Disclaimer: I think it would be obvious, but I don't own the rights to the Stargate franchise. Doh!
This exercise was inspired by an Atlantis thread I saw on imdb. I thought it would be fun to do for SG-1, so here it is! If I can think of any more, they will be posted in new chapters. Also, feel free to email or PM me with ideas of your own! They will be credited to the first person who submits them (provided you leave your name with your idea). All seasons are fair game.
Have fun!
:-)
Things I'm no longer allowed to do at the SGC:
Play hide and seek with the Ascended Daniel (it's no fun, anyway).
Put on the holograph projector of General Hammond and get everyone to do the Macarena.
Put on the holograph projector of Daniel and get everyone to do the chicken dance.
Put on the holograph projector of Jack and get everyone to do the hokey pokey.
Make a holograph projector of myself and put it on Teal'c's back as he walks past.
Go to Area 51 again.
Call Thor and tell him, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi – you're my only hope."
Bring an extra shoe to show him how the other footwear falls.
Ask Thor when the last time was he went on a date.
Contact the Asgard again.
Yell, "He's dead, Jim!" while helping out in the infirmary.
Play with the defibrillator paddles.
Whisper to any sick or injured personnel that I can get them a good deal on a symbiote.
Go into the infirmary.
Make lightsaber noises when handling a staff weapon.
Shoot annoying people with a zat – just once!
Convince the newbies that being hit with a zat tickles, then ask them if they want to see…
Go into the armory.
Play "made you look" jokes on Teal'c.
Play "keep away" with Teal'c's tritonin.
Walk up behind Teal'c and yell, "Cree!"
Ask Teal'c what brand of eye shadow he prefers.
Go within 20 feet of Teal'c (Dr. Frasier's suggestion – since I'm still banned from the infirmary).
Switch Daniel's coffee to decaf.
Ask my nephew to write something in chicken scratch and take it to Daniel for translation.
Hide Daniel's glasses on top of the stargate. (How was I supposed to know the vibrations would shake them off? Or that they'd fall into the vortex?)
Go within 20 feet of Daniel.
Follow Carter around asking, "Why?" after everything she says.
Follow Carter around making funny faces behind her back while mouthing, "Blah, blah, blah."
Follow Carter and stare at her butt. If she asks why, say, "I'm waiting for an idea to come out."
Piss off Major Carter. (Does putting steak on a black eye really help?)
Follow Colonel O'Neill and ask if he's seen how hot Carter is today.
Get O'Neill's cabin address from the personnel files and stock the lake with real fish!
Record a bunch of techno-babble from Carter and play it in his quarters when he's sleeping.
Steal his P90 when he isn't looking.
Replace all his MREs with Fruit Loops.
Go near Colonel O'Neill or touch anything that belongs to him. (Those training guns hurt!)
Ride my bike through the SGC (I figured it would be fine – the Colonel did it!).
Play golf through an open wormhole (see above).
Ask Sergeant Siler just what exactly he uses that HUGE wrench for!
Get a voice modifier from the training supplies and walk around all day sounding like a Goa'uld!
Put some fan fiction in the SGC library for Jonas to stumble across.
Walk around shouting, "Urgo, don't you ever shut up?!"
Steal all the Jell-O from the commissary.
Enter Cheyenne Mountain again. Who would've thought Jell-O was so important?!
So, got any more? ;-)