ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GAY MAN CALLED GILBERT. HE AS AN UKE. THEN ONE DAY HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH SNOW (NAKED) AND THEN IVAN CAME OUT FROM NOWHERE AND GLOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPEEEEEEED HIS ASS. THEN THE TWO FELL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND NOW THEY ALWAYS HAVE BUUTTSECK WHEN IT'S SNOWING