before going to bed.
The next morning Rita and Lynn Sr. found Lincoln outside their door when they woke up (having finally got Lily to sleep only hours ago). "Here yee, here yee," Lincoln announced holding up a piece of paper, "Sir Lynn Sr. and the Ladies Rita and Lily are requested at the presence of the Loud living room for the holding of a performance by the Loud House players!"
"What's this about son?" Inquired Lynn Sr.
"Just come to the living room at noon and bring Lily, we're going to cheer her up."