It's Always Sunny in Konoha
A/N: I'm taking a break from my other story. I kind of hit a wall so I decided to write this one. The story is based off one of my favorite shows, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Anyone who is familiar with the show should know how great it is.
Disclaimer: I don't Naruto.
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Naruto and Sasuke where sitting at the ramen shop contemplating the problem that was plaguing them for weeks, they had no money and they were no missions for them to take part of. With peace sustained in every country, ninjas have been working half as much as they used too.
"Damn it Naruto can you at least come up with a suggestion for one second. I know you're hungry but if we don't come up with some money we're screwed" Sasuke was at his last end, without missions he was on a budget that started since last month. Sasuke was too proud to do normal work like the regular citizens and Naruto only wanted to do work that involved using his ninja skills.
"Well there has to be some mission that will come up soon we been doing nothing for weeks." Naruto then resumed eating his ramen, since at the time that was the only thing that interested him. "We need money fast and I refused to go to desperate measures." Sasuke put both of his elbows on the counter and rested his head on his palms. "Well we need to do something quick, with the way things are going I will never become Hokage."
Sasuke twitched his eye when he heard that. "Okay Naruto you've been saying that ever since we were in the academy, when we were in team 7, the chunnin exams, when you searched for Tsunade, and many other times for the past few years. I think we all know you are going to be Hokage so you don't have to constantly remind us."
Before Naruto could answer he took a few more moments eating his ramen and with an empty mouth. "Well you just wait when I become Hokage we'll have all the money we need. I can see it now Naruto, Lord Hokage." Naruto then had his usually grin on his face. "Whatever just make sure that... forget it." Sasuke was too tired to finish his statement all we wanted to do was solve their financial problem.
Then a thought had occurred to him. "Naruto how are you going to pay for this ramen?" Naruto almost choked when heard Sasuke's question. "Me, I thought you were paying for this." Sasuke jaw had dropped, since neither, one of them had the money to pay. "How the hell am I paying for it? I been living off of water for the past week." Naruto couldn't believe that they had no way to pay for the ramen they just ate.
"Well I left my wallet home just in case." Sasuke raised his eyebrow in confusion. "In case of what?" Naruto looked back at Sasuke. "In case someone wanted to rob me when I wasn't looking." Sasuke then had sweat dropped. "We're ninjas who the hell would want to rob us." Naruto was quick to respond. "You never know there are people who would take that risk."
Sasuke had dropped his head on the counter. "Damn it why does this keep happening to us?" Waiting for answer, Sasuke looked up to see that Naruto had ran out without paying leaving Sasuke by himself at the counter. "I'm going to kick ass for this one day."
Sasuke soon copied Naruto's idea and left without the owner knowing. Finally catching up to Naruto, "damn it you could of told me when you were about to run." Naruto was catching his breath so he could respond. "You should have known that I would run, we already done it six times this week."
Sasuke and Naruto decided to walk around to pass the time until Naruto had ran into Jiraiya who of course had a plan. "Naruto I have an idea on how we can make money easily and this time it's legit." Naruto knew that nearly every plan Jiraiya had ever thought of was either illegal, involved women, or got them in trouble the day after.
However, this time Jiraiya was on to something. "Since nearly everyone this town like to drink and Tsunade is addicted to gambling we can open up a bar bigger then the one's here and let people gamble it's a two for one deal."
Sasuke was impressed with the idea he just heard it was legal for them to open up a bar. Naruto was also impressed that Jiraiya thought of a good idea.
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Later on that day, the plan was launched and by the end of the day, they finally achieved of getting their own bar. Now came the hard part for the three. "Alright Naruto's bar house is ready for business." Sasuke turned to Naruto after hearing that last statement. "Naruto's bar house we are not calling it that." Jiraiya then jumped in the argument.
"That's right because we are calling it Jiraiya's house of pleasure." Jiraiya said with a smile.
"Eww no we're definitely not calling it that, we'll just have to leave unnamed until we can all agree on a name." Sasuke didn't even want to try pitching a name since it wouldn't even matter. "Now that's taken care of who' going to take of totaling the profits everyday.
Jiraiya didn't comment while Naruto just simply shook his head no. "Well someone's got to do it." Naruto crossed his arms. "Well how come you can't do it, is it because you're too cool?" Sasuke just shook his head and answered. "Because I will draw attention to the bar and convince people to come smart ass."
Jiraiya had walked off to go fine some women without first saying. "Well I have ownership over the bar so it's up to you two and whoever might be able to help or whatever. I'll check on you guys in a couple of days." With that, Jiraiya left to see the ladies.
Naruto turned to Sasuke. "Well I can't do it I suck at math." Sasuke had to agree it was Naruto of course. "Well who's smart of enough to help us?"
Soon Naruto thought of the perfect person. "I know lets get Shikamaru to help us he's smart enough." Sasuke just shrugged his shoulders and followed Naruto to find Shikamaru.
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A/N: Well I hope whoever read this enjoyed it. I drew most of my inspiration from the show. So everyone will be a little ooc for the whole story. So, please review. Also, I'm open for suggestions and what not.