This story is quite funny. And similarly tragically. Enjoy! Please review, it's good for your health… maybe. But it's definitely not bad for your health.
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This story takes place in Blood Beast, while Grubbs is still having a non-werewolf-life, having parties etc. etc. etc.
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The Demonata –Caught In The Universe Of Butterdemons That Don't Eat You
Chapter 1: The Weirdest Universe Of All Time
Part 1: A Yellow Window
On a freaking warm and sunny day (at least in Grubbs' opinion, while Reni thought it was perfect), Grubbs and Reni walked through the warm streets of Carcery Vale. They didn't say anything, just felt the bubble of happiness that surrounded them hypnotize (no circular chessboards turning around and around) their senses, making them get butterflies flying around in their stomach.
Eventually, they reached the end of the last street in Vale. But they didn't stop there. They kept walking the road, foot by foot.
Suddenly, Reni jolted backwards, screaming: "Oh my god! Oh my god! I forgot to write a message to mum about where I'm going!"
(Huh? That's not what I wrote for this story… surely The Puking-Man At The Corner has been messing with my story… anyway, this is what really happened)
Suddenly, Grubbs jolted backwards, screaming: "Oh my god! Oh my god! I forgot to write a message to Dervish about where I'm going!"
(Okay, now I've got Mr. Puking-Man At The Corner tied up neatly in a chair in his living room, now he won't disturb anymore. Please, please, let the us see what really happened)
Suddenly, a yellow window appeared right in front of them, even without a mage helping the demons on the other side (already now it's revolutionary. What a joke). Grubbs felt magic flood into the air. But no demons came through (revolution going on). "Oh, Grubbs, what the woody floor is that?" Reni said in fascination.
Grubbs frowned. "It's nothing you should care about. Now pack your paintings (Grubbs isn't really into the english sayings) and RUN!" Reni looked at Grubbs, and said: "What do you mean? Pack my paintings? Don't you mean bags?"
"Well, whatever, but just pack your gags (he's wearing a wooly cap, so it's hard for him to tell the difference between g and b. And, maybe that's why he think it's a freaking warm and sunny day)and RUN!"
"Grubbs, I want to know what that pink…surface does in Carcery Vale. I cannot accept such miracles happen in Vale. And it's bags, not gags," she said, holding Grubbs back from running. The window just was there; open, in mid-air, nothing coming through.
"What the stuffed animal, Reni! Let me go, at least, if you don't want to pack your drags and save your life!" Reni suddenly slipped him, and he dropped to the ground in surprise. He got to his feet again, just fast enough to see Reni's last boots slip through the window.
"Damn that woman," he cursed (in fact, Reni does not deserve the description woman. She is too young to be a woman. Besides, she's too old for the description girl, too. I think the words female teenager is what we're looking for now).
And went in after her.
(You might recognize Grubbs' swearing, stuffed animal. If you don't recognize it, please read my story "The Demonata –Eminence Front". There you get to know why this… unusual swearing occurs at all.)
Part 2: Demons Not Moving
He was in a yellow hell. Reni was 2 meters ahead of him; her jaw had dropped by the sight of at least hundred yellowish, gooey masses hanging in mid-air, not moving.
"Reni, get back through the window this instant!" Grubbs shrieked ("this instant" sounds like a bad teacher).
"Grubbs, what the woody floor is this?" she roared back.
They had to yell, because all the yellowish things hummed a sound not so unlike the sound you hear when you turn a plastic bottle full of water on its head. It was just more absent and much darker. And slower.
"I'll tell you once we're back in Carcery Vale!" he cried. "This place is evil!" The window behind him closed. The demons surrounding them stopped humming. "Damn it," he muttered under his breath.
"Uhu! Many lumps of butter that isn't moving! Scary!" (Butter? Say what?)
Reni's eyes widened. "I wanna taste!"
The closest butterdemon was one meter ahead of her. She took one step forward, and reached out an arm to take what she thought was butter.
Grubbs watched it all like in a blur. Reni reached out her right arm. Ten centimeters. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Contact. Grubbs expected the butterdemon to eat her, or cover her with itself. But what happened as she began eating it, was that a big rocket set off to a moon hurrying over the horizon. When Grubbs had forgot it, he refocused on Reni.
"That stuff tastes good. Way the best butter I've tasted in my whole life!"
Grubbs was stunned. He saw Reni continuing eating the butterdemon. It didn't react.
"Gubbs? Yoh godda deist dis sduff. Id's delishos," she said, her mouth full of the butterdemon.
"RENI! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY PATHETHIC! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THIS IS DEMONS!" Grubbs roared in fury.
Reni looked at him, childish. "Grubbs, don't be angry with me. I'm just eating this butter. You gotta taste it. Yummy! Beside, aren't demon supposed to eat you?"
Then, suddenly, she reached the inner core of the butterdemon. It was black and totally hard, believing her punches was real. She didn't manage to move it. It's shape was completely circular, as the butter that surrounded it before Reni ate it.
Part 3: Far beyond addicted
"Reni, now you've got to listen to me. These are demons. They-" he was abruptly interrupted by Reni.
"Aw, Grubbs, demons, you say? Demons eat you! These lumps of butter doesn't… and they aren't misshapen… they exist for me eating them!"
And then she turned her back to him, eating another demon. Grubbs watched, unable to move, as Reni's stomach began to bulge beneath her t-shirt. She looked odd in a way Grubbs couldn't tell.
Reni ate like she was addicted. No, not addicted. Far beyond addicted. Her stomach was on the edge of exploding. Then, without any kind of warning, she turned yellow. Yellow like the butterdemons. (What the …?)
Grubbs was frozen now, completely unable to move, even when Reni moved freely. Maybe this was something bad about this universe. Those who didn't eat the butterdemons, got frozen. Forever?
Part 4: A New Butterdemon
Reni looked like she was pregnant. But as she continued to eat, her yellow stomach couldn't get any bigger. So, now her yellow feet got bigger and bigger, until they reached their limits. She finished her second butterdemon.
As she began on her third, the rest of her yellow torso expanded. Her lungs got bigger and bigger, and Grubbs, watching it all, wondered whether or not she would getting bigger and bigger, expanding forever as she ate.
Now her arms grew. Something else that grew, was the black cores of the butterdemons she'd already eaten. They got bigger and bigger, and more yellow, until they reached the size of all the other butterdemons, and had exactly the same colour.
Reni's clothes exploded, sending bits of clothing everywhere, but they sizzled and vanished as they hit the ground, as if it was covered in demonic acid (that's the first hint that the universe of butterdemons is a demonic universe. You don't find demonic acid in the human world, you know).
When her clothes were off, it was revealed that her skin was all yellow. And she no longer had toes, fingers and such tricky small details, because she was transformed to some kind of big, yellow, gooey mass with a mouth eating the nearest butterdemon.
Eventually, the mouth disappeared, and she remained silent. Now she was a butterdemon.
All this, her transformation, her new appearance as a butterdemon, forced Grubbs into thinking, as he was unable to do anything physical, frozen as he was.
Now, I'm going to continue, because I'm curious to learn how Grubbs will get out of this mess, and whether or not he'll manage to get Reni with him.
I know it's for me to decide, but I'm unable to plan my stories. Writing as I want at the moment, not having any ideas of what's next before I've written it.
Also, I'd like to thank anyone reading or reviewing this story, because Mr. Puking-Man At The Corner gets mad when anyone reads or reviews this story. He's an utterly irritating man, and if you visit my profile, one of my "Copy and Paste"-thingythings is that one with 'I know someone that should be run over by a bus' thing. Mr. Puking-Man At The Corner is one of these persons.
Can't you guys please review this story? Anyway, Those who read this, thank you. It means a lot to me that someone read my stories after all.
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