The Spirit Detectives Join Hicksville Marching band!!
By: Jess Pete
Jess Pete: Hey I'm writing this based on my marching band. I don't own any of the characters because the characters are either from Yu Yu Hakusho or from my actual marching band, so yea.. I don't think I can claim anyone... lol.
Yusuke: You can claim me.. For your lover!!!
Jess Pete: Ohhh you know I want you too! That's why I didn't put keiko in this fic, or else I would have to put you with her... BUT IT'S MY TURN TO HAVE YOU!!
::Keiko goes crying off::
Jess Pete: HEY! I've given you two stories with him so far, it's my turn!!!
Yusuke: Oh well! I get you that's all that matters!!!
Keiko: YUSUKE YOU JERK!!!
Jess Pete: Anyway... I'm gonna start the story now!
"Welcome to Marching Band." Said the band director, Mr. Chad Wyman. "Marching band is a very great thing to join, and if you're not in it, you'll probably fail my band class." We all laughed, knowing it was true, as Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Yukina, Botan, Sazuka, Jin, Genkai, and Koenma formed sweat drops on the back of their heads. "We have three rules to follow in this marching band. Always look at who's talking to you, Do as your told the first time, and ALWAYS BE ON TIME! Now what does on time mean Vets?"
"Always be 15 minutes to a half an hour early." All the vets said, sounding as if they were in a cult. The yu yu hakusho gang gulped, as if they were frightened by this all. I started laughing hysterically. Oh, by the way, let me formally introduce myself. I'm Jess Pete. I'm in the color guard. I do everything, weapons and flag and dance. So yea, I'm just jess pete. I'm the high tosser basically, and I used to be in the actual marching part of the band with the saxophone section, and I still play sax. They use my sax as an extra sax incase one breaks! Hehe. Anyway... I'll continue with the story, just letting ya know a lil about the narrator!
"Very good. As long as you remember those three rules, you'll be good. Well, we'll add more rules as we go along." Mr. Wyman said, laughing. "Now here is the rest of your staff. We have Mr. Caruso, who is the percussion instructor, Lindsey, who is the guard instructor, and Bill who is in charge of Visuals, and occasionally the guard. Now, all newbies..." He says, staring at the Yu Yu gang. "... Will report to me immediately so you know where to go. Vets... The Pit in the Band Room, Drum Line on Stage, Wood Winds in the Chorus Room, Brass in the Little Theatre, Color Guard... wherever Lindsey tells you to go... Section Leaders, please come up to introduce yourself for the newbies." He said, directly staring at the Yu Yu Gang, once again. Sweat drops appeared on the back of their heads as they all suddenly sunk back in their seats. the section leaders made their ways to the stage. "Section leaders, address yourself to the newbies."
"NEWBIE?" Kuwabara screamed out. "I resent that! I am not a Newbie! I am the mighty Kuwabara!"
"Well, in this band you are just a newbie right now. A band is a group, not one single person, and you will abide to that... Abide? Wow, Big word." Mr. Wyman said, grinning. Everyone started laughing
"I don't get it." Kurama whispered to Yusuke. "I've used bigger words in my sleep."
"Anyway, Section leaders, address yourselves now!"
First, a short girl with brown hair in a pony tail with a light blue hat on stepped forward. "Bonnie. Clarinet Section Leader."
Then, a taller boy with black Hair & a stronger body stepped forward. "Yo, I'm Mike. Trumpet Section leader."
Now, an even taller boy with brownish hair and a childish expression walked up and said "Hi." in a high pitched voice. "I'm Zack, Low brass section leader!" He stepped back.
A girl with brown hair and kind of tall stepped up. "Hi, I'm maria. Since our section leader isn't here and isn't coming back, I've been placed to be section leader."
A girl with dark hair with a black hat and long shorts stepped up. "Hey, Erin Granville, Sax section leader."
Then, a skinny young girl with short brownish colored hair stepped forward. "I'm Kristen, captain of the color guard. My co-captain isn't going to be here for a few weeks, but she's tiff. Ok..."
Then, a boy with dark hair and glasses stepped up. "I'm chris monti, Pit Section Leader."
Then, a young boy with brown hair and a lankier body than the other boys stepped forward. "I'm Frank, I'm the drum line section leader."
Then, two more girls walked up together, one of them shorter, thinner, and wearing tighter clothes while the other was a little bigger wearing looser clothes. "And I'm Liz, One of your Drum Majors." The smaller one said.
"And I'm Erika, the other Drum major." The other one said. They both saluted, and turned around giggling.
"Well, there's your section leaders. Everyone Dismissed except for Drum Majors, Section Leaders, and Newbies." After all the other people cleared out, the color guard waited outside to get instructions from their instructor. I couldn't help myself, but peek inside. There was this one boy that I couldn't keep my eyes off of. He was tall, lean, and had these beautiful brown eyes that just captivated me. As I was leaving the room, I saw him catch a glance at me. He was wearing a yellow tank top with blue pants that hugged around his ankle. His hair was gelled up, and if you looked at it, it almost looked as though he had Whitish highlights in it. I stared in the window, looking at the back of his head. I could hear everything that was going on.
"Well, Lord Enma had sent me a letter that he wanted you guys to experience something, well, this is perfect experience." Mr. Wyman said. As he spoke, he turned on a Drum Corp tape. "This is the top level of marching band, called a drum corp. You guys won't have as hard of a show as them though." He stopped that tape, and put in the marching band's tape from last year, Elements of Jazz. They all watched it, looking a little bored. "Well, this is more practically, except this year's show is the hardest show this school experienced."
"Blah Blah Blah... It doesn't look so hard. We've been through worse than anything we can do during this." The young boy I've been intoxicated with said.
"Let me guess, Hot headed, cause for trouble, denial... You must be Yusuke. I've heard a lot about you." Yusuke frowned at him.
"Yea Yea wyman... whatever."
"Ok, so what do you guys play?"
Nobody spoke... everyone just looked at each other. "Um..." Everyone said.
"Great... now you got to learn how to play as well. Let see..." He looked at a young girl with Bright Blue hair and Pink eyes. She wore a pink Kamino and her hair was up in a pony tail. "You, with the blue hair." The girl looked up.
"Oh, me?"
"You're the only person with blue hair here, aren't you?" Wyman said. "The only person with blue hair I know!"
"Hey! I used to have blue hair Mr. Wyman, remember?" The young girl Kristen said, looking innocently at the large teacher.
"What's your name, girl?" He said, completely ignoring Kristen.
"Botan's the name. Spirit detective assistant and Ferry Girl of the River Styks. I also bring ghosts to the spirit world..."
"Yea yea yea... you're going to go to the color Guard. You look like you've got enough spirit to help them."
"Excuse me, but all of us have great spirit energy." Kurama said.
"Yea, WHAT HE SAID! If the person with the most spirit should be the one in colorguard than I, Kazuma Kuwabara should be in color guard!"
"Sorry, but we don't have any other guys in the color guard, so I'm not putting one in. And whatever you mean by spirit energy doesn't matter here."
"But you said spirit you moron." Said a smaller man, black hair completely spiked up. "And if that's so, than Kuwabara is the weakest of all of us."
"Shut up you little punk! I could beat you down so hard that you'd go crying to your mommy, if you even have a mommy!" Kuwabara said in defense.
"Both of you, shut up! When I meant Spirit I meant that she could probably smile while she's performing!" Mr. Wyman said, staring at them. "I'm definitely not putting you two in the same section."
"Whatever." Hiei said. "I don't care. It's not my problem. Hn."
"Ok.. So this is what I'm going to do... Botan, you're going to be in Color Guard. Kurama, you will play the flute..."
"HA! Kurama gets the girlie instrument." Yusuke said, laughing.
"Fine by me. I played a little bit of flute in my high school." Kurama said. "When I wasn't making potions, I decided to take an instrument so that people would be mindful to me."
"Kuwabara will be playing the Baritone in the low brass section."
"YEA! Kuwabara gets the big instrument!" Kuwabara said excitedly.
"Yukina, you will play Clarinet. Sazuka will play..."
"You cannot say my name unless you put the word beautiful before it. I am the beautiful sazuka, the strongest demon the world ever created." Suddenly, Sazuka got bumped on the head, as he knocked over.
"I thought I taught you a lesson you dumb oaf." A young woman said, pink flowing hair, big auburn eyes, very thin and beautiful. She was wearing an aqua shirt with a pair of Jean shorts.
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"I'm genkai, in my younger form you idiot. Don't give me away for being old or else I'll be forced to kill you."
"OOO Genkai... you're hair looked pinker than usual..." Sazuka said, with a sweat drop on the back of his forehead trying to play it cool.
"Anyway... the 'beautiful Sazuka' will be playing the trumpet." Wyman said.
"Great... more ego's in the trumpet section." Someone said in the background.
"Hiei will be playing the snare drum in the drum line." Wyman said.
"Hn..." Hiei responded.
"Genkai will be in the pit, playing mallet instruments with Yusuke." Wyman continued on.
"Great, another session with the old hag over there." Yusuke said, rolling his eyes.
"Shut up, dimwit." She responded to him.
"Dimwit... I like that." Wyman said, laughing. "You don't mind me making that a nickname do you Yusuke?"
"Yea I think I do mind."
"Ok Dimwit." Wyman said. "Jin, You'll be playing the saxophone."
"Yippie. The wind instruments are always a specialty especially for a wind master like me. I feel a nice wind coming in now." He said, his ears wiggling as he spoke.
"Riiight..." Wyman said. "Anyway, and finally, Koenma, you will be the new drum major, so that we have three." Suddenly, Koenma's teenage head had gone back to the baby head from shock.
"Hey pacifier breath, you head has shown your true self again." Yusuke commented.
"Oh man." He said, pulling his Jr. Hat down, as he took it off, revealing his teenage head again.
"Now, I expect all of you to behave." He said, especially glaring at Yusuke and Hiei. "Now your section leaders will take you for the day as well as your instructors and I. You will not join the actual band until your ready to perform. The band hasn't learned music or how to march yet, everything is just basics and sight right now, so while they learn advanced basics, you'll learn the basic basics." He looked around... then walked away. "I'm such an idiot." He said, walking out of the door.