It was a cool Saturday night in the universe C-139, and Jerry is sitting on the couch in his apartment, playing his weird balloon popping iPad game, when suddenly, he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and opens the door, surprised to see Rick Sanchez at his door.
"Rick?" asked Jerry, "What, do you want to call me an idiot again?" Rick responded, "No, Jerry. I came here because I wanted to tell you something. Can I come in?" "Can't it wait? I'm going to beat my high score!" Exclaimed Jerry. "High scores don't matter in the long run. It's just like a dead horse. It'll get beaten and beaten over and over again until everyone gets sick of it. Listen Jerry," Says Rick, as he forces himself into the two-room apartment. "I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I've decided to tell you. This isn't going to be easy, but….
"But what?" Asked Jerry in a slightly disturbed manner. Rick went rambling about how the universe is just as tiny and insignificant as an anthill. He kept talking about ants. It was weird. "And so, Jerry, I want to tell you that I love you." Jerry was really shocked, and looked as if he was going to puke. "Jerry, come on. Don't look at me that way. I only masked my love for you to try and convince myself that I love the holy Szechuan sauce more. "Rick?" asked Jerry. "How long have you…. Felt this way?"
"Well, gee, Jerry. The first time I met you, I guess. I know it's stupid, but I've waited for you and Beth to get divorced for a long time. " Jerry finally understood. "Rick?" "Yeah, Jerry?" "I think I love you too." They both leaned in to start kissing, until Jerry was decapitated by a stray laser beam. Rick looked to the right to see the OG Rick and Morty (C-137) Standing right before him. "What the hell?!" exclaimed Gay Rick. "I did that so you can live the rest of your life with your sick desires." Gay Rick sat for a minute. "What, so are you homophobic or something?!" "No, of course not," said OG Rick, "I'm fine with gay people. But if a Rick likes a Jerry, that's a problem." Rick and Morty start to go through the green portal back to the universe C-137. "You see, Morty? The universe has a sick sense of humor. You've just gotta learn how to dip a Chicken McNugget.